Wow, Chaptah Four already? Huh. Wasn't expecting it to happen so fast, but ANYWAYS! Without further ado, F. Emo Productions presents… THE LATEST CHAPTER IN JERK AND DORKSTER: THE PANTS LEGACY! (I really like typing in caps lock; it makes me feel like I'm announcing something important. C: )

In the Blue Sage's hut

SAMOS: Ooh… I'll never get used to that tingling teleporter sensation. (Shudders happily) Ooh, it just gives me that lovely feeling in my…uhh…log.

JAK: AAH! DIRTY OLD MAN!! (Runs off) (Runs back) So what are you going to tell me now?

KEIRA: Hey guys!

EVERYONE: (Ignores her)

KEIRA: I said, HEY GUYS!!!

SAMOS: Did you hear something?

DAXTER: Naah, it was probably a mosquito or something.

KEIRA: (Sighs) Oh my! Rock Village is on fire!!!!

DAXTER: Wow! I guess the Blue Sage really does know how to party hard!

SAMOS: Aaaw! Why didn't he invite me? He knows I love parties! (Cries)

KEIRA: (enraged) NO, YOU FOOLS! What I mean is, this gay monster is throwing flaming rocks at Rock Village!

JAK: Hey, how can you tell it's gay just by looking at it?

SAMOS: AAAAGH! A GAY MONSTER! (Runs around in circles)

KEIRA: Jak, Daxter, go kill that monster!

DAXTER: Get outta here, homophobe!

JAK: She doesn't hate it just coz it's gay, she hates it coz it's a monster.

DAXTER: (Ashamed) Whatever. (Rallies what's left of his pride) Anyway, it's not a monster! It's just misunderstood!

Talking to the Gambler

GAMBLER: Aaw, not another hero! HEROES SUCK!!

JAK: Yeah? That right? (Hits his palm with his fist menacingly)

GAMBLER: Yeah, I lost all my money betting on that loser. (Points to the sobbing "hero")

DAXTER: He ain't no hero! I'M the hero!

JAK: OY! I'M the hero around here!

GAMBLER: No, you're both losers.

(Some gratuitous violence)

GAMBLER: Oww...

JAK: Hey, Stonedog, you wanna get a drink?

DAXTER: Yeah, but you're buying.

JAK AND DAXTER: (Walk away, leaving the Gambler behind)

Back in the Blue Sage's Hut

JAK: Hey, Keira, you didn't tell us what we need those 45 power cells for.

KEIRA: Yes I did! It isn't MY fault if you two are too intoxicated to remember.

DAXTER: Hey, that's an insult! I've been sober for two whole days!

JAK: That's a lie and we both know it, stupid

KEIRA: (Sighs) You need them so I can levitate that flaming rock with that convenient machine. Now get moving!

Shortest chapter so far, I know, but don't worry; I am going to write longer ones. I'm just having a bit of trouble with time constraints (due to popular demand, I'm trying to update this thing every Monday) and lack of inspiration (my muses are all back at school, unlike me).

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