~at my new anime room[one does not simply handle Alice's fights in a normal room] …
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Reim: I didn't appear in the previous chapter T.T *emo corner*
Sharon: *pats Reim's head* Don't worry, many popular characters don't appear in many chapters.
Me: Yeah, Sharon-oneesama's right. Don't worry, you'll appear later.
Alice: *obviously pissed* Tell me something! What the fuck you mean with I'll be in danger?
Break: Miss Alice, those words aren't proper for a little lady like you~!
Emily: Foul words and a nasty mouth!
Kevin: The hell you're doing here!? Go away already! This story is a romance between me and Alice!
Me: Actually Kevin, you'll disappear a little from the story, and Oz & Gil will appear soon to start a journey with Alice.
Oz: *evil smile* Don't worry Kevin! We'll take care of Alice for 'ya~.
Gilbert: *evil smile* It won't that hard, it's just getting a warehouse full of meat for the stupid bunny.
Kevin: WHAT!?
Break: And most of all~ In the actual anime/mangá, you're not the dominating one~. And you don't have even a single interaction with Miss Alice~; therefore she's only mine~!
Kevin, Oz and Gil: *death glare screaming 'You're a dead clown!'*
Alice: What do you mean with I'm yours, Clown?
Break: *evil smile/rape face* Nothing~!
Alice: …*doesn't get it*
Sharon: *creeped out* Alice, this night you should either sleep with me or lock well your door.
Reim: *suddenly popped from emo corner* Don't forget to lock his room as well!
Break: *scarier rape face and insane tone* Naïve hare~! Locks aren't enough to stop me~!
Emily: Little bunny isn't safe tonight!
Sharon & Reim: *gulp*
Me: *slowly escaping from the room* "There's no way I'll stay in here!"
Kevin: *emo corner* My fans, I'll disappear for a few chapters, do not cry, just make sure that Alice won't die till our re-meeting.
Troll fans: Don't worry! We wouldn't cry anyway!
Kevin: *emo corned evolved into forever alone* T. [because he only has one eye]
Oz: Well~! Goodbye everyone!
END OF CHAPTER