"Whats the problem?" Roy asked. He was very worried, and scared for his baby. Their baby. Ed and his angel. The one they made so possible.

"There is a chance the baby might be mentally retarded." The doctor said. Roy scoffed. That wasn't going to keep him from having his baby.

"Alright doctor. I really don't care if the baby is mentally retarded, I just want my baby." Roy said before hanging up, and laying with his blonde again.

The next day, Ed got up and got dressed. He was a little uncomfortable getting dressed in front of Roy, so he shut the door.

Ed was supposed to go to school that day. So he got dressed, finding the baggiest shirt in his closet, and putting it on. By the time he arrived at school he had to throw up. Ed ran to the nearest bathroom, and puked his guts out.

When Ed walked out he put a mint in his mouth. It was disgusting to have that puke aftertaste in his mouth. Ed saw Ruki, and walked over to her.

"Hey Ruki. I got a picture of the baby today." Ed said.

"Do you have it with you? I wanna see!" Ruki squealed. Ed smiled. He loved Ruki, but not like he loved Roy. Ed handed the picture over to Ruki.

"That's the foot, and there's the head." Ruki squinted while Ed was explaining where everything was.

"Wait Ed. Isn't that a foot right there?" Ruki asked. Ed looked and saw that there were two heads. His eyes widened.

"HOLY SHIT!" Ed screamed. Everyone looked at him, and he was taken to the principles office. Once there, Roy was called, as he was Ed's legal guardian.

Roy walked in trying to look as pissed as possible. Really, he was laughing on the inside. He knew this would happen one day, he just never thought it would be about the dumbest thing.

"What seems to be the problem, Mr. Akinson?" Roy asked. He already knew what the problem was.

"Your boy screamed, 'holy shit' in the hall." The principle said. Ed had his hands on his stomach, and passed a note to Roy.

Roy,

There are two heads on our baby, we need to go to the doctor NOW.

-Ed.

"Excuse me I need to take my son to the hospital, but I will be sure to punish him for what he did." Roy said before taking Ed to the car.

"Your not really gonna punish me right?" Ed asked slightly nervous.

"You can bet your ass I am." Roy said before this chapter ended.

Made this real fast, cuz I wanted to. R&R