Hey ._. *runs from chainsaws* 0_O Gah. Sorry I haven't updated since last summer 0_0 X3 ah well here ya go.

Sky emerged in her vinyl skirt with the zipper down the front, white fishnet stockings with a garter belt, a white top which was off the shoulders and had slits going down the arms. Over it, she had a shimmery white bustier with loose silver ribbons and lacy edges. On her hands she wore fingerless white leather gloves. Kisame raised an eyebrow.

"Well, we're not going anywhere, right?" she laughed, making herself comfortable…on his lap.

"What are you-" he began.

Sky pressed her lips against his and nipped at his bottom one, silencing him. "Nothing." she replied, grinning. She was straddling him with her arms slung behind his neck.

"So. You wanted three days to get to know me, right?" she asked, having already read his mind.

"Um…yeah" he answered, still conscious of their position.

"Well then. Ramen?"

"Wha..?" he tilted his head.

Sky smirked and jumped off his lap into the seat next to him. Two packs of beef flavoured ramen and a pan floated in front of them, carried by her water. She gestured to the items.

"Oh! Sure."

Sky grinned and manoeuvred her water into the pan, proceeding to do the hand signs of the tiger and blew a small gust of fire under the pan to boil it. She then dropped the ramen in.

"Huh…I thought that was a trick only the Uchiha clan were meant to know" Kisame queried.

Sky shrugged. "I could do it since I was born" she said nonchalantly.

Kisame gaped. 'That's got to be a lie' he thought.

'I don't lie without reason' Sky floated into his mind. "So what did you want to know about me?" she asked, leaning back on the couch.

"Just…who you really are" he said, blushing slightly.

Sky flitted her eyes to the ceiling, contemplating what to say. "I…don't truly know who I am myself…I've never known my last name…never had any parents…I'm probably the most creative person you'll ever meet…I'll kill easily but will go out of my way and risk my life for a puppy."

Kisame blinked. "Hmm…"

'Interesting…I wonder if she could seriously be more creative than Deidara and Sasori.'

The ramen floated into a couple of bowls and nudged at the two of them, cutting into Kisame's thought track. Sky grabbed onto hers and started nibbling with a pair of ice-created chopsticks. She chuckled at Kisame's blank look. "Oh sorry, here ya go" she said, creating him a pair.

He tentatively held on to them. They felt different to what you would expect, not slippery or numbingly cold.

"They don't bite you know" Sky commented as Kisame stared at them.

"They're not poisoned, right?" he asked, eyes narrowing at them.

"Trust me will ya, I would have killed you in your sleep if I at all wanted to" she answered. "So your turn, tell me about yourself."

"Don't you…already know it all from your telepathy?" he asked, feeling slightly nervous.

"I chose not to find out. It makes people less boring if you don't know every single detail about them…plus it's rude…and some of the stuff I find out is pretty disturbing." she said, shuddering.

Kisame raised his eyebrows. He hadn't considered that…also he hadn't thought Sky would be so…noble.

"Hmm…well then" he began, clearing his throat. "I had parents…but they were cruel bastards. I haven't always looked like this…it's something that happened after I joined Akatsuki, you'll know soon enough. Umm…and I have quite a liking for music."

Sky's eyes widened when she was told of his change in appearance. 'What did they do to you…' she thought.

She placed her half-eaten bowl of ramen on a table and manoeuvred her way back onto his lap, gave him a quick hug, and sat up. "What if I said I could change you back."

Kisame gaped at her. "…Do not give me false hope…you don't know the circumstances."

"Yet." she grinned.

He sighed and rolled his eyes, attempting to push her off and finish his ramen, but Sky wasn't budging.

"I don't mind what you look like" she stated, sliding her arms around his neck and nibbling at the soft skin of Kisame's earlobe.

"Does your reputation mean nothing to you" he whispered, eyes downcast.

Sky lifted his chin and looked at him straight in the eye. "No. It doesn't." Kisame gazed at her for a moment then gently hugged her. "Hey Kiss, you ever been clubbing?" she chuckled.

"Uh…no…why?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Sky's grin widened.

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Standing near the entrance to the tent, Sky formed the last handsigns of a jutsu and aimed at her ice gourd, a jutsu so that when it was invisible, and in the club with her, people wouldn't bash into it. It would mould to their touch automatically without Sky's help.

Sky had of course changed her outfit once again, having not expected to be going out, and was now clad in a top with shimmering transparent lilac sleeves, and had a transparent section on her stomach. It was low cut, with ribbon strips crossing over the cleavage, with a small black bustier with purple ribbons was over the top of it. She had on also a black vinyl skirt with two zips, spider web style tights, ankle boots with transparent platform heels and buckles and black fingerless gloves.

She leaned against a tent wall, one leg propped up, and waited for Kisame to come out of the bathroom. When he finally did, he emerged in his fishnet top and some loose vinyl pants Sky had made him wear. His glamour consisted of a look quite similar to his usual. His hair and eyes were the same colours, but the eyes were bigger and pupil-less, with a silver kind of glow and large eyelashes. Also he was deathly pale and possessed a slightly slimmer build.

"Hot" they both uttered at the same time, proceeding to both blush.

"Ahem..do we have to go? These pants just don't feel right on me" Kisame whined.

"Yes we do" Sky grinned. "You don't want to be alone with me in that outfit."

She winked at him and he blushed harder and averted his gaze, following Sky out of the tent.

"Hmm…that glamour…was that your original look?" Sky asked, picking her words carefully so as to not accidentally upset him.

"Ah…yeah…thought I would just show you" he answered.

Sky grinned. 'I can definitely change him back.'

While dragging Kisame to the tent door with one hand, Sky performed a last minute jutsu with the other to change her red eyeliner to deep purple, add beige lipstick, and to curl her hair and pile it on top of her head with half flowing down.

'She can do one handed jutsus? But geez…what a girly jutsu.' Kisame thought.

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After heading to the closest town, Sky located a nightclub that was most likely to play the music she would like, called The Spinning Eye. Peering around the corner of a building, she took in the length of the queue and turned to Kisame.

"We're sneaking in" she announced.

"I...uh...sure!" he replied. 'Heh...I picked up a bad girl' he chuckled in his mind.

Sneaking along the parallel street, Sky kept in sight the club in the gaps in between buildings, searching for the side of the clubs' end, so that she could sneak directly to the back of it.

"Sky, it's a dead end" Kisame said, holding her back as she was about to bump into a wall, her eyes had been on the pub.

"Ah...thanks. Not a problem, up we go" she replied.

Kisame was confused for a second until he saw the glow of chakra forming at her feet and followed suit, running up the buildings wall by her side and flipping over onto the roof.

Sky ran to the other side of the roof and grinned back at Kisame while forming some handsigns. "Come here...hold on tight to me and whatever you do...don't let go. Got it?"

Gulping, Kisame wandered over to Sky, placing his arms securely around her waist, wondering what in hell she was planning. Lifting one foot up after the other, Sky retracted transparent spikes from the bottom of her shoes then balanced on the edge of the building. "Holding on tight?" Kisame nodded. "Then here goes, baby."

"What are you-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sky hopped off the edge and and started sliding down a huge slope of ice she had created, snowboard style, heading straight to the south side of the nightclub. Kisame hadn't seen the slope because it was down and out of his sight when he was on the roof and was holding onto Sky for dear life.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!" he shrieked.

"Eh? You couldn't die if you wanted to on this thing, Kiss, I control it completely. Plus, the spikes in my shoes work as grips" she answered loudly, trying to be heard over the roaring of wind as they raced faster and faster towards the back of the club.

As they reached the end of the slope, Kisame practically dived away from it, backing up against the wall and sliding down it, shaking slightly.

"Never...again..." he shuddered, watching the ice melt and rush back at Sky, seeming to disappear as soon as it reached her, supposedly depositing itself into her invisible gourd.

"Meh...have a little faith in me will ya, after all I have been doing this for years" she chuckled, heading towards the back door of the club. "Hmm...it's locked."

As Sky was just about to send some of her water through the side of the door to get to the bolt on the inside she heard a voice behind her.

"Hey baby, looking for a good time?" he leered, a bottle of sake in one hand, and massaging himself through his pants with the other. He must have been hidden in the shadows, under cover of the night, there was hardly any light in this area.

Sky's eyes narrowed dangerously and Kisame growled, immediately rising from his spot on the ground as more men appeared out of the dark, making lewd comments and carrying weapons which shone in the dark. They were starting to close in on them.

"Are her pubes pink too? What's her cup size? Hey sexy, how would you like THIS in you?"

As Kisame was about to punch the crap out of the nearest one, Sky held out her arm in front of him. "No, Kiss...they're mine" she hissed.

Forming a whip of pure, flexible ice, she dove right into the centre of the ruffians and started spinning so fast that her features were undiscernable. Kisame took cover as needles of ice and body parts started flying in all directions. The cracking of the whip and the screams of the men were unheard over the rhythmic pounding of music from the other side of the club door.

When she was finished, Sky looked completely unscathed and mostly free of any remainder of the battle, except for her boots. She looked like she had stepped into the middle of a blood bath. Calmly, she performed a clean-up jutsu on the area and melted the whip, heading back over to Kisame who was staring at her in shock.

"Am I next?" he said, chuckling nervously.

Sky stopped in front of him and tilted her head, a smile playing on her lips. Raising one hand, she gently traced her fingertips along his jaw and suddenly pulled him forward, her lips an inch from his. "Let's party."

Turning back towards the door, Kisame found that Sky had unlocked it and was holding it open for him, smirking, the music now pounding out into the street. He stepped forward, his mind hazy as he caught the door before her fingers slipped from it, entering behind her.

Sky grasped Kisame's significantly larger hand and pulled him through the crowd of dancers to a less populated corner of the club and turned to him. "C'mon Kiss, dance with me!" she yelled over the music, moving her hips to the beat and grinning at him.

"I...err...dunno how..." Kisame mumbled, looking down. Sky's perceptive ninja ears just about picked up his words and she raised an eyebrow.

"Sure ya do" she answered matter-of-factly, lacing her fingers through his, leading him. Kisame followed her movements, smiling sheepishly as he started to get the hang of it.

As the next song started Sky froze and grinned slowly. Evilly. Kisame's eyes widened slightly.

"I know this one Kiss" she whispered huskily as she moved closer to him, releasing his hands to place them on her hips, her own resting on his muscular chest, leaning in so that her lips were at his ear.

"You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you."

She sang the lyrics to him, accentuating each word so that they sounded like breathy moans in her high voice as she grinded into him in time with the music.

"Help me; I broke apart my insides.
Help me; I've got no soul to sell.
Help me; the only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself."

Kisame grinded back into her, his eyes half-lidded. Intoxicated, he listened to the words, marvelling at the sound of her voice as he had never heard her sing before, her sweet scent floating around him from her close proximity.

"I want to fuck you like an animal.
I want to feel you from the inside.
I want to fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God."

They grinded more roughly into each other as Kisame started to harden, his fingers gripping tight enough to leave bruises on Sky's hips.

"You can have my isolation.
You can have the hate that it brings.
You can have my absence of faith.
You can have my everything."

Kisame was now fully hard, his breathing ragged. Sky's hands slid torturously slowly up and down his chest.

"Help me; tear down my reason.
Help me; it's your sex I can smell.
Help me; you make me perfect.
Help me become somebody else."

Her lips feathered along the shell of his ear, curved into a smile as she sang, pressing butterfly kisses on his neck between lyrics.

"I want to fuck you like an animal.
I want to feel you from the inside.
I want to fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God."

Sky turned from him, keeping his hands on her hips as she grinded back into him, her head tilted back to keep singing the last of the lyrics into his ear as the song slowed.

"Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive."

When the song was over, Kisame was still painfully hard, the vinyl pants constricting to him. He let Sky pull him over to the bar, smirking at him, as he realised others had been watching their saucy dance and still had their eyes on them. He attempted to hide his too-obvious boner as Sky sat him on a seat opposite her.

After ordering them both some sake, Sky turned back to Kisame, his eyes hazed over with lust as he stared at her. Sky glanced past him, finding several women eyeing him and narrowed her eyes in jealousy. She looked back at Kisame. He had unconsciously leaned nearer to her, his eyes fixed on her lips and she launched herself forward, sliding her fingers into his hair and pressing her lips to his, letting all the women know who be belonged to, and the men also, who had been eyeing her. They turned away from the two. Sky was about to pull back but Kisame pulled her closer to him ferociously, his hands on her hips again. Unfortunately for him, the bartender chose that moment to interrupt.

"Umm, excuse me Miss, here's your sake" he said, placing two little tumblers in front of them.

They broke apart and Kisame glared hard at him till he left, lifting the sake to his lips and downing it in one gulp. "I'll be right back" he murmured, quickly kissing her again and rushing off, his hardness still evident.

Sky giggled as she watched him part the crowd. 'Hmm...he's started reciprocating.' She lifted her own sake to her lips and drank.

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Kisame had slipped into the men's toilets and had locked the door behind him after checking the place was empty and had boosted himself up onto the sinks counter. His glamour was currently down and his long, thick cock was being rapidly pumped by his blue hand. His moans echoed off the walls louder and louder, masked from the ears of anyone outside by the music. His body trembled with the force of his orgasm as he came, yelling Sky's name as he did so. Changing back into his glamour, legs jellified, Kisame zipped up and headed back out the door, to the bar.

When he found Sky, she was surrounded by sake tumblers behind her on the bar counter, and the one she currently held in her hand was drained and slammed down the minute she saw him.

"Kiss!" she yelled, jumping on him and wrapping her legs around his waist. "Would you fuck me?"

"W-what?" he asked, taken aback, holding onto her so she wouldn't slip off him.

"Fuck me, baby, fuck me now" she whimpered, her words slurred. She grinded against him, her lips a frenzy against his neck.

'So this is what she's like drunk' Kisame thought nonchalantly. "Mmkay let's go Sky" he said, hoisting her tighter against himself and weaving his way out of the club.

"We're gonna go fuck?" she giggled, biting his bottom lip softly.

He paused at that, taking in her appearance. Her cheeks were flushed, her eyes wide and childlike as they stared at him, the pupils dilated, her lips parted slightly. Beautiful. He mentally shook himself and kept walking to the exit. "Yeah. Maybe" he answered, playing along. From his time in Akatsuki, Kisame was well aware of how drunks worked. If you didn't go with what they said they could easily flip.

"Yay!" she squealed, nuzzling into his neck, her pink hair brushing against him. Kisame rolled his eyes but a corner of his mouth twitched upwards. He couldn't help but find it cute. Holding onto her tightly, he made his way back to their campsite.

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Pulling back the branches surrounding the hidden tent, Kisame stepped through into it, a still horny Sky in his arms. Once inside, Kisame dropped his glamour and set down Sky, who, as drunk as she was, remembered she had her gourd with her. She placed it in the corner, removing the jutsus she cast onto it earlier. Her 'girly jutsu', as Kisame had called it, was also reversed, her eye-liner red again, her hair flowing freely, and her lips back to their snowy pink. Thinking that somehow she had sobered, Kisame prepared to go change his outfit, but as he began to pass her, she suddenly pushed him over the arm of the couch, his legs hanging over the edge.

"Gah! What the heck Sky!" he exclaimed, scrambling backwards as she leaned over him.

Sky climbed over the arm of the couch herself, sliding onto his lap before he could escape, locking her legs around his waist and linking her fingers together behind his neck. "Can we fuck now?" she asked hopefully, her face an inch from his.

"I..uh...erm..." Kisame searched for something to say, his mind blank from Sky's sudden closeness. Again, he felt himself getting hard.

Sky noticed and giggled, starting to grind into his lap. Leaning forward, she whispered into his ear. "Come on Kiss, fuck me. Tear through my hymen, fill me. Hit my cervix with every thrust. Roughly rub against my sweet spot again and again until my eyes roll back into my head and I scream your name as my body shudders in pleasure. I've got muscles you never even knew existed, Kiss, and I could squeeze you till you pop like warm champagne."

Kisame was absolutely still, speechless, his jaw dropped and his eyes staring wide and unblinkingly at nothing. One thought filled his mind. 'She's a virgin...' And this thought made him unbearably hard, his penis screaming to fuck the hell out of Sky, like she requested. But it would be wrong.

His head springing back into action, Kisame turned to Sky, her hands fumbling with his zipper. Catching her wrists in one hand, he lifted them away and looked her in the eyes. "I'm sorry."

She stared, confusion stretched across her features momentarily before her eyes went blank and she fell forward onto him, unconscious. Kisame released her wrists and moved his other hand from the back of her neck, where he had pressed a pressure point. Lifting her, he carried her to the bed and laid her down. Next, he was going to go change for bed also, but her hands reached up in her sleep and pulled him back down to her. He smiled softly and shrugged, getting in with her and falling asleep fully clothed.

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In Mist, the Hokage was holding a meeting.

"Well? What is the verdict?"

A girl stepped forward out of the shadows. "She's with Akatsuki now."

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Sky sat bolt upright in bed. Her eyes wide with disbelief as she stared straight ahead.

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