A/N: I have returned! Yes, after an eternity of waiting, another chapter has arrived! Sorry guys, I couldn't update through a combination of it being a busy year, my computer dying, and my sheer lazy-assery. Oh yeah, and this fic totally slipped my mind. However, now I will update! I'd like to thank Dashippy for reminding me about this and encouraging me to get off my lazy ass (though I'm still on it, writing this) and write! Along with my other reviewers. Yay.
Disclaimer: I'm sure you're all thinking, "Thank God nut job doesn't own Naruto. By the way, is it hard typing in a straightjacket?" But all I have to say is a) You're welcome and b) Yes it is. But I have escaped from the asylum to present you with another chapter of my sheer genius!
So anyways, enjoy the next chapter!
Chapter 4: Soup
"Sasuke." By now you can all guess that it was a certain loudmouthed blonde that uttered this name. And no, it's not Ino; it's the one blonde we all like.
"Piss off."
"No. Make me soup."
"Why the hell should I make you soup, dobe?"
"Because I'm awesome. AND I GOT A COLD FROM SPARRING WITH YOUR PISSY UCHIHA ASS ALL NIGHT!!"
"Not my fault I like to train. That's why I'm better than you."
"Whatever, just shut the hell up and make me some soup."
"No."
"YES!"
By now Sasuke was beyond annoyed. "What's in it for me?"
Between sneezes, Naruto had this to say; "If you don't make me soup, I'll wipe my nose on you!"
"EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW!! FINE, I'LL MAKE YOU SOUP!!"
The blonde was grinning ear to ear now. "That's better. Now come on!" He dragged the other boy to Sasuke's house.
Sasuke was boiling a pot of water, while Naruto was laying down on the couch watching South Park and laughing his ass off.
"Wait—Naruto."
"What?"
"Uh… what kind of soup did you want me to make you?"
"Oh shit."
If you're wondering what happened afterward, let's just say the certain blonde had to be transported to the hospital. And no, unfortunately it wasn't Ino. The good blonde.
A/N: Uh… yeah. I DID kind of have a little writer's block while writing this. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and please R&R!
That's all for now!