Sweat dripped down the Dibblet's brow as he continued to feel around for a crack in the cell. His palm was pressed to the metallic metal in the holding cell. If he could just find something! There had to be a crack or a clue somewhere! He couldn't let this cell contain him! He wouldn't give the two olders the satisfaction. Zim watched the spectacle with very amused eyes. Oh, his Dib-Stink was so persistent.

"Give it up, Dibblet. You are dealing with the FINEST base that Irk has to offer. You will not be able to escape." The paranormal investigator quickly turned from the wall to glare at his enemy who was sitting calmly at the other side.

"You shouldn't be so calm. You're stuck here too." The human was not pleased with the cackling response he got in return.

"Oh, Dib! You are just so stupid! I am CHOOSING to stay here. Yes, I know with my massive intelligence it might seem odd but all of my goals have been accomplished so I am on vacation. I probably should remember to choose BETTER slaves when I re-conquer the Earth, if we get back." Dib stared vengefully at the alien.

"Shut up! We WILL get back and when we do I will make sure this horrible situation never comes to be!"

"You should feel HONORED! Out of all the worthless people on this ball of dirt, you have the privilege of serving the ALMIGHTY ZIM!" Dib narrowed his eyes as the laughter started up again.

"Are you sure you don't mean that "Almighty douchebag", Space-boy?" Zim did that move where one eye squinted and the other eye was alert as he studied his cell partner.

"I know not of this "douchebag" you speak of human, but if it means more powerful and better than you Dib-Stink, I have to agree." The alien spoke quietly as he strolled over in front of his future slave. Dib could only feel rooted to this his spot as Zim's eyes which were usually so expressive stared at him with a serious depth. The closeness that was coming over the two made the human's stomach acids churn. The closeness continued until there was literally only an inch between them. Dib's eyes widened in alarm. Was Zim about to kiss him?

The alien was inwardly laughing. Oh, the way his Dib was looking at him with those frozen wide eyes. In that moment Zim controlled all of the human's attention. The Irkan had never felt such a feeling of power! He had only walked over there to intimidate the human into being quiet but this feeling was such a rush! The closer he got the more paranoid and stiller the human became. It was so much fun!

"Dooo deee dooo deee dooo" A metallic voice hummed from beyond the corner breaking the spell. Zim stumbled back as the human pushed him away with a blush on his face. Unsurprisingly the robot came walking around the corner to the front of the holding cell.

"Gir! I demand that you release me at once and secure the Dib-Monkey. Obey your Master!" Zim disjointedly ordered. The robot stopped and turned to stare at the two before an insane smile came over it's face.

"It's a little Master and Big Headed Boy! He's sooo cute!" Zim growled at the comment.

"Gir! This is not time for joking! Release me!" The robot stared blankly at the two before smiling again.

"Ok, only if you waltz."

"Waltz? Gir! We do not have time for this "waltz"." The robot stared blankly at the two.

"Ok, I'll be going now."

"No! We'll waltz!" Dibblet yelled as he took both of Zim's hands within his own and began to do the dance movements. He was suddenly glad that Ms. Bitters made all of the students learn to waltz so they could dance appropriately when doom came down upon them.

"Ahh! Dib-Stink! What are you doing? Release me from this strange ritual at once!" The alien yelled as he struggled in the humans grip.

"Shut up Zim! I Will not stay in here! I don't care if I have to dance with you all day we are getting out of here!" The insane giggle of the SIR unit echoed through the metal halls. Their two bodies bumped into each other as they spun around. This could have been very romantic...but it wasn't. It was a horrible dance with no grace or rhythm but this seemed to please the SIR unit anyway.

"Ok, Good job!" Gir screamed as he pushed a button on the outside of the door. The glass made a small hiss as it opened up.

"Ah ha! I'm free! Enjoy what's left of this future Zim because it won't be here after I'm through with it!" Dib yelled before he frantically ran down the hall, to try and find the way out.

"Argh! Dib-Monkey get back here! I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN THIS FOR ZIM! YOUR FUTURE SLAVE MASTER COMMANDS IT!" Zim screamed as he chased the human.

Gir stood braindead for a moment before he let out a shrill yell and began to chase after his tail which didn't exist.


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