Author's Note: Hello my lovely readers! I apologize for taking forever to upload a chapter, but with the holidays and school work I've been extremely busy. So without further ado, here's chapter 4! :)

Disclaimer: I don't own BTR.

Chapter four. Big Time Tourists

"Congratulations, Monkey!" Kendall said as he picked me up and spun me around. A few minutes earlier I had stood on the podium and received my gold medals for beam and all around. I was so excited I could hardly stand still. I had just won two gold medals, graduated to an elite gymnast and my brother, my boyfriend and our two best friends had just surprised me at my meet. This day couldn't have been better.

But before I could think too much, James stole me from Kendall and softly kissed me on the lips. Time slowed down and the earth stopped spinning. My mind went blank, in a good way, as it always did when James kissed me. After the kiss James and I just stared at each other, smiling. I couldn't believe we hadn't really seen each other in more than half a year. I had missed him so much. This moment didn't seem real. In that moment I forgot all about stupid Bri Waller.

"What are you guys doing here?" I asked as I absentmindedly hugged Logan and Carlos.

Logan started, "Well, our concert in London is tomorrow."

"And we realized your big meet was today," Carlos told me.

James said, "So we decided to come surprise you."

"Because we all missed you." Kendall finished.

I could feel tears forming in my eyes as they gathered me up in one of their classic group hugs. It had been so long since I had truly seen any of them, and I had missed them and their crazy antics terribly.

"Well, it's pretty late." Kendall said, checking his watch. He always had to be the responsible one, and that's understandable seeing who he hung out with. "We should probably let you get some sleep before the big day tomorrow." I gave him a questioning look. "Tomorrow you get to give Big Time Rush a tour of London."

"We're giving Big Time Rush a tour of London?" Emma was ecstatic when I told her the next day. She immediately went to our closet and started rummaging through her many designer clothes and holding them up to look at herself in the mirror.

"Yeah, I can't wait for you to meet them." I told her.

"You can't wait for me to meet them? I can't wait for me to meet them! This is going to be so amazing!" I laughed at her excitement. I had known Big Time Rush since we were little; they still didn't really seem like celebrities to me. The fact that Emma and many other teenage girls were dying to meet them, still seemed funny to me.

About an hour later, there was a knock on the door. Big Time Rush was about to get a big time tour of London.

"Imagine how cold this water must be right now…" Carlos said as he looked over the rail at the river Thames. It was extremely cold out- a typical London winter afternoon.

"Probably freezing." Logan said, looking out at the river.

"Alright let's see how cold it is." Kendall said as he picked me up and half-dangled me over the railing of the river Thames.

"No! No! No!" I protested as I squirmed. Eventually he brought me back and put me back down. "You're so mean." I pouted.

Emma shivered and wrapped her arms around herself. "Oh, it's so cold." I looked at her- she couldn't possibly be cold in the expensive winter coat she was wearing. Carlos suddenly appeared at her side and started wrapping his coat around her and I realized why she had said that. Emma was always the flirty type.

After that little side trip we all loaded up the tour bus- yes, the guys had brought an actual tour bus to London!- and started the adventure. The guys acted like little kids on Christmas morning; Everywhere we went they found something touristy to look at.

"Oooo! Look at the castle!" Carlos said, pointing out the window.

"Guys, I'm excited to see Big Ben." Kendall informed us.

"Is that the thing at the top?" James asked.

"No it's actually not the top, Big Ben is the bell inside of the tower." Kendall said. I was impressed at how much he knew about the city. Logan was usually the smart one. He must have studied the tour guide book he had bought when him, Mom, and Katie visited me last.

Carlos seemed impressed, too."Full of information this guy."

"Personal tour guide." James remarked. I gave him a face; I was supposed to be their tour guide. He kissed me quickly on the lips. "You're okay, too." He joked and I playfully smacked his arm.

"Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that it, up ahead?" Logan pointed out.

"Oh wow." Carlos said.

"That is big isn't it." Kendall said.

"Why don't we go check out the guard-" I started to suggest.

"The royal guard?" Kendall interrupted.

"No the color guard. Of course the royal guard!" I rolled my eyes. We were in London, what other guard is there?

"Oh yeah! They don't move." Carlos told us. "No matter what you do, they just stand there. I saw a Youtube video about it once." Of course Carlos learned it on Youtube.

"We should try to make them laugh." James suggested.

"Well, good luck with that." I said. "Emma and I tried that once- they didn't even crack a smile."

"Are you saying you don't think we can make them laugh?" Kendall asked, feigning insult.

"I feel a bet coming on…" Logan smiled.

Kendall got straight to business. "Twenty bucks says we can get them to smile."

"Guys," Emma started, "They're like trained professionals."

"So you accept the bet?" Carlos asked.

"Deal." Emma and I said at the same time.

20 minutes later…

"Ahhhhh!" Carlos jumped out from behind a guard in an attempt to get him to move.

"This is never going to work…" I insisted. They had been at it for ten minutes already and the guards hadn't moved an inch or cracked a smile. I was worried they were going to get arrested or something. Carlos had tried so many lame knock-knock jokes that I was sure the guards would smile or move just so that Carlos would go away. Logan had convinced James to do his "pretty face" and tried to come up with a scientific way of making the guards move.

"Oh, they'll move…" Kendall said in a creepily determined voice. "I've got an idea."

"Uh oh… This can't be good." I whispered to Emma.

Kendall started snapping his fingers to a beat and then started singing a song I never thought I'd hear again…

"Oh you're such a terd, oh yeah a giant terd…" The Giant Terd song… Kendall was singing the Giant Terd song in public in the middle of London… As long as I have known the guys, and as well as I know them, they never cease to surprise me.

James and Carlos joined in with some harmony, and Logan started to beat box. In true BTR style, the guys rocked out to the stupidest song I have ever heard. And guess what… after about two verses the royal guard couldn't take it any longer; He finally laughed.

I am happy to say I lost that bet. It was so worth the $20.

Author's Note: So I got some of the inspiration for the BTR tourist thing from a youtube video I had watched documenting BTR's actual trip to London, but they didn't sing the giant terd song… That was all me :) I really hope you liked it! Please REVIEW! Oh, and Lex, that little bit about guard… yeah that was for you! Shout out to any readers who are guardies!