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"That, my lady, is the throne room." Link told me, his expression telling me that he was suppressing laughter.

I rolled my eyes, "Well? Why are we- AH!!!"

A woman had just appeared from the shadows, around 10 meters away, and appeared in my face a second later.

"Z-Z-Zelda!" The woman stuttered.

"Why does everyone stutter my name? It's getting annoying." I complained to Link.

Link grinned, "Z-Zelda, w-we-we have t-to s-stutter y-your n-name, c-cause you're royalty."

I pouted, "Well?"

Link nodded, "She's Impa."

I looked at the woman.

She had silver hair, cropped to her shoulders and pulled back into a ponytail, with crimson eyes.

She was dressed in a tight fitting armor-like body suit with only dark shades of colours.

Gray, darker gray and yes, black.

"Hi?" I said hopefully to the stunned woman.

Impa regained herself, "Well? Will you tell me your story on earth?"

I looked at her strangely, "I lived in Phoenix with my mother then moved to Forks to my father where I met a vampire and fell in love… Anything else?"

Impa's jaw dropped again, "Vampire?!"

"Yup." Link said, his eyes gleaming, "They're waiting in the garden."

Impa blinked, "Show them in…"

She sat down on the floor.

I grinned, "Can you teach me magic?"

She shrugged, "I guess. What type?"

"Transformation!" I asked. Well, sort of…

She smiled evilly, "Well… Focus in your mind. Look for a tiny door in it that you've never found before."

I raised one of my newly honey eyebrows (OMG!!!) and closed my eyes.

In my search, I found really interesting things. Like, the extremely cool and massive size of my PWNage magical powers! Then I found a really random memory of a guy who was yelling, "WE MUST FIGHT FOR THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!"

I mean, what the hell?

Then I found what Impa must have been talking about.

A tarnished door was blocking my way.

Well, I didn't find it… I… Er… Crashed into it.

I was still rubbing my face as I twisted the knob- Um…

"WHY WON'T YOU OPEN, DAMN YOU?!" I yelled at the door.

"Well, you could pull the door, not push…" A masculine voice suggested behind me.

I twisted the knob and pulled, turning around to thank the guy, "Er- Who are you?"

"Your conscience." He replied, grinning.

I smiled back, "Cool hair."

I wasn't kidding.

He had chunks of sandy hair covering his red – gorgeous, but not like Link's or Edward's – eyes. They were both covered with a hood.

He was dressed, not like Impa as I imagined, in a form fitting t-shirt that said 'Respect the Ninjas!' and a baggy hoodie on top. He finished it off with a pair of baggy combat pants.

"Well… What's the door for?" I asked.

"For transformations." He replied, pushing his hair from his mouth.

"Oh." I murmured, "How do you use it then?"

"You go in." He said simply. His eyes glinted, as he knew I was getting annoyed.

"Do you live to annoy people?" I asked annoyed.

"Yeah. I guess. Right, I'm Sheik. Don't forget that." Sheik said sternly.

"Zelda's here. Do what you like with it" I mumbled, fiddling with my hair.

"Don't mind if I do," He replied, "Zellie, Zel, Zee, Dazzle, Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Zel-Zel, ZELLIE POTTER!"

"Er… Random?" I said awkwardly.

Sheik grinned.

I opened the door and went in. Sheik followed.

"Now what?" I asked.

Sheik said, "Give me your hand."

I put my hand out and he took it, "Close your eyes."

I closed my eyes, "And take a deep breath."

As I took a breath, I felt as if someone was punching me again and again and again.

I crouched into a ball on the floor; I didn't know if it was either in the mind or in the real world, I didn't care.

I then realised that I was different.

I was-

"Who the hell is this?" I heard someone exclaim.

I turned to see Link with the rest of the Cullens.

"Hey." I said, lifting my right hand.

Then I realised I had claws! Or things that looked like claws…

"Cool!" I laughed, "I'm like Wolverine!"

Impa coughed, "We have guests here."

Edward growled, "Where's Bell- Zelda?"

I hid a grin as I realised (again) that they didn't know I was Sheik, but still Zelda.

I decided to screw with Edward's mind.

"Who?" I asked.

Edward snarled, "Zelda, you nitwit."

I smirked at Impa, who winked back, "Zelda? Isn't that the name of that girl I just-"

"Tell me where the fuck she is!" Edward yelled.

Jasper sighed and relaxed the atmosphere and Emmett frowned.

Alice frowned too as Rosalie was checking me out.

"She's in this room." I muttered, examining the windows.

Link looked adorably confused as he kept muttering things in that Ancient Language I heard before.

Edward snarled, "Where is she?"

I sighed, annoyed, "She is in this room! I'll repeat myself: SHE IS IN THE FREAKING ROOM!"

Link then understood, "She's y-"

I yelled over him, "She's somewhere in the universe!"

Alice giggled, "What's your name?"

Jasper looked confused.

I grinned at Alice, "I'm… Sheik."

Rosalie mouthed, "Sheik." And I could imagine hearts over her eyes.

Emmett glanced at Rosalie and rolled his eyes.

I looked at Edward, "I might just tell you where she is when you prove yourself."

Edward groaned, "What is it with this place? 'Prove yourself' says one, 'Fight me' says another, what else? I'm guessing, 'FIGHT THE ENTIRE FREAKING KINGDOM'!"

Link chuckled, "If you keep yelling like that, then yes, it will happen."

I raised an eyebrow and said, "Let's have a test of skills. Me against you."

Edward laughed, "As if you can even beat me."

I rolled my eyes, "Overconfident jerk."

I never knew that Edward could have a cocky side. He never shown me this before…

"First… Shall we have an archery contest?" I asked Impa.

She shook her head, "No. Why don't we try a weapons test?"

"Weapons, huh?" I asked, "Sure."

I let the Sheik side take over as he pulled out a dagger from who knows where.

He threw it to Edward as he took out another.

Edward raised an eyebrow but stayed silent.

Sheik mused, "You know, I thought he'd start complaining."

I laughed, "Me too, if you wanted to know."

Sheik then said, "Dagger throws. Then we'll have a sword fight… If you're too chicken, I'll battle that blond."

He pointed at Jasper.

I watched in amusement as Jasper looked excited.

Edward snarled, "Where's the target?"

Sheik mumbled, loud enough so everyone could hear, "I wish it was your head."

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