Chisa: I got a poster of JACOB BLACK AKA TAYLOR LAUTNER AKA MY FUTURE HUSBAND!

Amu: Oh my Gawd really? O_O

Ikuto: You mean AKA GAYNESS. Psh, I mean I thought Tadase was gay, but then you bring up this dude. I mean did you see the way he talks? LIKE OMG! (Mimics)

CM: You have no right to judge his sexiness! Right Amu?

A: Right! He has such a hot body!

I: But can he sing and dance like me? Nope, he's just got his yummy packs.

CM, A: O_O

I: Ah wait, I didn't mean it like that!

C: Ikuto you have Lautner fever too?

I: WHAT THE FUCK NO I DON"T STOP THAT!

A: Language kids :]

I loathe you.

FLASHBACK!

"We're planning to have a baby!"

Tuesday night

::::::::::::: Amu's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Oh crap I've done it now. But how else was he going to stop boasting if I didn't help Ikuto again? Oh well, can't take back what I said seconds ago…

"BABY?! WHA-HA-WHO?!" My Dad said spinning his head and crashed down to the floor.

My mother was a little shocked as well, but quickly changed her chickened expression to a delightful one. "Really that's every mother's dream!"

"And every Father's nightmare." My Dad said still sickened on the floor.

Ikuto chuckled nervously, and loosened his shirt collar. "Look at the time honey, maybe we can make the appointment after all."

"Um sure." I said still in a trance of what I said.

Ikuto grabbed my arm, and led me toward the door until we heard a loud scream.

"STOP YOU THERE! YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY SEAL OF APPROVAL!" We turned around to see my Father pointing at Ikuto with a firm face.

"But, we talked about Passeriformes and your future spotlight." Ikuto whined.

Papa laughed and continued to point and dangle his finger at Ikuto. "HO-HO-HO, you almost had me there Mr. Tskyomi. You're probably one of those men who just want to sleep with my precious blue jay!"

I look over to a confused Ikuto, and decided to jump in. "Dad you're-."

"I KNEW IT! A MAN WITH A HANDSOME FACE IS NO GOOD!" My father yelled.

Behind my father yelling and my mother trying to calm him down was Tadase growing humorous.

"YOU THERE LAUGHING, I HAVEN'T HAD A TALK WITH YOU EITHER PRETTY BOY," My Father yelled. "HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON MY BLUE BIRD!"

Tadase solemnly kept quiet, and Ami backed out a little scared. This is the end, I thought. Pretty soon Ikuto the hotheaded idiot can't take it anymore. I should have never rushed things, matter of fact I should have never even proposed us getting married.

"Dad, you're right to be honest we're really-." I opened my mouth to say and heard a voice stop me.

"I love your daughter. There isn't a day where I won't think of her. I will do anything for your daughter, because love is passionate and makes you do the strangest things, but it's all worth it. It's all worth it for your wonderful blue jay." Ikuto said with a smile.

I dropped my mouth open, how in the hell did he just get all heart moving again? This bastard was GOOD!

::::::::::::: Ikuto's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Score! I see Amu's Dad watering up, and taking in the play. I look over to Ami, and Tadase giving a what the hell look, and Amu with her jaw dropped so low.

I winked at her, and she still stayed there with her jaw wide opened. So cute.

I bowed, and showed my appreciation. "Please allow me to marry your daughter she completes me. She is the sun that dries up my rain, the water that waters my plant, and the missing seed to my heart."

I saw Amu's parents whisper to each other for awhile, and finally stopped to look at us.

"Amu, Ikuto, I think Daddy should give you the news." Amu's mother said smiling.

Amu's Father looked at me still teary eyed and spoke. "I tink tat he is a good man for you." He then turned to me. "You have my seal of approval, but if you hut my daughter I will hut you face!" Amu's father said still teary.

(He was crying and mumbling.)

"Understood," I said nodding and smiling. "Do I have permission to hug your daughter?"

"Her Father shook a little, but spoke. "Permission granted," He then turned away. "Just do it while I'm not looking!"

After that everyone started to laugh. Amu and I decided to leave due to her becoming so shocked after what I said, and leaving Ami and girly boy alone with her father ha-ha.

It was silent for awhile, until Amu broke out the words she was dying to say. "I cannot believe you just won over my Dad!"

"Well, this guy isn't just great for anything." I said sarcastically and scratched my head.

"A-And about me blurting that out ha-ha sorry about that again," She nervously laughed and changed her mood. "But, you know we have to be firm about that topic. You can't choke up like that again."

I laughed along with her quite nervously. "ME? CHOKE? HA don't dare make me laugh! And of course we'll tell them we want a superstar athlete, singer, dancer, and actor."

"Actor," She snapped. "WHO SAID IT WOULD BE A BOY?!" She said crooking her neck to the right.

I laughed and shook my head. "I'm the one who saved your ass, and shouldn't it be my idea since I saved it so many times. I mean c'mon you don't even let me tap it-."

I said and an angered Amu knocked me out. Luckily we were close to the garage, and I parked the car, locked the doors on Amu, and ran into the house before she could beat me up any longer.

::::::::::::: Amu's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

That woman preyer is dead! He thinks locking me in the car can do something? God save him before I murder this bastard!

I slam on the buttons hard, and charge after him in the house. I assume he tried to get help from Nadeshiko because he was hiding behind her.

"Nadeshiko, help me this woman is crazy call the cops!" Ikuto said pushing her in front of me.

I laugh quite forcefully and smirked. "Fine call them Nadeshiko," I look over to Ikuto and laugh. "They're fifteen minutes away from here anyways. And, that will give me fifteen minutes to beat the hell out of you!"

Ikuto threw Nadeshiko to the side, and ran to the couch grabbing the pillows. He tossed one by one on me and it hurt a little, but I was so enraged that I didn't feel the pain.

"YOU BITCH CALM DOWN!" He said throwing anything he possibly could at me.

"YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK ASSWIPE!" I said and threw back stuff at him.

Nadeshiko ducked, and shrieked at the havoc we were making.

After minutes, maybe an hour passing by, I saw Ikuto fall on the floor suddenly and I stopped a little confused. After observing him I felt something hit the back of my head, and was instantly blacking out.

"WAH-WHAT?!" I said waking up with my hands tied sitting on the couch along side with Ikuto.

I head bobbed Ikuto, and he instantly woke up freaking out. "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?! ARE WE KIDDNAPED?!"

"No," I yelled. I then huddle closer to Ikuto. "Ikuto, I just wanna tell you if we die, I never hated you so much, and I never regretted hitting you."

"Gee thanks." Ikuto said annoyed.

We both turned looking around to see a room with books, a lounge looking room, and a person in a chair turning to us with a smile.

It was a woman who looked around her middle ages. She had short, brownish blackish hair, and wore oval shapped glasses.

"What seems to be the problem?" She said calmly peering up at us.

"THIS PERSON IS A CRAZY ABUSIVE BASTARD!" Ikuto and I both said pointing at each other.

I head bobbed him again. "Me crazy?! You locked me up in a car, you laugh hysterical, and you have an ego huger than this world itself!"

::::::::::::: Ikuto's P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Amu must not get it. She's the one who's insane. I mean me crazy hah, if pigs fly. And, I am a hundred percent I'm not crazy. I may laugh crazy, but that's it…

Amu started her little quarrel again; all she does is nag, and nag like my grandmother. Shesh woman drive you insane.

I shot back at Amu. "Oh so I'm crazy now? Let me just say that you are crazy while I check all the bruises, and maybe broken bones from my body from your abusing ways!"

"You were always crazy," Amu added. "All you do is think about yourself. YOU, YOURSELF, and YOU!"

I boiled up frustrated. "I'm selfish too huh," I then added with a smirk. "When a certain somebody just wants to be with me just for the heck of looking good in front of a certain somebody."

"Well if a certain somebody didn't have to be in a bar at the same time as me, and a certain somebody wasn't a jerk, and a certain somebody didn't agree we wouldn't have this problem!" Amu shot back breathless.

I yelled back of her of course. Ikuto Tsukiyomi doesn't lose. "Well if a certain somebody wasn't moping around and acting like a depressed fat chick, this wouldn't happen!"

"I am not fat!" Amu said angered.

"Sure, sure honey when pigs fly." I said laughing.

"What did you say," Amu said and bobbed me harder until she was satisfied. "Rude, arrogant, bastard, who's full of shi-."

"ENOUGH!" We quieted down and remembered the woman was still sitting in the chair.

She looked at us with a hardened glare, and Amu released her grip from my head.

"Amu, Ikuto, do you know why you are here?" She said looking at us.

I pointed to Amu. "To arrest this chaotic person."

"Grr… why you little-." Amu said and the woman slammed her arms on the table.

"SILENCE," She then pushed up her glasses and added. "Welcome, I am Nobuko Saeki a couple's therapist."

(Fortune teller lady on the first episode of SHUGO CHARA)

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