Neji: Alright, everyone, enough drama! Go to sleep! Mafia, wake up.
Temari woke up.
Shikamaru: What?! It was you?!
Kiba, Ino & Naruto: Shut up, we're dead!
Neji: Mafia, who do you want to kill.
Temari pointed to Shino.
Neji: 'Kay, go back to sleep. Medic, wake up. Who do you want to heal.
Sakura pointed to herself.
Neji: 'Go back to sleep, Sakura. Okay now everybody, wake up.
Everybody woke up.
Neji: Last night, Aburame Shino was sitting at home…all alone. The entire house was dark except for the light emitted by the computer. He was on Youtube, watching funny videos when he heard the sound of the window shattering. A can of deadly insecticide was thrown through the window. He ran for the door but couldn't open it in time, and he was suffocated and or poisioned, slowly and painfully. Who do you think killed him?
Rock Lee: We know it's not Sasuke, or Sakura.
Temari: Well, it could be Sakura, considering, she killed Ino.
Hinata: I don't think she'd try to kill Sasuke.
TenTen: I think Kankuro did it.
Kankuro: What?!
TenTen: Nobody from your team has died yet.
Gaara: I think it was Hinata.
Everyone: Hinata?!
Gaara: Yeah, think about it. First, you kill Ino, right, because everyone wants her dead. Then you go after Kiba, after all, you guys spend a lot of time together, he could've accidentally discovered your identity as the mafia, so you were forced to finish him off.
Sakura: But she wouldn't have killed Naruto. Doesn't she have a huge crush on him?
Naruto: What?
Neji: It's true.
Hinata: You better shut up, Neji.
Neji: Or what?
Gaara: Or you'll be next. Now that I think about it, the mafia did try to kill Neji, but couldn't, since that was against the rules.
Rock Lee: I understand why she'd want to kill Neji but, I don't think she would kill Naruto.
Gaara: She decided if she couldn't have him noone could, and finished him off for good. Then she tried to kill Sasuke, who would've otherwise tried to avenge Naruto's death.
Kiba: For the love of God it's just a game, Hinata's not a psychopath!
Neji: Did I say you could talk? You're ruining the game for everyone else. Okay, Hinata, at the time of Shino's death, where were you?
Hinata: I-I was…I was with Sakura. We umm… were… see I was asking her why well why Naruto liked her and…
Neji: You were asking Sakura for dating advice?
Hinata blushed.
Hinata: Yes.
Neji: Well that's embarrassing. You must be really desperate.
Hinata: It doesn't matter now because Naruto's de- he's-
Hinata then began to cry.
Choji: Yeah, I don't think it's Hinata. Besides, she wouldn't kill Kiba or Shino either.
Gaara: I still don't understand why not.
Neji: Nevermind. Kankuro, what were you doing yesterday at ten-fourty-eight P.M., when Shino was murdered?
Kankuro: I was on a mission.
Neji: And what was that mission?
Kankuro: You're God, you should know.
Neji: Don't question me!
Kankuro: Okay, fine I was on an extremely dangerous top-secret mission, but I suppose since you're God, I'm allowed to tell you. Giant sand worms known as "Graboids" had begun to attack small settlements throughout the desert, so I had to go kill them before they ate everyone. I left at about seven and thought I'd be home about ten. The problem was, I ended up stuck on a rock for like, seven hours, so I couldn't have possibly killed Shino.
Neji: Alright then, doesn't that mean Gaara and Temari were there too?
Kankuro: Uhh…
Temari: I don't remember any mission.
Neji: Gaara?
Gaara: No.
Kankuro: I had to go alone, otherwise the Graboids would've heard us.
Neji: Vote! Who thinks Kankuro's the mafia?
Three hands shoot up.
Neji: Who thinks it's Hinata?
At first, Gaara is the only one raising his hand, but then Kankuro and Temari raise theirs as well, because they knew Gaara would kill them if they disagreed.
Neji: Alright, you two are safe. Everybody go to sleep.
Everybody closes heir eyes.
Neji: Mafia, wake up.
Temari woke up.
Neji: Who do you want to kill?
Temari pointed to Rock Lee.
Neji: Okay. Medic, wake up.
Sakura woke up and once again pointed to Sasuke.
Neji: Wow, I never saw that one coming. Everybody wake up!
Everybody woke up.
Neji: I have some sad news. Last night, after we finished training, Rock Lee decided to do 15,000 extra laps around the training ground as the sun set. So everybody left, and Rock Lee was alone. He didn't see the figure that was hidden in the dense trees, holding a sniper rifle. The next morning, we found out that somebody had killed Rock Lee. He didn't stand a chance, since the only person the medic would heal was Sasuke. Alright, who do you think did it?
Sakura: Kira?
Neji: No it wasn't Kira, you dumbass.
Choji: Besides, Rock Lee wasn't a criminal.
TenTen: Could you please not talk with your mouth full.
Choji: Sorry.
Sakura: If it's not Kira, who killed Rock Lee?
Gaara: I still think it's Hinata.
Neji: Did anyone change their mind about Hinata being the mafia?
People shook their heads, and murmured about how Hinata would never even think about killing Naruto.
Neji: Sorry, Gaara. Innocent until proven guilty. Or in this case, until everyone thinks you're guilty.
Gaara: Damn.
Neji: Okay, everyone, go to sleep. Fear of the mafia's next attack consumed everyone as they tried to sleep that night. This mafia, was devious, cold-hearted and evil. No one knew where he or she would strike next. Mafia, wake up.
Temari woke up.
Neji: Who do you want to kill?
Temari pointed to Kankuro.
Neji: Go to sleep, mafia. Medic, wake up.
Sakura woke up.
Neji: Who do you want to heal?
Sakura's first instinct was to point immediately to Sasuke, but she hesitated, and ended up pointing to Hinata instead.
Neji: Okay, go to sleep. Everyone, wake up. Konoha woke up to a seemingly peaceful morning, until Temari told us the news that her brother Kankuro…
Kankuro: Shit.
Neji: Kankuro had been found dead. He had been thrown into the river and drowned.
Gaara: darn you, Hinata.