Hey. Sorry to keep you waiting, school is kicking my ass. And not to mention waterpolo. Because apparently this girl on my team thinks she's better than me so it's kinda awkward. And my English teacher is throwing homework at us, and my history teacher throws quizzes at us and it's just like CHILL! I JUST GOT HERE! Ok. Now last time we were here, Alison and Brianna fought off Susan. Now it's the fourth of July. And shout out to Kudleyfan93! She drew really awesome pictures of the ACBU crew. I'll put the link at the bottom ;). Enjoy this chapter.
Mordecai and Margaret's house:
Margaret stood in her bathroom, she just had to do it. She bought a pregnancy test. "*sigh*Oh no…" She groaned, rethinking about the time she thought she was pregnant before CJ had almost killed Brianna.
The cardinal was thankful Mordecai had to get fireworks so he wasn't walking around the house. Margaret's hands started shaking, "C'mon Margaret. You've known this was going to slip out sooner or later" She gently opened the box.
For almost four weeks, Margaret was in denial that she was pregnant. Every time she felt nauseous or a cramp, she'd know exactly why it was happening.
The cardinal slowly closed the door and took the test.
Noah was in his room, playing videogames. "Gotcha Ken"! The blue jay spoke into the headset.
'Kenny844 is dead'
"Dang it! Stop that"! Ken argued from over the line.
Carlos cheered, "Woohoo! Go Noah! I'll find James"!
James laughed, "You'll never find me-Hey! What are you doing"!?
'J-Man01 is dead'
The dark feathered avian laughed, "Nice Carlos. You guys coming to the park house for the fourth of July"?
"Totally"
"Yea"
"Yep"
Noah smiled, "Awesome, I can't wait"
Ken smirked over the line, "I heard Jade's going to be there with her mom…so Noah. You can finally go have a normal relationship"
"What's wrong with Cassie"? Noah asked then glared, "And I don't like Jade like that"!
Carlos snickered, "I don't know Noah. That's not what I heard. I heard you like her"
"I DO NOT"! The little blue jay answered.
Ken rolled his eyes, "Oh c'mon, what about the time in Kindergarten, you held her hand in the cafeteria"
Noah yanked off his headset, "Her hands were cold"!
Carlos decided to chip in, "Or that other time in Kindergarten when she was on the monkey bars and Noah walked underneath her"
"Ok! That has a explanation"! Noah spoke, glaring at the screen.
James laughed, "You saw her underwear in Kindergarten"?!
The blue jay rolled his eyes, "Alright fine. I gotta go. I'll see you guys at the fourth of July party and uh oh yea Ken likes Tristan" He waited then heard Carlos and James crack jokes about the two lovers. He laughed then turned off his system.
Noah headed out of the room to get something to drink, he walked downstairs only to see his mom looking under the kitchen table, "What are you looking for Mom"?
"…" Margaret sighed, "A stick…" She looked at the table, "I swear I put it right here"
The dark feathered bird pulled a giant bottle of soda, "What does the stick look like"?
"Uh…white and with a little sign on it" Margaret retraced her steps, looking for it.
Noah shrugged then poured himself a cup, "You'll find it Mom, you always find stuff"
The cardinal giggled, hugging her baby, "Thank you Baby Boy" She opened the fridge, praying she didn't lose it in there.
Noah took his cup and headed upstairs, passing Brianna, "Hey Bri"
"Hey Noah" She greeted as she walked into the bathroom. Brianna walked to the toilet only to see something on the counter, "What the…"? The robin picked it up and gasped. "Mom's having another baby"! She dropped the test then cringed, "Oh gross! She peed on it"! The robin washed her hands as fast as she could then headed downstairs.
Margaret was still looking for the test, "I know I brought it in here! I sat it down and then it was gone"! She glared, looking underneath the table cloth.
Brianna ran into the room, "Mom"!
The cardinal turned and smiled, "Hi Sweetheart, what's a matter"?
"I…I…saw the test. You're having another baby"!? Brianna confessed.
Margaret sighed, "Yes. I'm pregnant"
The robin stared at her mom, "Noah's going to be a big brother"!?
She smiled, "That's right" The cardinal stroked her daughter's cheek, "I don't want you to have competition with the new baby like when Noah was born"
"Mom. I was four" Brianna answered, glaring at her mom.
Margaret giggled, "Well. Ok. But I need a favor"
The robin nodded, "Sure"
"I need you to not tell your father. I want to tell him today" Margaret smiled.
Brianna agreed, "Ok. But can I tell Alison? She's my best friend"
Margaret nodded, "Yes, but only Alison! I don't need Natasha, Tasha and Patty knowing about this"
The robin headed up the stairs, she grabbed her phone and dialed Alison's number as fast as she could.
"GOTTA PEE! GOTTA PEE"! Noah opened the door to the bathroom, "That soda goes right through you" After he finished, he washed his hands until something caught his eyes, a stick. He picked it up and gasped, a white stick, his mom was asking for this. Noah looked at it, the sign on the stick was positive. "Why is it plus"? He sat the test down, "I'll ask Bri"! He ran to Brianna's bedroom only to see she was on the phone.
"Yea. A new baby's going to be in the house. I can't believe it" Brianna chirped happily. "I really hope it's a girl! That way I can show her Maroon 5, Bruno Mars, One Direction and Katy Perry"
Noah raised his eyebrows, "Is Brianna having a baby? Maybe that stick in there was a test to see if your pregnant…" Noah's eyes widened, "I'm going to be a uncle?" He carefully listened.
Brianna giggled, "But I'm so not looking forward to the sleepless night. That baby will probably never stop crying"
Alison laughed, "I could totally see Connor taking your baby and sitting it by you and slowly backing away"
The robin chuckled, "No! Connor would never do that"
Noah gasped a little bit, Connor was the father of Brianna's baby. "I knew all that kissing would lead to this!"
"Alright Alison, I'll see later…you better not make out with Logan the entire party" Brianna joked then smiled, "Later Ian" She clicked her phone.
Noah gulped then looked at Brianna, "Hey Bri…"
"Hey Noah. What's up"? The robin asked as she picked up a magazine.
The dark feathered bird stuttered, "Uh…well…I-I…just wanted to congratulate you. Connor will be awesome" He then backed out of the room.
"Ok then" Brianna raised an eyebrow, "That was weird"
Noah couldn't believe it, Brianna had special hugged Connor. He was going to be a uncle at nine years old. "I gotta tell someone"! He then gasped, "I can't tell Mom or Dad, they'll get mad at Brianna! I can't tell Connor! Brianna's probably going to tell him"! He gulped.
Margaret sighed, face-palming, "I lost the damn stick"! She then headed upstairs, "Kids. C'mon we're going to the park house"
Brianna yelled from her room, "Alright Mom" She got out of her room.
Noah followed her, "I need to tell someone.."
The park house:
The house was full of excitement for the night, Remy and Muscle Boy were running around in their bathing suits, spraying each other with water guns. Tambry was in the baby pool splashing and screaming. Abbey and Marie were talking with their boyfriends while Brad and Wendy were throwing water balloons at each other.
Audrey looked at Margaret, "Great to see you're feeling better"! Audrey chimed.
The cardinal smiled, "Yep. All better"
A chortle was replied from the green woman, "If I hadn't known any better, I'd think you were pregnant"
"That's ridiculous" Margaret lied, faking a smile, "Pregnant? Pfft.."
Eileen's eyes widened, "Oh my god you are"! The mole was in shock. "You are"!
Margaret blinked her eyes, "What?! No! I'm not pregnant"!
Audrey lifted the chili pot earning the cooking meat stench to hit Margaret's nose, "Hrm"! She covered her mouth, then ran out of the room.
Starla nodded, "Yep. You're pregnant"
Margaret glared, "Dammit! I was trying to keep it a secret until I tell Mordecai later tonight"
Audrey gasped, "Oh geez! Sorry Margaret…"
The cardinal sighed, "Oh my god! I still can't get over that I'm pregnant" She sat down, trying to take a deep breath, "It's…it's almost like it's unreal"
"Margaret, it'll be ok. CJ's over and done with. So really, this child will be born in a calm zone" Eileen smiled, "Having another baby isn't ruin anything. It's only going to open up more possibilities"
Margaret smiled, "And I thought Mordecai was the speech master" She then whispered, "But I want Mordecai to be surprised! So here's how I'll tell him"!
"So your mom's really having another baby"? Alison smiled, "That's awesome"!
Brianna giggled, "Yea. I'm the oldest! And Noah's the middle child"
The peacock rolled her eyes, "You're lucky! I'm the baby of the family" She then sighed, "I'm always the runt"
"Hey. You're older than Katy" Brianna laughed then looked at her brother sitting on the park house steps. "I wonder what's wrong with my brother"
"Why what's wrong"? Alison questioned.
The robin shrugged, "He's been acting weird all morning, it's like he's thinking too hard or something"
Noah sat on the park steps, "How am I going to tell anyone about Brianna's pregnancy"? He whispered to himself.
Tambry ran to the blue jay, "Noah! Jade's here"!
Noah's eyes widened, he then smiled, "Jade! Of course"! He hugged his little cousin, "Thanks Tams" He ran to see Jade was in a tree, reading.
Jade didn't look up, "Hey Batman. Long time no see" She smiled.
Noah climbed up the tree, "Yea. Well my dad's not all about how Mordecai's evil" He joked, climbing onto her branch.
"Oh very funny" She wouldn't look up.
Noah snapped his fingers, "Uh Earth to Jade! Not everything revolves around…" He tilted his head to see what she was reading, "Romeo and Juliet"
"It's a love story" Jade responded.
The blue jay rolled his eyes, "Oh be quiet. Batman and Batgirl is a love story"
A giggle was earned from the flamingo, "You're too much sometimes" She closed her book, "So I'll be here for a few hours. My brother has soccer practice and my mom thought it'd be nice to let me hang out with my "friends" if you catch my drift"
Noah nodded, "You don't have to hide it Jade, you have no friends" He snickered earning Jade to sock him in the shoulder.
"I'll go Jr. Rodeo on you" She threatened.
Noah raised an eyebrow, "Jr. what now"?
Jade sighed, pinching her nose, "You don't watch the Big Bang Theory"?
"Meh.." Noah shrugged, "That short guy with the brown hair creeps me out"
"Howard"? Jade nodded, "He is a little creepy" She smiled, "I don't like the Doctor Who references in that show"
Noah rolled his eyes, "You girls are truly weird"! He then smiled, "Speaking of girls being weird! Brianna's having a baby"
Jade looked up, "I'm sorry what"?
"Brianna's having a baby" Noah confessed.
The flamingo looked over to see Brianna talking to Alison, "No she's not"
Noah nodded, "Yes she is"!
Jade rolled her eyes, "Fine. How'd it happen"?
He sputtered, "Well…she and Connor…special hugged. And something in Connor's mouth gave her a baby"
"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say" Jade wouldn't even meet his eyes. "And I've heard you say a lot of stupid things"
Noah argued, "But it's the truth! I heard Brianna say it"! He glared, "I'm gonna be a uncle"!
The flamingo rolled her eyes, "Really? You're going to be a uncle" She closed her book, "Look even that was possi-Shh" Noah shushed her.
"I'll tell Brad the good news"! The dark feathered avian hopped from the tree, "BRAD! HEY BRAD"!
Jade face-palmed, "NOAH"! She hopped from the tree.
Brad turned to see Noah running up to him, "Sup Noah"? The black haired teen smiled.
"Brianna's having a baby"! Noah informed him, "She told Alison and she took this stick and and.." The blue jay let out a breath of air.
The black haired human narrowed his eyes, "I'm sorry what"?
Noah spoke, "Brianna's having a baby! Connor's the daddy"!
"Connor and Brianna had.." Brad turned bright red just thinking about it, "But…she's thirteen"!
Noah nodded, "I know right! I was shocked too! I mean my mom didn't have me until she was…old"
Jade ran over to see Brad, "Oh great.."
Brad suddenly glared, "I can't believe Brianna…did it at thirteen"! He looked at Noah, "You and Jade better not…" He blushed thinking of a polite way to say the word, "Get…close until you're older! Understand"!? He ordered.
Jade and Noah exchanged looks, "Get close"? Noah's eyebrows lifted.
The flamingo looked at Noah, "What does that mean"?
Brad blushed, "Uh…I don't know just don't do it"! He quickly walked away from the kids.
Noah looked at Brad, "That was weird"
Jade nodded, "Yea. Get close" She giggled, "How can I not get close to my best friend"
The blue jay laughed, "Yea"! He playfully socked her in the shoulder, only to sock the book out of her hand.
The book fumbled open to reveal a piece of paper sticking out of the book. A little paper with N + J written all over it in pink and red, leaving Jade to gasp and pick it up, Noah looked over, "What's a matter"?
Jade blushed, "Uh nothing"! She closed the book, "Just making sure my book didn't rip"
The blue jay boy nodded, "Oh. I'm sorry Jade" He sighed.
"It's ok" She wiped the sweat relieved he didn't see the paper.
Meanwhile:
Brad was very angry. Brianna was practically his little sister, Connor basically slept with a thirteen year old girl. It didn't matter that he was fourteen. Brad glared as he saw Connor's mom dropping him off. He growled in disgust as he saw the same stupid flame themed shirt Connor always wore to special occasions.
"Bye Mom"! The green bird waved.
Sky chirped, "Bye Sprinkles" She drove off leaving Connor embarrassed.
Connor turned to see the older high school student glaring at him, "Oh hey Br-Brad.."
Brad narrowed his eyes, "So you slept with Brianna"!?
"What"? Connor's eyes widened, "No! I didn't! I swear! We only kiss"!
The black haired human glared, "Then how'd Brianna end up pregnant"?
"Brianna's pregnant"!? Connor squeaked.
Brad nodded, cracking his knuckles, "And since you're her boyfriend and I'm like her big brother.."
Connor gulped, "Uh…" He shot a punch into Brad's stomach.
The teen showed no expression. Usually Connor wouldn't be scared of Brad, but Brad was in wrestling at the high school and he had gotten stronger.
The green bird let out a yell then sprinted off, "AHHH! BRIANNA"!
The Park house:
Margaret thought this was a brilliant way to tell Mordecai, she quickly got everyone except the kids into the house to help tell him. Rigby was in complete shock of the new baby.
"Whoa. So finally Mordecai will be last at something"! Rigby smirked, then kissed Eileen's cheek, "Our baby will be able to kick Mordecai's kid's ass"
The mole giggled, "The baby will only be four months older than the other baby"
Rigby nodded, "Yea. That's a advantage"
Margaret giggled, "Guys. Relax"
Benson opened the curtain to take a peek, "He's coming up the stairs"
Everyone quieted down while Mordecai opened the door, he looked around and saw everyone looking at him, "Uh…what's going on"?
Margaret giggled, "We have a little game for you" She took his hand and led him to the front of the room.
"Am I being fired"? Mordecai asked, looking over at Benson.
Benson shook his head, "I think you'll find it to be good news"
"Or bad.." Muscle Man chortled earning Starla to elbow him.
Margaret smiled, "We have a little guessing game. You have to guess what's going on"
The blue jay blinked his eyes, "I seriously have the feeling someone's getting fired"
Audrey shook her head then pointed to Eileen, "Look at Eileen! What's happening to her"?
"She's getting a promotion at work" Mordecai shrugged.
Eileen pointed, "No. Besides that"! She gestured to her stomach.
"Something's growing"? The blue jay pinched his nose.
Starla tried, "What has happened to all the park women twice"?
Mordecai thought for a moment, "Uh…you've been attacked some creature at the park"?
Jen face-palmed, "Ok. What is the most beautiful thing that a woman can go through"
"Beautiful"? Thomas questioned, "You hated it, you told me everyday you hated it"
"SHUT UP THOMAS"! The women shouted, in fear that Mordecai would guess something else.
The blue jay shrugged, "I don't know! I'm serious"!
Margaret sighed, then took his hand, "I'm pregnant"
Slowly Mordecai's eyes bulged out as his beak parted, "What…"
She giggled, "We're having another baby"
The blue jay suddenly smiled then kissed her, "I'm so happy"! He dipped her into a kiss only for the door to bust open.
"DAD! MOM! I CAN'T KEEP THIS A SECRET ANYMORE"! Noah shouted as fast as he could, "BRIANNA'S HAVING A BABY"!
Mordecai's eyes widened as he accidentally dropped Margaret and gasped. "Wh-wh"! He fell backwards and fainted.
Margaret got off the ground, "Baby Boy. What on earth are you talking about"?
"I saw the stick! And Brianna said a baby was coming and Connor was happy and…" Noah took a deep breath.
The cardinal suddenly smiled, "Aw. Sweetie. No. Brianna's not having a baby. I am. You're going to have a little brother or sister"
"Oh.." Noah wiped the sweat off his forehead, "I'm not gonna be a uncle at nine…wait what"!? He suddenly looked at his mom. "I'm not the baby anymore"!
Margaret awed, "You're still my baby boy. I promise" Margaret took her son into a hug.
Muscle Man dumped his soda on Mordecai making him come too. "Bro. Bri's not having a baby. Just a little misunderstanding" The green man assured him.
Mordecai suddenly smiled, "Oh thank god" He touched Margaret's belly, "Hello there little dude…or dudette. You can be a girl or a boy.." He smiled. "Your choice"
Margaret giggled, "Noah. Wanna say anything to your younger sibling"?
"Be a brother"! Noah demanded, "I need to show you Batman"
The whole park family shared a laugh.
Later that night:
While fireworks lit up the night sky, many were watching from below. Some were in awe, others were in shock.
Thomas, Muscle Man and Rigby gave their kids Sparklers. Muscle Boy seemed to like chasing Tambry with the sparkler blazing at her.
"Daddy"! Tambry gripped her father's pants.
Muscle Boy laughed then looked at Remy, she was drawing in the air, "C'mon Stan! Don't torture Tambry! Write with me"! She kept writing in the air.
Stan stood next to her making Remy giggle then keep writing. Thomas lifted Tambry into his arms, "You got quite the sparkler there Tammy"
Tambry giggled, "Yea look Daddy"! She danced it in the air.
Brianna and Alison were playing tanks with Logan and Connor. "Geez. Connor. Brad really did a number on you" Alison commented.
Connor glared, showing his black eye, "Yea. Well apparently he thought I got Brianna pregnant"
"Pfft. Dude. You didn't even have the guts to kiss her on that ice cream date" Logan laughed, lighting the tank.
Connor rolled his eyes, "Least I didn't wait until I was fifteen to ask her to be my girlfriend"
"He's got you there Logan" Brianna commented.
Alison giggled, grabbing the lighter, "Alright now. Who's gonna win"! She lit her tank then Brianna grabbed the lighter to light her tank.
The four tanks spewed out sparks and horrid shrieking noise making the teenagers cover their ears.
When the tanks stopped, Logan grinned to see his tank was still alive, and Alison's tank was in too. "Haha! Take that Brianna"! Logan teased.
Connor shot him a friendly punch in the wing, "Don't tease my girlfriend"
Brianna giggled, taking Connor's hand, looking up at the fireworks. Alison took Logan's hand, then looked at the fireworks.
"They're beautiful" Alison mouthed.
Brianna nodded, "Yea…"
The teenagers sat down, looking up at the fireworks. While Brad spent his fourth of July, with Wendy icing his black eye that Brianna proudly gave him.
"JADEN! JADEN"! Jeremy shouted, looking around with Sabrina following.
Jade was sitting in the tree with Noah, Ken, Carlos and James. Jade smiled at the fireworks, "Beautiful.." Her hand sat on the branch.
Ken looked down and grinned, pushing Noah's hand off the branch it was hanging on.
"Dude"! Noah gripped the branch, "What's your problem"! The blue jay glared then looked back at the sky.
Jade's eyes widened, her eyes slowly went to see Noah's hand was on top of hers. She turned bright red and looked up at the fireworks. "Best 4th of July ever!" She silently cheered only to see her father looking for her, she then hopped from the tree, "Bye guys"! She sped off to her dad.
Mordecai and Margaret watched the fireworks from their blanket, they were use to Noah and Brianna sitting and watching with them but Noah went with his friends and Brianna was watching them with her friends.
"Well. At least now, there will be a little baby sitting here with us" Mordecai teased. "Watching the fireworks"
Margaret giggled, "Yea" She felt her belly, "I'm glad CJ's over and dealt with"
The blue jay nodded, feeling her tummy, "Daddy's gotta million stories for you and your big brother and sister will fight over what you'll like"
Margaret laughed, "The baby will be great in our family" She looked at the sky, then suddenly spoke, "I could go for some nachos right now"
"I'm with you on that one" Mordecai got off the blanket to retrieve some food, "Already craving" He chuckled to himself.
Aw! For those of you that guessed it! Yes Margaret is pregnant…kinda late now but whatever. Uh so you can comment on girl, boy or names. But idk how this chapter was? So was it good, bad? You wanna come to my house to beat me with a rake? LOL! I'm sure it wasn't that bad…but anywho here's a preview and…
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"Ok. Very good Mrs. Salyers" The nurse commented, looking at the monitor.
Rigby grinned, "Ok! Now what is it"! He began to jump up and down, "A boy! A girl! A boy! A girl! Nurse! Nurse"! He screamed.
The mole patted his hand, "Relax Rigby. I'm sure she's just about to tell us"
The nurse nodded, "Yes. In fact. You can see for yourself"
"No! Tell us"! Whined the raccoon.
Mordecai slapped the raccoon in the back of the head, "Dude. Chill"
Margaret nodded, "You need to relax"
The nurse smiled, "It's…"
Yes. For all of you out there that just screamed at their phone or laptop or however you read this. Yes. You should know me by now to get this. I have a feeling that Hawkmeister and tardis9715 wish they didn't know me. I ask stupid questions and I'm really annoying. :D yea. But sorry bout the cliffhanger. I swear I'll update soon so you'll see the Rigleen baby! I'd love comments on that baby too!
-Ryan's out!
