Title: The True Fatal Frame
Type: Parody
Rating: PG-13 to R for language and implied content.
Summary: My really funny Fatal Frame Parody. Himuro Mansion, a whorehouse? Okay… wait, what? And Miku, insane? Well, as if that wasn't obvious!
.:in which I fun-ify the Xbox ending:.
alternate ending
With a sigh, Kirie walked over to the gate, pushing it closed from where it had opened a crack. Closing her eyes, she grumbled about the horrible English dub that the people at Tecmo had given her, and barely remembered her line. "Uh… oh yeah. 'My job is to keep this gate closed,' " she recited obediently, rolling her eyes and shooing Mafuyu and Miku away.
Miku latched onto Mafuyu. "Come on!" she said, and pulled her brother out of the Hell Gate. Kirie watched them leave, all alone, and the room began to shake, the broken, Vegas-style Christmas lights falling from the ceiling.
A hand tapped Kirie's shoulder. She screamed and whirled around, socking the newcomer hard on the nose. He toppled back into the dust, and she leaned over him, triumphant—only to come face to face with her on again, off again boyfriend, who had been killed long ago by the priests, was nameless save for 'Kirie's Lover', and was Mafuyu's carbon copy. "OMG!!!1eleven," she cried, hugging him fiercely. "Kirie's Lover, you're back! I'm so happy!"
Just before they rounded the corner, Miku turned back and saw Kirie hugging someone who looked exactly like her brother. "Oh… shit…" Her mouth dropped open, and she turned to Mafuyu. "Imposter!" she screeched at him, and whirled around to fetch the nameless man she thought was her brother. "Kirie, you bitch!"
As Mafuyu tried to tell Miku that he was real, and that was Kirie's old boyfriend, the ceiling fell in, crushing his little sister. After a long pause, Hinasaki Mafuyu shrugged, decided he didn't really care, and left Himuro Mansion without a look back.fin.
A/N: It's over, folks! Yes, I know it's short, uh-huh, uh-huh, so on and so forth… but still, it's over. Hope you enjoyed these four short chapters.