As you remember, last time Rocky had crashed Bullwinkle's wedding to warn him. Unknown to Bullwinkle, his blushing bride was actually his arch-enemy that no goodnik Boris Badenov. Would Rocky prevail?
"I now pronoune you moose and...and...um...moose." The Preacher finished his speech "You may kiss the bride."
Bullwinkle kissed the Lady Moose Bot and this resulted in an electrocuted shock kiss.
"NOOOOO!" Rocky yelled.
MEANWHILE INSIDE THE ROBOT...
"I always cry at weddings." Boris sobbed and whipped back to his plan "Now this is last chance to keel moose and squirrel."
In less than an instant, the wedding had just begun and the DJ started playing.
"Shall we dance?" Bullwinkle grabbed the Lady Moose Bot's arm.
"Of course my darling." said Boris.
Bullwinkle started dancing with his "wife" and spinning her around and he spinned the Lady Moose Bot so hard, that Boris came right out of the Lady Moose Bot's butt.
"Pay no attention to the little white man in the moose's butt." Boris ran back inside the robot without Bullwinkle noticing.
Back at the food table, Rocky, Mr. Peabody, Sherman, and Jessica saw the whole thing.
"BORIS BADENOV!" They yelled.
"I knew it!" Sherman exclaimed.
"We gotta stop him, come on!" The four ran only to be stopped by a certain someone.
"Not so fast squirrel!" Natasha came with a long metal stick (which was actually part of a kebab).
"And NATASHA!" Jessica glared "You're trying to kill moose and squirrel!"
"We gotta stop them Mr. Peabody!" Sherman told his master.
"Don't worry Sherman." Peabody grabbed another long kebab and ate the meat clean off the stick and struck a pose "Looks like it's time for a pop quiz."
"Me facing off against dog, now that's a challenge dollink." Natsaha drew her "sword".
While Peabody and Natasha were fencing, Bullwinkle had been dancing Boris so swingly, that everytime Boris tried to activate his arsenal, Bullwinkle unknowingly dodged it. At least
While Natasha and Peabody had still been battling, Sherman had been saying all of Peabody's awesome moves.
"I don't get it though," Rocky said "After all these years, why does Fearless Leader wanna kill us anyways?"
"If you saw his rumpus room, you would totally get it." Natasha said and she and Peabody kept dueling.
Bullwinkle had been dancing the Lady Moose Bot so hard, that Boris' weapons kept backfiring. At least the arsenal, got the guests some cake and lit up their drinks.
BACK INSIDE THE MOOSE BOT...
Boris had enough of Bullwinkle's bad dancing and ignroance, so he decided to the last resort.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH!" Boris pressed a button on the Lady Moose Bot's screen and he got ejected right out of the robot and into the air.
"Hope your honeymoon is a blast!" Boris was launched into the air and reached for his parachute but there was no parachute.
He saw a note fly out of his backpack and read it "I owe you one parachute. Signed, Fearless Leader. Oh boy."
Boris fell onto the ground, hundreds of feet back onto the yacht.
ON THE YACHT...
Mr. Peabody had lost his sword and it fell onto the ground. Natasha grabbed Peabody by the neck and pointed her sword at him.
"Any last words dog?" Natasha was ready to strike him with her sword.
"Look up there!" Rocky pointed to the sky.
"Oh please squirrel," Natasha rolled her eyes "That is oldest trick in the-"
Boris fell right onto his untrustworthy partner and they landed right into the ocean. Luckily, Peabody landed safely onto the deck. Just then, Rocky remembered something.
"Hokey smoke!" Rocky exclaimed "Bullwinkle!"
Rocky flew to the Lady Moose Bot and launched it right off the yacht before it blew up. Thereby, blowing up in Boris and Natasha's faces instead.
"Boy, you really don't know what's inside a person till you marry them." Bullwinkle said.
"Well at least no one was hurt." Rocky said.
True, no one was hurt, except of course Boris and Natasha. Who were floating in the ocean all black with soot.
"Ha!" Boris gloated "It'll take more than that to outdo Boris Badenov."
A very large shark then jumped out of the ocean and swallowed them whole.
BACK ON THE YACHT...
And so, alls well that ends well for our high flying friend and his trusty companions.
"You're my best friend Rocky!" Bullwinkle hugged Rocky "Let's not anything come between us again!"
"You said buddy!" Rocky said happily.
"Well, since we still have all this food and music and we're on this yacht, let's party!" Jessica swung her hips.
"HOORAY!" Everyone cheered.
As soon as everyone started eating, mingling, and dancing to the music, Sherman had something on his mind.
"Guys, I was wondering something." Sherman said.
"What is it Sherman?" Peabody asked.
"Boris and Natasha just got swallowed by a giant shark. Shouldn't we be concerned?" He asked.
"What are you talking about?" Bullwinkle asked "They're our enemies, they tried to kill us."
"I know, it's just that so many fans are gonna think they're not gonna be in the next story, but they really are." Sherman said.
"That's true Sherman." Mr. Peabody said "They're not really dead, they'll come back in the next story."
"You heard that right folks." Bullwinkle said to the readers "Boris and Natasha will come back in the next story."
"Well, in this one, you were a real hero Mr. Peabody." Jessica hugged Peabody.
"Well I...heh heh." Peabody chuckled and blushed.
Jessica leaned her head down and kissed Mr. Peabody's round, black nose. Peabody's ears and tail stood up straight and he fainted.
"And so were you Rocky." Jessica kissed Rocky's nose too.
Rocky smiled widely and flew and took a zoom into the air and spun around in the air. Everyone just laughed.
THE END
Author's Note:
Well, that's the end of our story, but stay tuned for more adventures with Rocky, Bullwinkle, Mr. Peabody, Sherman, and Jessica. And as you read, Boris and Natasha are gonna be in the next adventure, so stay tuned!