Chapter 4: Get out of Class Free Card
Which it was a few hours had passed, back at the school inside classroom room # 7 which Mr. Garrison's students had settled down to go to work like writing their Christmas Story after they just done having lunch and recess. But that is when the still irritated Garrison had quickly turned around to look upon their young and beat red colored faces due from being outside during recess which he had quickly noticed that Cartman wasn't among the crowd at that moment that he had begun to start to demand the whereabouts of Cartman which the boys don't know where the hell Cartman went after BarBrady had show up and fletched him by the mayor's order a few hours ago.
"Well, so boys where the hell is your best fat friend at right now, if you boys are lying to me about him skipping school right now which you all will be getting detention?!" Garrison sarcastically asked while looking menacing toward them which the boys don't give a shit about Cartman at all because he is an asshole to them all time.
"Mr. Garrison, we do not know where Cartman went, that because we don't give a shit about Cartman at all." Kyle had answered Mr. Garrison's question while he was looking into his eyes.
"The last time that we had seen him when Mr. Mackey and Officer BarBrady came in here before lunch, Mr. Garrison." Stan also replied.
"Yeah right…..boys, But for now ….. Get to work!" Garrison hiss his rant out loud along with an eye roll as he walk back to his desk which he is going to read a book while they are write their stories out at that moment. That is when Cartman came walking in which he was dressed in his orange hazard mat hippie hunting suit. That he had brought a light yellow colored piece paper which it was an excuse note out of his pocket which it from the mayor to allow him to get out of his classes until the hippie threat is over and gone."Well Eric it is nice for you to join us for once?!"
"Mr. Garrison, I'll love to stay and write my story but we have a hippie problem to get a rid of once again." Cartman said as he hand the note over to Garrison which the partially balding teacher who seated at his desk which he raise a brow at him while he was reading the note at that moment." See ya'll later….. You damn losers!" Which he walks out of the room which Mr. Garrison just stood there and shook his head with disbelief.
"Finally…. That little bastard is gone for the day, oh, kids change plans that we are going to have a movie day instead." Garrison said with a small smile had formed on his lips."Why thank you for the nice early Christmas present, Martha….Because of this that I'm going to kiss you on the cheek tonight if I see you."
"Hooray!" all the kids started to cheered happily when they heard he changed his mind to let them have a fun day before their Christmas break begins.
"I hope all you little bastards enjoy this, before I change my mind again." Garrison hollers out loud.
"What a grouch he is today fellas and ladies?" Butters whispered lowly to the other kids who are rolling their eyes at this whole thing.
Later that same day which it was early evening hours, cut to the McDaniels' residence inside the kitchen which Mayor McDaniels was standing at the counter island that she was overlooking her cookbook that she is baking Christmas sugar cookies along with other different types of cookies. And you can see Pete the red Goth was sitting at the table doing something conformist like frosting the cookies for her. That is when BarBrady came walking through the garage's door which he had gone to the supermarket to pick up a few things for her. Which the shoulders of his coat was covered with snow and so is the top of his police cap too.
"Here, Martha here is the stuff from the supermarket that you asked for." BarBrady said as he put the bag on the counter which she came around the counter and wearing a long-sleeved dark green fleece sweater which a white turtleneck shirt was underneath it and a black sweat pants along with a long blue apron that was covered with flour.
"Why thank you, George?" McDaniels said as she took stuff out of the white plastic bag which it was a couple of tubes and a jar of frosting and assorted of sprinkles.
"Well Martha… I've gotten some news on the arson case on the town's tree which it was animals had caused the damage that our investigators had found animals tracks of all types at the scene." BarBrady replied in his loud irritating tone voice which the mayor just stood there while holding a winter festive coffee mug that was filled with hot chocolate in her hand which her eyes grew larger with shock which all of the people in town threw a fit over something stupid but the town's tree and display had been replaced already.
"Basically, George it was freak accident then which the town had rabble over something very explainable." McDaniels commented on his report but something else is bothering him."George, There is something else in this case that you are not telling me?"
"Well…. We saw on the video that those little cute furry animals have evil dark powers which they had used those powers to burned our town's tree?" BarBrady said which McDaniels' face turned whites as a ghost when she heard it.
"Only in South Park, Colorado…. that we have the weirdest shit happened here on a daily basis around here." McDaniels said when she was shaking her head with disbelief at this strange development and seated herself at the kitchen table that is when BarBrady's cell begins to ring which the ringtone was the Cops theme song and he answered it because it says Harrison Yates on the screen.
"Oh, why hello there, Lou… Oh, yes do you have some good news to share with me that you had caught a group of hippies who had attempted to steal the town's replacement tree tonight, okay I'll call the mayor to tell her about it….well good night." BarBrady said while he was looking at her who has that not pleased look had formed on her face while she was taking cookies off from the tray.
"What the fuck? Did I hear right about you say that hippies tried steal our town's replacement tree tonight, George?" McDaniels questioned him which she has her oven mitten covered hands resting against her hips.
"Yes, Martha it is true about the hippies that they were captured by Eric Cartman tonight." BarBrady replied.
"Well that's great to hear, George…. But we needs to destroy those evil critters!?" McDaniels cries out in protest.
To Be Continued
Author's note: Now on to the writing of the final chapter to this tale which I hope you all enjoy this chapter that I'm promised it will be very hellish.
