Chapter Four: Why Must You Torment Me? / The Dream Author's Note: Oh damn... flashback no jitsu!
...Deidara groaned. 'Someday I will kill that bastard, un,' he thought. He was lying in bed, feeling as depressed as ever. Though Konan's words had touched him, Tobi could ruin anything...
...Tobi had been bragging about how well he had done on the mission the entire way back.
"Wasn't I awesome Deidara-senpai?"
"Shut the fuck up, un," he mumbled.
"Wasn't I?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever, un."
"Way better than that Sasori guy I bet." Deidara's eyfes flashed with hatred.
"Sasori didn't need me to save him, un."
"Well..." Tobi jumped in front of Deidara.
"I didn't get myself killed."
"What did you say you little brat, un?"
"You heard me."
"I've always thought," Dei said, "of the place you will die in and how you will die, un. Now I know, un."
"Uh-oh." Tobi whispered...
"AH SSSEEENNNPPPAAAIII! I'M SORRY! I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
"IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT YOU WOULDN'T BE RUNNING, UN!"
"GAHHHHHHHH!"…
... He decided sleep would do him some good. Recently he had been greatly lacking sleep anyway. So he rested his head on a pillow, and quickly drifted off...
...The Akatsuki pair walked down the darkened street. Deidara was only fifteen at the time. They had been trying to find the hotel for hours and had had no success. Deidara stopped.
"Why're you stopping?"
"Isn't that the hotel, un?"
"Yes, but what is it with your speech impediment?"
"That was uncalled for Sasori, un."
"So is the 'un' after your sentences."
"You ass, un!" Sasori chimed in at the 'un'.
"See now?" Deidara threw a fist at him, but Sasori easily caught it. "Why would you want to hit me? Hmm?" Deidara blushed and threw himself forward. Sasori closed his eyes waiting for Deidara to hit him, but that never came. Instead he felt a warm tickling on his lips. 'Deidara's kissing me!' he thought. Much to his own surprise, Sasori kissed him back.
"Danna, don't act like you hate me." Sasori chuckled, looking up at Deidara.
"I don't hate you", he said. "You kissing me took me by surprise, though."
"It was...an accident..." he muttered, his blush deepening. Sasori merely chuckled again.
"It was an interesting tactic. I may want to use it sometime", he continued.
Without warning, Sasori wrapped his arms around the blonde's waist.
"Could you show me how it's done again?" he whispered in Deidara's ear, the feeling sending shivers up the Iwa-nin's spine. Deidara slowly nodded.
Sasori quickly closed the space that separated the two. He pressed his hungry lips onto Deidara's wanting ones. Deidara flung his arms around Sasori's neck, pulling him in closer. The puppet master slowly ran his hand down his partner's side, causing the blonde to gasp. It was all the opportunity Sasori needed. He plunged his tongue into Deidara's mouth, tasting every inch of the wet cavern. Deidara gave a small moan, easily submitting to Sasori's dominance.
After a few minutes, the two broke apart, gasping for air. Sasori, flustered, began to walk away. Deidara quickly followed him.
"Danna? Where are you going, un?" he asked.
"To the hotel, obviously", he retorted...
He was quickly awake at the gentle touch on his face.
"Konan, I'm about sick of this shit, un." No reply came, and Deidara's eyes snapped open filling with tears...
Some good stuffs may just start happening. :)