50 ways to annoy a god, goddess and their kids.
...by nameless imperfections.

# 04.
Whenever someone tells you something, always respond with a question. The randomer, the better.

Well now, today is different, Kaleigh thought flexing her fingers that were broken a few days ago. I didn't get attack by a God...but a Titan's kid, instead. HUH.

Creeaaak.

She frowned at the sight of Chiron, Mr. D, Annabeth, and Percy. She was also wondering why'd the heck Percy and Annabeth were there, she doubted they even knew her name. She doubted anyone here did.

"Hello," she said happily.

"Ehm," Mr. D coughed, thrusting Chiron forward.

"I would like to apologize," Chiron managed, embarrassment on his face. "I wasn't feeling myself..."

She smiled and nodded her head. "Great. Um, is Ireland made of ice?"

He frowned. "...excuse me?"

"Ireland, it's made of ice, right?"

"No...Ireland isn't made of ice," Annabeth said.

"Hey, you're blond. Are you stupid?"

She narrowed her eyes. "What?"

"Are you related to me?"

"I don't get why you're asking me that."

Kaleigh snorted. "Because you're crazy. So, are you?"

Annabeth sighed. "Just because you're crazy, and I'm crazy, does not mean we're both related." She paused, realizing what she just said. "Wait. I'm not crazy!"

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, really."

"Wanna bet?"

"No."

"Yes?"

"What?"

"Who?"

"Huh?"

"Where?"

"...what are you saying!"

"I don't know. Are you fat?"

Annabeth walked toward the door's frame, slamming her head to it continuously.

"Ah," Mr. D murmured, "if she can drive the daughter of Athena to slam her head on a door frame after a mere 1 minute conversation...then she could... Hhmm...c'mon now, girl, let's go see my father!"

:S

The Gods watched wide-eye as Annabeth, daughter of Athena, continued to slam her head on the door frame.

"Hmm..." Apollo muttered. "That girl...she managed to anger, Aphrodite, Hermes, Chiron and now she's nearly driven Athena's kid insane?"

"She's has not been nearly driven insane," Athena argued.

"Oh, really?" Apollo said.

"Yes, really."

"Enough!" Hera cried, "Apollo, stop sinking to that Demi-god's level."

Zeus narrowed his eyes. "She must be stopped."

"Shall we strike now before she causes anymore harm?" Atermis asked.

Hermes frowned. "Hey, she's my kid. I don't want her dead now."

"But look at what she's doing!" Athena argued, "if we allow her to live any longer every Demi-God out there will most likely be driven insane!"

"Like your daughter," Apollo added.

"No, not like my daughter!"

"Oh, really?"

"SILENCE," Zeus cried. "Hermes, this is your child, handle her."

"Fine," he sighed, defeated. "Just go on with the first plan..."

"We shall," Hera said, "but in a discrete method. We do not want to frighten the other Demi-Gods, or cause anything problems there."

"Very well," Zeus agreed. Then, Zeus proceeded in saying an ancient chant to kill a Demi-God...the only issues being that if he were complete it, he'd need the Demi-God's full name.

"...what is her name!" Zeus cried. "Hermes, what is her name?"

"I-I don't know!" He replied.

"How can you not know your own child's name!"

"I don't know! There's too many of them!" He cried. "Okay. Wait. Let me think for a second...it's Katie Roberto! Yeah."

Athena raised a brow. "Are you sure?"

He shrugged. "I guess."

^o^

It was a sad day in Virginia Fairfax, poor Katie Roberto (a girl who oddly looked exactly like Kaleigh Roberts) had passed on. Her family mourning and praying for her, looked at her tombstone that said:

'I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!' - Katie Roberto, 1993-2010.

"You see that, Frank?" Her mother sobbed, "She even had a tombstone prepared!"

"I know, dear. I know."

A/N: Let's pretend that in a MAGICAL world, in order for a God to kill you, they need to know your name and face. Yes, I am going so Death Note on this, but SHHH! Ugh. I feel this one has been the weirdest and retradest chappie of them all. :/

Also, one epically huge MERCI (yes, the bolding and underlining of MERCI is needed) to those who fav'ed this, reviewed this, and author alerted this. You brought a large unwanted smile on my face for, like, a full minute. Maybe more. I hate you all. My mouth hurts. Haha...I kid. But seriously, my mouth hurts.:(

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