his is the letter that has been sent to Cheng Shi for today:
-Rosy Miranto18:
Dear the New Officer, Cheng Shi.
I've already asking my father to arrange an 'Introduction party' for introducing yourself at the Wei Kingdom publicly. Don't worry about your safety, I've heard about that incident with Zhuge Liang. Everyone from Wei and Jin will be participating. So please come to The Wei Palace tonight and enjoy the talk.
From Cao Cao's youngest daughter, Cao Fenghuang.
P.S : Watch out for Adviser Xun Yu, but if possible you should rekindle your relationship.
P.P.S : The one who is currently SSB cards only is also participating.
P.P.P.S : To prevent 'incidents'. I've also told my father to ban The Wines just at this party.
-Guest:
Dear Cheng Si,
Why are you naked? Where's everybody? Why is it pitch black? And what are those round ships flying up in the sky?!
Signed by Guo Jia.
Also,Samurai Warriors character and Mystics can send an Email
Cheng Shi woke up in Guo Jia's basement and turns on his laptop to answer some Email
To: Zhou Yu
Nice try pretty boy, Shu had tried this on me
Cheng Shi
To: Xun Yu
By talk you mean try to kill me, I don't believe you
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Pi
I have not seen your sword
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
My advice is to talk to her straight away don't be a pus*y
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
If Cai Wenji says no you must accept it
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
There is no other way, you must talk to her about your feeling about her
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
I am not accompanying you, be a f*cking man
Cheng Shi
To: Zuo Ci
Why do you need my help? I am not helping a creepy magical old man
Cheng Shi
To: Taigong Wang
You Mystics need to do it by yourself I am not doing anything for you
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
What do you mean you don't know what to say? all you have to say you have feelings for her
Cheng Shi
To: Yue Jin
Tell you what, tell her to meet you at the park and I will whisper to you on what to say in a nearby bush
Cheng Shi
Yue Jin is walking towards Cai Wenji nervously while Cai Wenji is calm While Cheng Shi is in a nearby bush
Cai Wenji: hey Jin ,so why did you call me all the way to the park ?
Yue Jin: I-I…
Cheng Shi: (whisper) say "Wenji I am in love with you and I am just wondering if you love me back"
Yue Jin: W-Wenji I am i-in l-lo….
Cheng Shi: (whisper) "love with you"
Yue Jin: l-l-lo…
Cai Wenji: is everything alright?
Yue Jin: it is alright i-its j-just that I-I lo-lo…
Cheng Shi: for f*ck sakes!
Cheng Shi comes out of the bush and talks to Cai Wenji
Cheng Shi: Yue Jin is in love with you and he wants to know if you love him back
After that, it was silence for 3 seconds
Cai Wenji: Jin ,is that true ?
Yue Jin: *sigh* yes, and as you can see, I am a little bit nervous to say it to you so, that is why I ask For Cheng Shi's help
Cai Wenji: why don't you say so ? yes! I feel the same way
Yue Jin: Really ? I d-
Cai Wenji hugs Yue Jin tightly
Cai Wenji: I always feel the same way but, I am too shy to tell you
Cai Wenji releases the hug and kisses Yue Jin on the cheek
Cai Wenji: Can I see you tomorrow night at Feng Hu's noodles?
Yue Jin: sure
Cai Wenji: great! See ya
Cai Wenji walks away happily
Yue Jin: oh my…
Cheng Shi: congrats you have a girlfriend
Yue Jin: Thank you! Thank you! Thank You so much, Shi I owe you one
Cheng Shi: your welcome
Yue Jin: I can't thank you enough but I have to go I need to get ready for tomorrow
Yue Jin runs away fast while Cheng Shi sits on a nearby bench and opens his laptop to answer some Emails
To: Fu Xi
What do you Mystics want anyway? whatever it is I can't do it anyway
Cheng Shi
To: Fu Xi
You want me to find Kaguya on Wei territory because she has been missing? if I find her I will inform you which I doubt I will find her because she is from Japan and will stay in Japan now stop asking for a favor
Cheng Shi
To: every people in the Wei kingdom
*attach is a picture of Kaguya and some description
If anyone sees this woman please inform me
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Fenghuang
How very nice of you to do a party for me, also good idea to tell your father to ban wines that could be used to poison me or some high ranking official. I don't think I can rekindle my connection with him so it is best to evade him. Thank you very much for making me a party I will be at Wei palace tonight
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Cao
Your daughter is very kind and yes, I will come tonight
Cheng Shi
Sometime later at night….
Cheng Shi is in the shower and tries to grab his towel but, suddenly a strong wind blows from a small window. It blows his clothing and towel into the another open window and Cheng Shi went outside to pick it up. When he went outside, he sees Guo Jia throwing him a paper airplane and he took it and open it, Cheng Shi respond by writing in the same paper and files another paper plane at Guo Jia.
To: Guo Jia
My clothing and towel were blown outside and I have no other choice to pick it up while naked, it is pitch black because it is night, and what do you mean there are round ships in the sky?
P.S why do you even write to me? I am in front of you
Cheng Shi
To: Guo Jia
You are scared to talk because of the round ship in the sky? hold on let me look up to see this round flying ships
Cheng Shi
Cheng Shi looks up to see a 2 UFOs and one of them open up a beam that sucks Guo Jia and Cheng Shi in. Cheng Shi wakes up in a glass prison with Guo Jia.
Cheng Shi: where are we ?
Guo Jia: we got captured by some aliens and we need to escape
Cheng Shi: just f*king great I have to go to the Weii palace bu,t aliens need some probing!
Guo Jia: also, you are still naked
Cheng Shi: Just don't look down
Suddenly 2 aliens came in
Alien 1: hmm adult male ,healthy ,and well build perfect for our experiment
Guo Jia: you alien bast*rds Better let us go!
Alien 2: well looks like one has an attitude
Cheng Shi: just let us go
Alien 1: look we are just gonna stick a probe up your a*s and you are good to go
Alien 2: also, we are behind on schedule
Guo Jia: let us go or we are going to hurt you really bad
Alien 1: the glass is made out of surilium it's impossible to des-
Suddenly Guo Jia uses his scepter to break the glass and use his flying orb to hit both of the aliens
Alien1: Argh!
Alien 2: *Wilhelm scream*
Wilhelm scream is an overuse scream look it up on google
Guo Jia: let's go! They must have a control panel on this thing
Guo Jia and Cheng Shi goes to the control panel and Guo Jia tries to steer it
Cheng Shi: do you know how to operate this?
Guo Jia: I have flown another flying object I am pretty sure this is no different
Guo Jia steers the UFO off course and the other Ufo chases Guo Jia's UFO while shooting at it.
Guo Jia: they are shooting us, Cheng Shi try using one of the buttons and see if it does something to shoot them back
Cheng Shi looks at a control panel and sees lots of buttons
Cheng Shi: oh well I guess I have to press every single one of them
Cheng Shi presses every button until eventually, a button makes a turret appear and shoot the UFO behind them causing it to crash
Guo Jia: ok, now let's go to the wei place
Cheng Shi: wait! I am still naked remember
Guo Jia: oh yeah almost forgot
The UFO turns around to go back to Guo Jia's house
Sometime later…
The UFO Crash in front of the Wei palace ,Guo Jia and Cheng Shi exited the crashed UFO and was greeted by Cao Fenghuang(Cao Fenghuang does not exist in Dynasty Warrior ,but the girl is named Cao Fenghuang I also don't know if she even exists historically because I can't find out about her on the internet ,so I guess this would be an OC by One the reviewers RosyMiranto18 )
Cao Fenghuang: welcome to the party
Cheng Shi: thank you, am I late?
Cao Fenghuang: no, you are just in time so
Cheng Shi: thank you again for making this party happen
Cao Fenghuang: your welcome, please come in
Cao Fenghuang lets Guo Jia and Cheng Shi in, inside the palace is full of Wei and Jin officer even the one with is an SSB card. Suddenly Cao Cao approaches them
Cao Cao: here is the man of the party
Cheng Shi: this party is huge
Cao Cao: of course, it is because you are my advisor, also go on stage people need to hear your introduction
5 minutes later….
Cao Cao is holding a mic on stage
Cao Cao: can I have everybody's attention
Everybody stop doing what are they doing and pays attention to Cao Cao
Cao Cao: I hope you all are enjoying the party but, it is time for the main man of this party the one and only Cheng Shi to introduce himself, come up here Cheng Shi
Everybody clapped their hands as Cheng Shi walk on stage and takes the microphone from Cao Cao
Cheng Shi: Hey everybody my name is Cheng Shi and I am Cao Cao's new advisor, I hope you all are having a fantastic party because I Know I'm sure am. So the only thing you have to know about me is that I used to be a mindless generic until sometime later something made me have an actual brain. I will be happily helping lord Cao Cao and some of you people. So that is all I have to say I hope you people have a great time at this party, peace.
Everybody clapped their hands as Cheng Shi gets off the stage. The party continues and everybody is having a great time. While the party continues Cheng Shi is standing on a balcony alone until Xun Yu came.
Xun Yu: well well if it isn't Cao Cao's new advisor!
Cheng Shi: well if it isn't the guy who destroyed my house
Xun Yu then grab Cheng Shi by the neck causing him and raise him into the air to choke him
Cheng Shi:*choking*
Xun Yu: I am going to make it very clear ok ? ,I am Cao Cao's top advisor and will always, even know he throws you a party. So if I ask you to do something you will do as I say ,do I make myself clear ?
Cheng Shi:*choking* Y-Yes sir *choking*
Xun Yu: remember being one of Cao Co's advisor makes you my assistant even know he does not say that ,so enjoy the party because tomorrow you got a long day
Xun Yu drops Cheng Shi and leaves
Cheng Shi: (someday I will make sure you will regret doing this to me)
Cheng Shi opens his laptop and Emails, Guo Jia
To: Guo Jia
Meet me at the armory tomorrow morning
Cheng Shi
I hope you all like this chapter and there will be more chapter soon