Welcome one and all to chapter four of 'You've GOT to be kidding me!'
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Chapter four
On with da' fun!
Dita picked up her head uneasily as she thought it would explode.
"Ow, Ow, oh Kami Ow!" she said sitting up and seeing Sumomo look at her with her large violet kitten eyes.
"Go get Ryoko-chan." Dita said softly as Sumomo nudged Dita on the arm, if Sumomo was known for one thing it's getting Dita out of bed. Dita laid down and yelled out like a little kid,
"Ryoko-chan, I need your help." Ryoko opened the curtains with her pet rat Chii on her shoulder.
"With what?" Ryoko asked setting Chii down with Sumomo before jumping on the bed.
"What's up?" Dita clutched her head before asking,
"You drank more than me, why aren't you in pain?" Ryoko smiled before getting up and pulling out a box with a white Jolly Rodger on it.
"What's that?" Dita asked as Ryoko pulled out a light green bottle and held it to Dita's nose.
"That smells disgusting!" Ryoko took it away from her friend before telling her,
"It's to help your head, drink it and you'll feel better." After weighting her options Dita stole the bottle from her friend, held her nose and gulped down the mixture as it seemed to refill itself.
"I don't want to know why you have that." Ryoko picked up Randi before going to Sasami and Lily.
"Evans-san, you up?" Ryoko asked as the red haired girl shook her head, "Drink this and it'll make you all better." Lily sat up and took the green vile. Ryoko set down Chii before going to Sasami's bed and seeing it was empty.
"Where's Sasam'-chan?" Ryoko asked as Dita jumped out of her bed and looked around. Lily and Ryoko walked down the stairs to see Sasami asleep on the couch. They went back up the stairs, knowing it would be best to leave her alone.
"What to do today?" Dita asked going to the armoire tapping it with her wand and muttering
"Chiba Dita." She took out a pair of jeans and a kimono top that was purple with pink flowers on it and a pair of purple slippers.
"Any quidditch here?" Ryoko asked as Lily nodded and asked in a defeated voice,
"Don't' tell me your obsessive quidditch freak like Potter and Black are you?" Ryoko shook her head and took out her own clothes that included a pair of black kimono pants and an orange tank top with black Jolly Rodger on it along with a pair of black flip-flops.
"You really don't like Black-san and Potter-san do you Evans-san?" Ryoko asked as Lily glared at her slightly and nodded,
"I never liked them, they're annoying, they're rude and they're well… Sirius and James!" she yelled as Ryoko and Dita looked at each other and stepped away from the pissed witch.
Ryoko looked around before grabbing Chii and starting to stroke the rat's fur. Lily went to the closet next before pulling out a white skirt that turns green as it goes to the bottom and a green shirt that matched her eyes.
"How bout you Evans-san? You play quidditch?" Lily nodded and took out a book. The three walked down the girls' dormitory stairs before seeing Sasami about to wake up.
"gu-tenmorugen (good morning)" Ryoko said before jumping onto Sasami as she growled slightly.
"What you an inu (dog) now?" Sasami sat up before going to the girls' dormitory and to her own bed. Dita took a small stick out of her pocket before tapping on it with her wand as it grew to a broomstick.
"Which one is that?" Lily asked taking a-hold of the broom as Dita responded,
"Nimbus one thousand fifty." James, Sirius, peter and Remus walked down the boys dormitory next, James and Sirius with broom sticks, Remus with a book and peter empty handed. Dita shrunk her broom before walking with her new friends and Ryoko towards the Great Hall as Lily saw an oh-too familiar Ravenclaw and tried to hide behind James.
"Good morning baby sister!" Briar yelled throwing his arms around Lily as she started to yell,
"Get your hands off me Briar!" he let go before looking around for Sasami before Lily noticed and got a sudden idea.
"Hey big brother, do you think you could oh I don't know… LEAVE ME ALONE?" Briar pouted slightly before hugging Lily again and running off to some other Ravenclaws, one even being Yoshi, Dita's older brother.
"I love how kind you are to each other." Ryoko said sarcastically as she was hugged from behind.
"Oomph!" she yelled as she fell onto the ground. She started to growl as Sirius, James and Dita started to laugh as loud as they could, Remus and Lily glared at them as Remus helped her up.
"What do you want Aoshi?" Ryoko asked as her little sister as Aoshi stood up,
"Just going to remind you about something" the fair-haired younger girl said looking at Sirius before waving slightly,
"Konnichiha." She said in her best sexy voice that would usually send boys to their knees.
"Aoshi, this is Evans-san, Potter-san, Black-san, Pettigrew-san, and Lupin-san. This is my shisuta (sister), Aoshi." Peter glared before yelling,
"No more mumbo-jumbo words! Also just call us Lily, James, Sirius, Peter and Remus! Not Evans-san or whatever it is." Peter yelled desperately as Aoshi slowly backed away and went to talk to her Slytherin friends. Dita looked to the Brits before explaining,
"It's rude to call you your given name." Ryoko and Sasami nodded as Sasami added,
"We don't know you that well so it's really impolite to call someone their second name." Peter scratched his head before Sirius asked,
"Second name?" Ryoko sighed before trying to help her friends,
"In Japan your last name goes first then your first name." Sirius got a perverted look in his eyes before walking to Dita and asking,
"So you'll call me Sirius when you know me better?" Dita looked over the perverted Marauder before nodding, "So would you like to know me better?" Dita smacked him across the face,
"I don't think so." She muttered, walking with her friends as Sirius rubbed his cheek. The group of odd students made their way to the Great Hall, laughing over the red hand print of Sirius' face.
"Ryo-chan?" Sasami started before asking quietly in Japanese 'Will you be okay later in the month?' Ryoko nodded, while seeing Peter glare.
"Repeat after me, 'Hello my name is Sasami. I am sixteen years old. I am a witch." Peter moved her jaw as Sasami started to laugh.
"I'm very proud of my culture Pettigrew-san." Sasami told him while grinning. "Why should we abandon it, just for a new school?" she asked, while looking to her friend's for support.
"That wouldn't be very nice." Ryoko told them, while pushing open the large doors. The four main tables were set up again as they saw some students eating. Peter ran to the table as the rest followed,
"So hungry!" Sirius called, while holding onto his thin stomach for emphasis. Lily started to talk to Dita about classes, as Ryoko joked with Remus about the similarities between 'Lord of the Flies' and World War II.
"It was completely intended of course." Ryoko urged, sitting next to her new friend. Remus smiled before listing
"Ralph was the Western man, Jack the Hitler and even the mulberry faced boy had his own part in it." They smiled while he passed her a plate of food. Dita and Sasami started to poke at some things, while trying to figure out what they were.
"Something wrong with your pancakes?" James asked, as Ryoko poked it again.
"What is it? it's kinda poofy, not flat, but smells kinda good." Dita and Ryoko had a mixed heritage, but raised in mainly Japanese homes. Sasami took her chop sticks while trying to pick up one of the pancakes.
"This isn't working!" she yelled, as Peter took his fork and stabbed the golden brown breakfast.
"There you go!" he smiled, putting it on her plate.
"Knives at a table, isn't that a little barbaric?" she asked, while having Peter cut it into pieces.
"They look really weird." Dita told them, while pouring some pumpkin juice into her cup.
"But they taste fantastic!" Sasami yelled, eating as many as would fit in her mouth. Ryoko and Dita looked to each other before trying it for their own.
"Don't worry, we'll Brit-i-fy you guys soon enough." Peter told them, as Ryoko socked him in the arm.
"Don't think so Pettigrew-san." The table started to laugh as others filed in.
well I think that's it for this!
Erm… changes to the pairings.
Dita/Sirius (same)
Lily/James (true blue for ever)
Sasami/Remus (different)
And…
Ryoko/Severus (wayyy different)
Sorry it took so long everyone! Keep in mind that we still love all of you, and hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive our non-loyal-ness.
Your so-called loyal authoress,
Ryoko