Please, for this chapter, try and forget about the super-human powers

Please, for this chapter, try and forget about the super-human powers. I just can't fit logical explanations into the story right now. Not all human, though.

Bella's POV.

I knew that there was no use running. Alice and Rose would catch me in an instant.

"Angela's just inside!" Alice squealed.

And she was. We walked in to find her waiting patiently at the registers.

"Hey, guys!" she said, running up to me. I managed a smile.

"Hey Angela."

She smirked. "This sure is going to be fun! I can force you to wear any article of clothing in this store," she said, waving her arm around, "and then we get to buy you what we like!"

I groaned.

They dragged me to the langerae section, and I was forced to watch as they looked at sexy nightgowns and bras.

"Ooh, Bella. Come look." Angela said from further away. I forced myself to walk to her, not wanting to know what she had found. But when I arrived, she didn't hold things up to me or tell me that this was fun, like Alice. She simply dragged me further away, into a section where nobody was.

"So you and Edward are getting it on, huh?" she whispered.

I felt the blood rush to my cheeks. "No!…Well, yeah. But we haven't yet. After the wedding. I think." I mumbled incoherently. This was worse than Alice.

She let out a low whistle. "Wow. I mean, I like Ben and all, but…Edward Cullen. He's like a god. Do you realize that nearly every girl in school would frikkin love to trade places with you? And yet you are always so difficult about it."

I smiled. "You don't even know."

Just then Alice skipped into the conversation.

"Bella. Edward loves blue on you, right?" she asked. I nodded. "Well great! Because I found something just perfect for you!" she exclaimed. Then she pulled out a very short, silk nightgown without straps from behind her back.

"The tag says slim, so it should really hug your body," Rose said from behind. "And the fact that it is strapless means the world."

Angela snickered. "I don't see why it has to look good if it's only staying on for a few seconds."

I slapped her.

"Just try it on, Bella. Please?" Alice begged. I gave her a warning glance, but ended up giving in, anyway.

"Fine." I snatched it from her and walked to the only dressing room in the store, which had three stalls. I locked the door and began to undress. Little did I know that Alice, Rose, and Angela were at the other side of the store, doing other things.

Eddie's POV.

Emmett handed me zebra underwear.

"What's this?" I asked him. And, being the professional that he was, he immediately answered.

"It's a man-thong."

I grimaced. "It's…great, Em. But, ah….Aren't thongs supposed to…be…for girls?"

Emmett frowned. "Edward Anthony Mason Cullen. We've gone over this a bazillion times. This is the men's section. That is a man-thong. Trust me."

Jasper's head popped up from behind a clothes rack. "Try it on, Eddie. I'm sure Bella would like that one."

I shook my head no.

"Come on, Ed! Please? It's not like anybody will see you in it but us." Emmett urged, shoving me towards the fitting rooms.

"Okay, fine." I murmured, then walked into the fitting room and shut the door. Little did I know that Emmett and Jasper were also leaving, to go meet up with Alice and Rose and Angela, somewhere far away from the fitting rooms.

Bella's POV.

I stepped out of the fitting room, anxious to get back in, but the gang was nowhere to be found. I heard a cha-click from behind me, the door opening. Oh no. someone was going to see me like this. I slowly turned.

"Bella?!" Edward asked, his eyes as wide open as they would go.

"Edward?!" I started at him in disbelief. He was wearing nothing but a zebra man-thong. and I was wearing this skimpy nightdress. I looked down, and twitched to cover myself. I wished that a hole could open up in the floor, so I would've gone falling through it, and not have to be here. Anywhere but here.

Just then I heard laughing from behind us. I twirled my body around, only to find Alice, Rose, Angela, Emmett, and Jasper laughing at the sight of me and Edward together.

"We gots you guys good, huh?" Alice said between laughs.

Just then, a woman with bright orange hair stepped into the conversation.

"Hi, I'm Victoria, the manager of Victoria's Secret. have i seen you somewhere before" she asked me.

It was her, Victoria. The same Victoria that Edward beheaded not too long ago. She looked at Edward. "Guess this means that I won, huh? Oh, and, by the way, nice man-thong."