(A/N: Sorry it took so long for me to update i had a short note of writers block. I hope you guys like the story! If you have any suggestions just put them in the reviews! BTW PLEASE REVIEW it will take away the writers block... so Read it and enjoy it R&R! This Chappie is dedicated to TIFF!)
(THE NEXT MORNING)
RING RING
Kara lazily reached for her phone. "Hello?" She answered tiredly.
"Good morning my Greek Goddess" A familiar voice replied.
"MATT! I miss you so much!" The voice of her husband fully awoke Kara immediately.
"I missed you too baby. What happened? You said that you'd call me right before you went to sleep last night, so I waited and waited and waited and you never called me." Matt said in a pretend sad voice.
"Awww baby I'm so sorry I'm such an ass I completely forgot." Kara tried to explain to her husband.
"Oh gee that makes me feel really good about myself now Kara." Matt said in a chuckle.
"No that's not what I meant, john took me out to dinner with his friend Randy and Randy's girlfriend was really mean to me so John and I left because I was upset and I fell asleep in the car. And when john brought me in I was knocked out." Kara explained the previous nights events.
"Are you okay?" Matt asked in a concerned voice.
"Yeah I'm good, John talked to me about it so I'm cool now…. Speaking of John where is he?" Kara asked looking over to the empty bed next to her own.
"HE LEFT YOU ALONE!" Matt shouted into the phone.
"Babe calm down I'm fine, I'm in the hotel room." Kara said nonchalantly.
"Yes but I told him specifically to NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE" Matt exclaimed.
"Yeah sure sweetie" Kara said rolling her eyes, sometimes the Cena boys were a little too over protective. "Matt you don't understand I can't even walk two steps without john yelling, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING! FOR HOW LONG? WHY DID YOU LEAVE! WHAT HAPPENED!… I mean if I think about it the only time John let me out of his sight so far was when he sent me to get him some water, other than that, if I left his side for more than a minute he was ready to send out a search party for me or something." Kara explained annoyed.
"Well he had better take care of you or I'll kick his ass." Matt said with a chuckle. "So how do you like the WWE so far? Is it fun, who'd you meet?" Matt questioned.
"Well it is pretty fun. John keeps telling me the traveling is exhausting but we've only been one place so far so I wouldn't really know yet. Let's see… humm oh yeah I met, well I told you I met Randy he's really cool, I met the big show who is so huge Matt, I mean I know he's big and everything but he is monstrous in person! I bumped into him and I thought I hit a brick wall. Oh yeah I met some of the Diva's I met Trish Stratus, she's kind of like me… yah know really hyper. I met Torrie Wilson and she said if I stick around we could hang out or something… OH YEAH AND I MET JOHN'S FUTURE WIFE! Stacy Keibler!" Kara exclaimed excitedly.
"John and Stacy Keibler are talking? He didn't tell me any of that." Matt said feeling left out.
"No silly! John has a crush on her, she said she missed him while she was on that dancing with the stars show, and he practically ran away. Yeah he's a ladies man until he finds someone he really likes." Kara said laughing hysterically.
"Hum I guess I'll have to tease him about that later then." Matt said making it a note to himself. "Well babe I've got to go to work I just wanted to call you and tell you good morning and that I love you very much." Matt stated.
"No don't gooo Matt!" Kara said missing her husband again.
"Now I told you the same thing at the airport the other day and you left me anyway." Matt said with a shrug and a chuckle, although on the inside he meant every word he said.
"That hurt Matt." Kara said with a sigh.
"I'm sorry baby I was just kidding." Matt answered 'NOT' he thought to himself.
"It doesn't feel like it, I think you meant it." Kara pressed on the issue.
"Well I didn't angel… I have to go to work I love you" Matt said into the phone.
"I love you too." Kara said back into the phone glumly.
"I'll call you later tonight bye sweetie." Matt told his wife.
"Bye." Kara replied, but Matt had already hung up the phone. 'He's really more bitter about all of this than he is saying. I can feel it.' Kara thought to herself. She pulled the covers off of her and walked over to her suitcase and pulled out some clothes.
John walked into the hotel room to the sound of the shower running. He had his gym bag on his shoulder and a brown paper bad in the other hand. John tossed his bag into the corner of the room and walked over to the kitchen. 'I wonder if she feels better after last night, I can't fucking stand Sam. I'm such an asshole; I was so worried about her and Randy starting to like each other that I completely forgot the fact that Kara and Sam wouldn't get along with each other. But then again that's obvious; Sam can't get along with anyone. Hell she can't even get along with herself. Maybe this will help me make it up to Kara.' John thought to himself as he shuffled around the mini kitchen in the hotel room suite.
(An hour later)
Kara walked out of the bathroom and looked in the full-length mirror on the closet doors as she fiddled with her hair. Kara was wearing a black cashmere sweater and a pair of boot cut jeans that were tucked into black high-heeled boots. Her hair was down with curls on the ends. After sniffing for a few moments Kara smiled.
"FOOD!" She shouted and ran into the mini kitchen. "OH MY GOD JOHN I LOVE YOU! I'M SO HUNGRY! BECAUSE WE NEVER ATE LAST NIGHT! I'M STARVING I CAN FEEL MYSELF LOOSING WEIGHT!" Kara exclaimed.
"Yeah I know. Just sit down and I'll get everything." John told Kara. Kara sat down at the glass table. After a few moments, John came to the table with a plate of bacon, sausage, ham steak, pork roll, and Spam. "No picking at, or snatching the food Kara." John shot her a glare knowing what she was about to do. As soon as John walked away Kara smiled deviously and took a piece of bacon; After a few seconds john walked back into the room with a stack of pancakes and another plate holding toast. "Kara there were eight pieces of bacon, now there's seven, what happened?" John questioned knowing Kara took one.
"I don't know what you're talking about Cena." Kara said with a shrug.
"Well the piece of bacon didn't just get up on two legs and walk off." John said wanting her to fess up.
"Are you insinuating that I actually snatched a piece of bacon? I would never do something so appalling in my life." Kara said in a mock rich woman voice.
"Yeah yeah yeah." John said walking back into the kitchen shaking his head. After john had brought out the eggs, cereal, oatmeal, syrup, jelly, and butter he and Kara began eating.
"Okay so do you have a reason as to why you're being so nice to me?" Kara asked with a giggle.
"Well I feel bad, for last night and all, I was really stupid." John replied to his sister-in-law.
"How so?" Kara asked wondering how her brother-in-law was at fault for the previous nights events.
"Well when you invited Sam, I should've un-invited her because I know how much of a pain she is." John told Kara choosing to leave out his fears of her and Randy "falling for each other".
"Oh it's okay John it's no biggy." Kara said with a shrug.
"Yeah it is I was a really big jerk last night. Plus I kept pinching you when I should've been punching her…. I don't know I guess I thought things would be easier on me and Randy if you and Sam got along." John explained to Kara.
"It's fine, I don't blame you or Randy, I pity him…. So are the Diva's really that bad?" Kara questioned.
"No they aren't… Sam's a bitch I remember one time she thought Stacy was flirting with Randy but she wasn't…. she was just talking to Dave who was with Randy and Stacy started giggling and Sam went psycho and slapped Stacy.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT DID STACY DO?" Kara asked really into the story.
"Nothing, Stacy didn't do anything, she was afraid that if she did she'd get in trouble with Vince or something so she just walked away. Ever since then Stacy has never spoken a word to her… And Trish, well I remember one time Sam told her that her women's title look like it came from Fisher Price and Trish spit on Sam, and walked away." John said with a shrug.
"That's awful! … Wow Sam is crazy, so what about everyone else are they what she said they were?" Kara inquired.
"No not at all, Sam is just really defensive so she finds things to hate about them. You've met a few of them do you think they're really that bad?" John asked Kara.
"No they seem really nice." Kara answered.
"That's because they're really nice. Sam pissed me off last night when she talked about Christy Hemme…. Sometimes I hate Sam." John answered getting angry.
"Did you like her? What was she like?" Kara pressed referring to Christy Hemme.
"Of course I liked her, but not like that, she was my best friend, well besides Randy, and when her contract was up the writers didn't want to give her a new one. So she had to leave. She wasn't annoying at all she was just really happy, she was like you now that I think about it. She had that really bubbly vivacious personality and people loved her for it, well except Sam." John explained.
"Oh I see; that's sad. I'm sorry you lost your friend John." Kara apologized.
"I didn't loose her, every time we go to her hometown me and her hang out." He answered.
"Oh that's good." Kara said happy for John. "So how about you and Miss Keibler" Kara asked with a grin as she and John finally finished all of the food that had been put on the table.
"What about her?" John asked dodging the subject.
"Okay seriously John you're a bad liar, we've already established the fact that you like her. Now its all about how you're going to get her that is the issue." Kara explained.
"Who said I wanted to get her, maybe I don't want to get her, maybe I just want to like her from afar." John said thinking about Stacy.
"Cut the bullshit Felix you want her and you know it! So let's start planning how you can do it." Kara said diabolically.
"You sound really crazy right now… And no Kara I'm not plotting on how to get a girl." John rejected.
"Yes you are." Kara ordered.
"No I'm not" John refused as he and Kara began cleaning off the table.
"Yes you are!" Kara shouted at her brother-in-law.
'No I'm not!" John once again refused.
"YES YOU ARE!" Kara screamed heatedly.
"NO I'M NOT!" John answered with just as much ferocity.
"ARE TOO!" Kara shouted stomping her foot.
"AM NOT!" John said getting angry with Kara.
"ARE TOO!" Kara said throwing a plastic cup at his head.
"AM NOT!" John shouted picking up the plastic cup and squeezing it until it broke.
"THEN FINE I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!" Kara challenged.
"FINE!" John said pretending not to care.
"FINE THEN!" Kara said storming out of the kitchen. Kara smirked to herself and began counting inside her head '5, 4, 3, 2, 1, -'
"Kara stop itttt" John whined sounding like a child. Kara turned her head away from John as she relaxed on the sofa. "Kara cut it out," John said sitting next to her.
Kara sighed and examined her nails. "Fine I'll do it, I'll do your stupid scheme." John agreed hesitantly. Kara glared at him. "What I meant was I will do your scheme," John re-stated removing the word stupid from the sentence. Kara smiled triumphantly.
"YEHHH!" Kara said and wrapped her arms around John's neck. John started laughing because Kara tickled the back of John's neck. John picked Kara up by her waist and turned her upside down. "AHHH JOHN PUT ME DOWN!" Kara screamed as John shook her by her waist upside down.
"EMPTY THOSE POCKETS KIDS!" John said in a bully voice as he continued to shake Kara.
KNOCK KNOCK
Instead of putting Kara down, John put her over his shoulder and opened the hotel suite door.
"Is this a bad time or something?" A man's voice said.
"What's up man?" John said shaking hands with the person.
"Who's that?" Kara asked still on John's shoulder, she was facing away from the doorway.
"Yeah who's that?" The man asked referring to the girl. John put Kara down; after catching her balance Kara turned around and looked to see a broad chest in front of her face. She looked up and saw Dave Batista.
"Hi I'm Kara Cena." Kara said putting her hand out to shake Dave's. Although to Kara Dave was huge, the Big Show was bigger so she wasn't as awed by his size.
"Dave Batista." Dave introduced himself. "So you're a Cena?... I feel bad for you." Dave insulted jokingly as Kara and John moved away to let him into the room.
"Well I'm married to John's brother Matt." Kara said proudly.
"Why?" Dave said with a laugh.
"Shut up man." John said with a laugh. He and Dave always insulted one another.
"So what are you here for? You just visiting?" Dave inquired as he and Kara sat down on the sofa as John went to finish cleaning up the kitchen.
"Well I'm a temporary writer and if I like it then I can stay." Kara stated simply.
"So you're Greek right?" Dave asked with a grin.
"How'd you know?" Kara asked shocked.
"Greeks can tell Greeks." Dave said proudly.
"YOU'RE GREEK!" Kara asked excitedly.
"Yeah I'm Philippine and Greek…. What about you?" Dave asked.
"Well I'm Italian and Greek." Kara said with a smile.
"I'M ITALIAN!" John shouted from the kitchen.
"NOBODY CARES!" Dave shouted back.
"STACY DOES!" Kara shouted. Dave burst out into fits of laughter.
"SHUTUP KARA!" John shouted back from the kitchen.
"JOHN YOU'RE BLUSHING SO MUCH I CAN SEE THE GLOW FROM IN HERE!" Kara shouted back.
"So did you meet Stacy Keibler?" Dave asked.
"Yeah and she told John she missed him and he practically ran away." Kara explained.
"Yeah he gets like that when he's around her… So who else did you meet?" Dave questioned.
"Well I met Trish, Torrie, the Big Show, and uhh oh yeah Randy." Kara explained.
"Stay away from Randy, he will only bring you trouble." Dave warned.
"But he's John's best friend" Kara explained.
"Exactly." Dave said with a nod.
"Huh?" Kara said confusedly.
"Randy's a flirt… your married…. And Randy well he uhhh… ummm I don't know what way to put this to you… oh yeah I got it now, Randy wears his heart on his sleeve." Dave explained.
"I don't want Randy" Kara honestly stated with a chuckle.
"Yeah but he probably wants you, your no where near lacking in the looks department, your really far from it." Dave explained and complimented. After Kara blushed slightly she sighed.
"Randy has a girlfriend Sam, I met her and trust me it will be a memorable but not enjoyed experience." Kara informed Dave.
"YOU MET SAM!" Dave asked shocked. "I feel bad for you… did you giggle or anything like that?" Dave asked Kara.
"Huh? What?… umm I don't think so.. Wait what are you talking about?" Kara asked confused.
"uhh nothing I'm just babbling." Dave said covering up what he had said.
"Oh" Kara said looking at him suspiciously.
"So what do you guys want to do today?" John asked walking back into the room.
"I don't know it's up to you guys." Dave said with a shrug.
"Can we go shopping?" Kara said with a smile.
"NO" John and Dave said in unison.
"How about a movie." Kara suggested again.
"That will only take up like two hours of the day…" John stated.
"Okay how about two movies." Kara suggested.
"Four hours." John answered.
"Well then you think of something." Kara said with a shrug.
"Three movies!" Dave shouted.
"I just said that!" Kara said not wanting Dave to get credit for her idea.
"No no no no no, you said two movies." Dave corrected.
"Asshole" Kara said and threw a pillow at Dave.
"Okay, well what movies?" John inquired.
"How about we each pick one." Kara suggested.
"Cool" Dave answered… "Me first…. Umm 'THE HILLS HAVE EYES.' Dave answered.
"ULTRAVIOLET!" Kara shouted.
"THE MARINE!… Just joking guys ummm how about umm Date Movie?" John suggested.
"Yeah that's good, okay so we're seeing Date movie, The Hills Have Eyes, and Ultraviolet." Dave re-iterated.
"Yeah sounds like a plan." Kara said.
(Later on that day)
The time was 3:30 pm. "Can we go now?" Kara whined.
"Yeah I'm getting sick of this place we've been her since nine freaking o'clock." Dave agreed with the trio as they walked out of the movie theater.
"My movie was best." Kara said referring to Ultra Violet.
"No the Hills have eyes were the best, then Ultra Violet, Date movie sucked ass." Dave said as he, Kara, and John climbed into Dave's car.
"Yeah my movie was pretty beat…it's only three thirty, and I'm exhausted, I guess it's from waking up so early." John said as he stretched.
"I'm not tired I'm hyper!" Kara said in the back seat with a huge grin on her face.
"Man you act just like this girl I used to go out with." Dave said with a smile as he looked in the rear view mirror.
"Really who?" Kara asked interested.
"Christy Hemme" Dave explained.
"Yeah I told her that earlier." John said as he laughed.
"I miss her." Dave said with a sigh. Kara frowned she didn't like seeing her friends sad.
(Twenty minutes later)
Kara, John and Dave walked into the hotel. "Well what's a pretty girl like you doing holding onto a jackass like this?" Adam Copeland said walking up to the Trio and referring to Kara holding onto John's arm.
"She's my sister-in-law dumbass." John replied with a grin.
"Oh well in that case… I'm Adam, call me edge." Adam said holding out his hand for Kara to shake.
"I'm Kara" Kara shook his hand with a smile.
"So where are you guys coming from?" Edge asked Dave.
"The movies." Dave answered.
"Yeah me and Amy are about to go now." Edge answered.
"DON'T SEE DATE MOVIE!" Kara, John, and Dave all yelled in unison.
"Does it suck that bad guys?" Amy Dumas asked walking up.
"Yeah it really does." John answered her.
"Hi I'm Amy who are you?" Amy greeted Kara.
"I'm Kara Cena." Kara introduced herself.
"Oh so your who Trish was telling me all about." Amy said with a grin.
"Only good things I hope." Kara said still weary of the WWE Diva's.
"Yeah only good things… she really likes you." Lita assured her.
"C'mon Amy we're going to be late lets go… See you guys later." Adam said slapping hands with John and Dave.
"We should hang out or something soon… Nice meeting you!" Amy shouted as she walked out of the hotel with Adam.
"YOU TO!" Kara replied to her retreating figure.
"KARA!… KARA!" John's sister-in-law turned around to the sound of someone calling her name.
"Oh hey Trish." Kara greeted.
"Hey… Me and the girls were wondering if you wanted to go shopping with us, and then out to eat." Trish said excitedly and out of breath from running over to Kara.
"Sure, who's going?" Kara said.
"Well me of course hehe, and you met Stacy, and Torrie, Maria you didn't meet her but she is really nice, Melina, and Krystal." Trish explained.
"Okay sounds good." Kara said ready to walk away.
"It's all set then." Trish said and was about to walk away when John grabbed Kara's hand.
"Uh uh, no no no no no, it's not happening." John told Kara.
"WHAT? Why?" Kara asked sounding like a teenage girl complaining to her father.
"Because I don't want to go, and since I'm not going, something could happen to you if I'm not there to take care of you." John explained crossing his arms.
"LIKE WHAT! It's shopping John." Kara exclaimed.
"You could get shot, hit by a car, mugged and rubbed or whatever, raped, killed, arrested, mobbed, kidnapped, set on fire, decapitated, stalked or taken hostage and a lot of other stuff! The list is endless." John said exasperated.
"Oh John chill out it's not like anything is going to happen to her there will be seven of us." Trish argued.
"I don't care…. if something happens to her I'm in big trouble." John shook his head not giving up. Trish looked over at her friends in the corner of the lobby and tilted her head towards John.
"John please this is stupid I'm an adult! I'm twenty four years old!" Kara said getting angry with John. One of the stipulations to Matt allowing her to go away with John was she had to do what John said, and when for her 'safety'
"PLEASE LET HER GO JOHN! I'D BE EVER SO APPRECIATIVE!" Torrie said out of no-where hugging John.
"Yeah john all we want to do is buy some clothessss!" Melina said hugging John.
"Yeah John… Girls just want to have fun!" Maria added as she hugged John also.
"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR AND WHIP CREAM ON TOP!" Trish said now hugging John herself.
"Please Felix." Kara said and made a pouty face. 'That'll do it' Kara thought with a smile on her face inside.
"I don't know you guys." John said shaking his head starting to give way because Kara was pouting.
"C'mon man, we didn't want to go shopping with her earlier so just let her go now." Dave reasoned.
"Well I don't know" John said still not budging.
"Please John?" A sweet angelic voice spoke. John looked up to see Stacy looking at John hopefully.
"Fine" John said letting out a sigh.
"YEHH!" All the girls yelled giddily.
"Alright now where are you guys going?" John asked Trish.
"To Short Hills mall. It's only fifteen minutes away… SCOUTS HONOR!" Trish said raising her right hand.
"Okay then, Kara call me at five o'clock to check in with me. Do you have money?" John asked her.
"Yeah." Kara assured him.
John sighed and shook his head. He took out his wallet and handed her his credit card even though she said she had money… Hey you could always run out, he had to be sure. "Don't abuse it and don't loose it!" John warned. Kara hugged John and laughed as he kissed her on her forehead. "Be safe, and don't forget to call me at five!" John warned.
"I WON'T!" Kara shouted as she and the girls began walking out of the hotel.
"KARA WAIT!" John said running up to her. "Put this on. It'll be night time in a little while and you'll get cold." John said taking off his Boston Red Sox jacket.
"But I don't like the red sox! I'm a Yankees girl." Kara told John with a scrunched up face.
"I don't care what you are, the only thing that I care that you aren't is cold!" John said zipping Kara up in the over sized jacket. The girls looked at Kara in the jacket and laughed.
"Aww Kara you look so cute in John's jacket." Trish said with a chuckle.
"Yeah I bet I do." Kara said sarcastically as she, Trish, Torrie, and Stacy, climbed into Trish's car. Melina, Krystal, and Maria climbed into Melina's car and pulled off. "Let's get out of here so I can take this dumb jacket off." Kara said with a huff.
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