hey hey hey! yes, IM ALIVE! yeah, ive been busy, so i haven't been able to update a soon as i hoped i would. (aka. i was reading a REALLY long fanfiction, that had a sequel, and another sequel, and another...so yeah.) But the point is IM BACK! so sit back, and enjoy this wonderfull story from the depths of my twisted imaginaition. XD

also, thanks to Happy-yellow-ferret for following the story! XD

"SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD HAMBURGER LOVING FREAK!" Romano screamed at America.

"NO! IT'S IGGY'S FAULT FOR LEAVING A STUPID WAND JUST LYING ABOUT! I MEAN, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?" America shouted, pointing his finger over at England.

"SHUT UP! FIRST OFF, MY NAMES NOT IGGY, ITS ENGLAND! SECOND, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU JUST GO STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF!" England shouted.

"YEAH WELL-!"

"EVERYONE SHUT-UP!" Germany

"Germany?" Everyone said.

"look, we need to figure out how were going to deal with this. fist, i think we need to get clothes. obviously, we can't were this stuff everywere, ya? We should also figure out were we should stay for the time being, we could stay in hotels-"

"No, it's okay Germany, you guys should stay here. that way we can fix you guys as soon as possible." England said, interupting Germany.

"ja, that would be nice; thank you."

"it's fine really."

"ja, but-"

"OKAY, KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE STUPID MANNERS!" America shouted, feeling like this would go on forever.

" America's right west, lets just go get some clothes already." Prussia said, tapping his foot.

"but wait-" England started, but was interupted by a very pissed off italian.

"OH MY GOD, WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT!?"

"Romano! stop being so mean~!"

"Shut up Venciano, i'm just hurrying them up."

"but you didn't have to shout."

"fine, continue, you stupid limey."

"um... thanks?" England responded, slightly confused on how to react. "Anyway, us "girls" need to use different names in public. We can't use our usual fake names for obvious reasons. I guess i'll go by Alice, what about everyone else."

"kesesese~ I'm totally using Julia!" Prussa declared

"hey!~ Julia's an italian name!" Italy whined.

"Nope! I'm spelling it with a J, not a stupid G! why do you care anyway? not like you're changing your name, right?"

"yeah, but i want Romano to be Julia!"

"no way in hell im being a "Julia"! Besides, I already decided i'm gonna be Lovina."

"Okay, so we have an Alice, a Julia, and a Lovina. What about you Germany?" England asked.

"Well, I guess i'll be Monica..." Germany replied.

"ooohh, i like Monica! it's so pretty~" Italy said

"uh...ja, thanks." Germany said, looking to the side so Italy woukdn't see his face turn red. 'Why won't it stop? Maybe I'm sick or something.' he thought to himself. Ever since he had turned into a girl, his face kept getting red whenever Italy smiled, or even talked to him! Germany, personally, thought it was kind of a nuisance, and hoped it would stop soon. But part of him liked it, because he always felt really warm inside when it happened.

"Okay then! lets go!" America shouted, pulling England behind him. About two minuets later, everyone had piled into the car exept for Prussia.

"what are you doing Prussia? get in the car!" America said, honking the car horn.

" give the awesome me a minuet! i need to make a phone call!"

"kay, hurry up!" America reasponded. Chucking to himself, Prussia flipped open his phone, (which totally did NOT have a my little pony screen saver), and went to his speed dial.

"hola?" a voice said from the other side of the phone.

"Hello Spain! wait till you hear what happenend!

***** ****** ***** meanwhile, in asia ***** ***** *****

China woke up, reaching for his hello kitty alarm clock. It was really early in the morning, just as it always was when he woke up. he always enjoyed getting up super early, so that he could take a walk in his backyard. today when he eoke up though, he felt a little weird. he ignored it though, and went down stairs to make himself some tea. When he got there. He noticed a particular Russian was sitting at his table, eating some of his left overs from last night.

"Russia? Whatc are you doing here? and why are you eating my food?" China asked, snatching the container away from him.

"awwww, but i love your food!"

"no! my food-aru!" China said. he was gonna continue, but all of the sudden, Russia got a weird look on his face.

"whats the matter?"

"um, China..."

"yes?"

"have you always been a girl?"

"what! im not a-" China started to say, but as he looked down...

"AIYAHH!"

Well! there ya go! This chapter was soooooo long! (okay, not really) but anyway, hoped ya liked it 3 review please! XD