sorry I haven't writen in a while, major writers block(and lazyness) any way introducing the piarites who don't do anything-veggie tales. Aro is larry, marcus is pa grape, and caius is mr lunt.(oh and jane is narrarater)
Disclaimer:sadly I do not own the volturi or the piarates who don't do anything(SOBNESS)
Marcus:where do you pick these things up?
Aro:the internet...Jane you ready?
Jane:Anything for you(hehehe)
Aro:Okay go
Caius:Isnt that a band?
Aro:Oh yeah
Marcus: lets just get this over with
Jane:Joining us are Aro, Marcus, and Caius who make up the infamous gang of scalliwags the pirates who dont do any thing.
All(except jane):We are the pirates who dont do anything! We just stay home and lay around and if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you...
Aro:We dont do anything!!!!
Marcus: Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
and I've never been to Moscow, and I've never been to Tampa and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
All: Cuz' we're the pirates who dont do anything we just stay home and lay around and if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you...
Caius: We don't do anything. And I've never hoist the mainstay, and I've never swabbed the poop deck, and I never veer the starboard
cuz' I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank, and I never owned a parrot and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
All:Cuz' we're the pirates who dont do anything we just stay home and lay around and if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you...We dont do anything.
Aro: Well Ive never plucked a rooster, and I'm not to good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
Marcus: Huh? Whats a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?
Caius: Hey thats right! We're suposed to talk about pirate-y things.
Marcus: and who's ever kissed a chipmunk. Thats just nonsense! Why even bring it up! Am I right? What do you think?
Caius: I think you look like captain crunch.
Marcus:What? Do not!
Caius: Do too!
Marcus: Thats it, you're walking the plank.
Caius: Says who?
Marcus:Says the captain thats who.
Caius: Oh yeah, aye aye captain crunch!
Aro: And I've never licked a spark plug and I've sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
and Ive never bathed in yogurt and I dont look good in leggings...
Marcus: you just dont get it!
All:and we've never been to boston in the fall!
Marcus: Aro I've never understood you.
Jane:I love you Aro.
Aro:Hmmm, What was that?
Jane(blushing):Oh nothing...
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