YAY I'm BACK in black!

Grover: You're wearing a white undershirt and blue jeans.

...Shut up

Annabeth: So we're doing Tyson now?

Percy: That sounds VERY wrong

Annabeth: -punches Percy" shoulder- Baka...

All: Huh:?

Annabeth: It means idiot in Jappenesse

Anyways...

20 WAYS TO ANNOY TYSON THE CYCLOPS!

1) Destroy all Peanut butter in the world

2) Tell him that Percy did that and that he also burns Cyclops

3) Snicker as he goes to blubber to Percy to see if he did that

4) When he comes back tell him you have an army of Sphinx

5) Tell him that to make you a good sword and if he doesn't you'll unleash your army

6) If he believes you unleash them.

7) If he doesn't unleash them anyways

8) Tell him Percy and Annabeth died...

9)…….Because Polyphumus the Cyclopes killed them

10) Turn the "fish ponies" evil

11) Laugh as he gets chased

12) Laugh HARD as he cries and floods the camp with tears

13) Tell him that Poseidon called him "a worthless crybaby"

14)……….And that he isn't really his son

15) Chain him up and torture him…..by eating his personnel Peanut Butter collection

16) Finding out he needs glasses

17) Telling him you'll buy them

18) Getting his glasses to find them for glasses for people with two eyes

19) Laugh and run

20) Force him to sing "My Dirty Secret" in a webcam

"This person is a monster!" Percy said in awe as he saw the email

"Hey……" Tyson said clearly offended

"You know what I mean." Percy said as he rolled his eyes

"If he keeps doing this who knows what he'll do" Annabeth said

"Wait, how is this exactly evil?" Grover said confused.

"Well………um…….." Percy said "……….um…….wait did I say "um" already?"

"Look it's very a f(bleep)ing annoying!!" Annabeth said

"……………………." Every was surprised by her language

"So do we start to look for him now?" Percy said.

"Of course!" Annabeth said as she got a bag ready to leave. Then Annabeth's laptop Yahoo Messenger is heard. They turn their head to see 20 WAYS TO ANNOY…………….

Who is it? Well it is…………well I don't know. I'm not sure to pick Luke or Thalia next! You guys decide! And I have to study for my Calculus test

Grover: You're a senior?

Nope I am a Junior

All: -Gasp-

IS THAT SO F(BLEEP)ING HARD TO BELIVE THAT! I AM SMART TOO YA KNOW!

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