AIM Chapter 4 Proof and Evidence
IamTheLeader: I have proof Konan.
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Do you really?
IamTheLeader: Of course…
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Wow…how did you find out?
IamTheLeader: I was going to tell them they had a mission…but when I walked in…
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Oh my god…no way!
IamTheLeader: Yep, they were making out.
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW HIDAN AND KAKUZU WERE GAY!
IamTheLeader: So how did your search go?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: That's not important right now! Did you take a picture of Hidan and Kakuzu?
IamTheLeader: I'll send you the blackmail pictures.
IamTheLeader has sent you 3 pictures! View now?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Wow…that's hot.
IamTheLeader: Konan, that hurts me…
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Well go make out with Itachi or something! That'd be hot too!
IamTheLeader: I'm OK thanks. Besides…weren't you finding evidence on Itachi and Kisame anyway?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Ah yes, I saw them hugging, and Kisame helping Itachi wash his face for some reason. I'd say that's pretty good evidence. Other then the fact that Itachi started bleeding from Kisame's shark skin…it was sweet!
IamTheLeader: I am quite proud to say that we are better matchmakers then Deidara…next target?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Deidara himself.
IamTheLeader: With…Tobi?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: EW HELL NO! WITH SASORI OF COURSE!
IamTheLeader: OK sorry…and then…Zestu and Tobi? Won't Zetsu eat him?!
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: That's the test…if he doesn't eat him…he loves him!
IamTheLeader: And if he does?
Blue/Haired/Flower/Lover: Well, then we need a new member.