A/N: Thanks for the reviews. Please try to make this more popular. I really don't know why people haven't read this till now.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to The Underworld. Hades meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in.
So Hades opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says "No, please show me the next room".
Hades shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again.
Finally, Hades shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes.
So the guy says, "I'll choose this room". Hades says O.K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, "Well, it could be worse", when the door opens. Hades pops his head around, and says "O.K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!"