Okay, now it's time for part two of this chapter. Also, the Gyrados team was a member short, so Ty the Staraptor will be on the Great Gyrados. Thank you moonbeam for letting me know about that. Now that's out of the way, let's begin!
Chapter 2: Camping Sucks Pt 2
"W-what the f*ck? Why are we up here!?" Yelled Hydra who's freezing.
"I hate to agree with her, but aren't we in the middle of an Island?" Asked Dew
"Zzt…The weather conditions of this area doesn't make any geographical sense at all. Ztt" Replied Delta in his monotone voice.
"Shut up! Your face doesn't make any sence!" Shouted Rayquaza.
"Zttt…Neither does your insults…Zttt" The Magnezone retorted as half of the campers laughed as the dragon type was about to blow a fuse.
"Let me handle this." Spoke Suicune as she pulled out an air horn and squeezed it with one of her tails. Everyone (at least the ones with arms) quickly covered their ears from the loud noise.
"Ah! What the hell was that for?!" Yelled Bane who's rubbing his head.
"Campers, today we're not doing a cliff diving challenge." Suicune said as everyone cheered.
"But, we're going to do a snowboarding challenge!" She finished as everyone just stared at her blankly for a few seconds.
"Snowboarding?" Asked Static. "That shouldn't be too bad."
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Ty: *flaps wings furiously* Okay, I've seen shows like this before, and I'm pretty sure he jinxed us.
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"Well, look down the mountain slope." Instructed Rayquaza as everyone went wide-eyed, even the most serious contestants. Down the mountain are a series of obstacles. The most common are explosives that are set up and a series of pitfall traps with some have flames erupting from it.
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Ty: *stares angrily at the camera* What did I tell you?
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Grant: Great….we are going to die here.
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Omega: Perfect. Static will be my first target.
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"Okay, the rules are simple. Grab a board, go down the mountain, and avoid the traps. The first five members of one team that successfully makes it down wins. Any questions?" Asked Rayquaza everyone raised their hand/paw/appendage.
"If it involves you getting hurt or getting killed in this challenge, please put your hand down." Instructed Suicune as almost everyone did.
"Okay, what is it?" Asked Suicune.
"What if you don't have any limbsss such assss legsss?" Asked Shadin.
"Also only a few of us can levitate." Explained Charles.
*sigh* Alright, fine Delta, Omega, Hal, Artemis, Apollo, Ty, Vincent, and Shadin has immunity for this challenge.
"What!?" Shouted almost everyone.
"Hey, what about me?" Asked Kimmie.
"You got those arms on your head. They'll count, and you're still in." Explained Rayquaza.
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Kimmy: I hate this show already.
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Bane: Perfect, this is the perfect time for me to get rid of Grant.
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"Now, are there any more questions?" Asked Rayquaza as nobody responded.
"Good, now everyone grab a snowboard and start at the starting line." Ordered Rayquaza as everyone did as they're told.
"Now ready, set go!" Rayquaza shouted as he pulled out a starting pistol as the campers went down the mountain. Moments before a Braviary fell dead on the ground. Rayquaza and Suicune stared at each other in shock.
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Rayquaza: I would like to inform you that none of this happened the way as you may think. The actual cause of death was from natural causes.
*crying and screaming is heard from outside* Help! Someone's killed my Gerald!'
Rayquaza just looked at the camera stunned. "Oh sh-
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The campers are sliding down the mountain slope at and a really good pace avoiding the traps that littered the mountainside. Some of the more bipedal pokémon such as Alistar, Claws, Dew, Bane, Static, Grant, Ally, and Tyson (surprisingly) were in the lead. They were soon followed by Nexus, M.P.S., Laxish, Cloud, Sam, Misty, and Camille. Everyone else is slowly following behind.
"Hey douchebag, let's see if you can block this. Ice Beam!" Bane shot a freezing beam of ice at Grant just inches away from hitting him.
"Hey, we can't use any moves! Could we?" Asked Static as he narrowly missed the same Ice Beam that was fired from Bane.
"ACTUALLY, YOU CAN!" Shouted Rayquaza with a megaphone.
"Well, if that's the case…Aqua Jet!" Dew crouched down on his board as he was covered in a cocoon of water. He launched off the slope, narrowly missing a pitfall trap and a few explosives as he made it across the finish line.
"THAT'S ONE POINT FOR THE GYRADOS!" Announced Rayquaza.
Grant is still avoiding the Ice Beams fired at him by Bane. Bane finally hit the Grovyle as he froze his feet to his board.
"Ha! Let's see you get out of this one!" The Weavile taunted as Grant just looked at him and smile.
"What the f*** are you smiling at?" Sneered Bane as he turned around and fell into a flaming pitfall. Grant eventually made it to the finish line followed by Laxish.
"THAT'S 2 GYRADOS, 1 LEAVANNIES!" Yelled Rayquaza.
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Bane: *Wrapped in bandages* I am going to kill that lizard!...Ow!
"Okay, this is too easy for them." Spoke Suicune to Rayquaza.
"I have to agree with you." The dragon type replied as he carried an evil smile. He then took a remote control as he pushed a button. Dozens of explosives were set off the middle of the mountain causing a huge avalanche. The remaining campers panicked at what they've witnessed as a most of the campers were caught by the rushing snow.
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Cloud: Okay, this is the one time that I wish I have my stunt double.
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Alistar: Now I'm convinced that the hosts are trying to kill us.
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Claws is having a lot of trouble as the avalanche is catching up to him. He closed his eyes as he braced for impact.
"Quick Attack!" The Sableye heard a voice as he was dragged off his board by a pokémon. He looked up and saw Static as he carried her to the finish line.
"You're ok buddy?" The Pikachu asked as he let go of Claws.
"Buddy?" Thought The Sableye thought to himself. "Uh, yeah thanks. I'm fine." He said before walking off.
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Static: It's kinda sad to see him by himself. Claws do look like that he needed a friend.
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Claws: That's really nice for Static to help me there, maybe this place wouldn't be so bad after all.
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Tyson was avoiding the traps easily as more than anyone. He then went towards one of the explosives which sent him flying and landing perfectly around the finish line.
*Gyrados 3/ Leavannies 4*
"Nice Job Tyson." Spoke Vincent as he flew towards the Scraggy.
*Snore* *Snore* Tyson said nothing as he stood up sleeping as everyone either sweat dropped or fell down.
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Omega: Okay, how the hell is he able to do that in his sleep!? If only he isn't a dark type then I could read his mind.
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Dew: Okay, this Tyson is probably just as much bad-ass if not more than a certain Blaziken I know.
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"GYRADOS, LEAVANNIES, BOTH OF YOU NEED ONE TEAM MEMBER TO MAKE IT TO THE FINISH LINE!" Rayquaza announced as Ally just made it past the finish line. Those who didn't make it are either being unfrozen by fire type interns or carried off to the infirmary. The only two pokémon that is still on the course is Hydra and Pipper.
"Please let Hydra lose, please let Hydra lose." Dew said to himself.
"Come on Pipper! You're in the lead, just don't stop!" Shouted Charles from the sidelines.
"Okay, I won't….Oooh a tree!" Pipper said as she jumped off her board and went to a tree unknowingly rigged with explosives as Hydra crossed the finish line.
"And the Gyrados win the first challenge!" Announced Suicune as the remaining Gyrados team members cheered (except for Dew) and the Leavannies groaned in disappointment.
Rayquaza flew down to the remaining campers as he carried a smile on his face. "Oh' Leavannies, you were so close to winning this. You and the rest of your teammates must meet us Suicune and I at the bonfire ceremony tonight.
"Why the f*** did you try to get us killed?!" Shouted Hydra.
"Isn't it obvious? Everyone like watching someone get hurt. If someone gets hurt it makes for better ratings." Rayquaza explained with a smug expression as the Deino growled at him.
"Uh, should we get Pipper?" Asked Artemis.
"Nah." Said Suicune. "She should be here in 3…2…1…" Just as Suicune counted, a large explosion was heard as everyone looked up and saw the Pachirisu sent flying straight into their direction and crashed into the snow at the finish line. She quickly pulled herself out as she snow as if nothing has happened.
"Ooh that was really fun, did you see the way I was flying? I was like Boom! And then I was flying far better than an Emolga…" Pipper kept talking as her team glared at her angrily.
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Omega: Static will wait. Right now Pipper is gone, I can tell that she's just too annoying.
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Sam: Definitely Pipper
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Static: Sorry Pipper, you cost us the challenge.
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"Welcome Leavannies to your first elimination ceremony!" Announced Suicune.
"Unlike most Total Pokémon shows, instead of poffins or rare candies, your symbol for immunity are these!" Rayquaza pulled off a table cloth as there are small wooden heads of all of the Leavanny team.
"Ok…this is kinda creepy." Commented Laxish as he ate a lava cookie from his fur.
"Now remember, if you are voted off, you must walk the Dock of Shame and ride the Lapras of Losers where you will never return…EVER!" Suicune explained.
"If I call out your name, you're safe. Kitty, Hal, Angel, Sam, Apollo, Artemis, Alistar, Bane, Charles, Adelina, Omega, and Claws."
"What!? Who voted for me!?" Yelled Static angrily.
"Shut up, I don't know. But Pipper, you caused your team the challenge. So the first pokémon eliminated tonight is…
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"Pipper, Static you're safe." Said Rayquaza as he tossed him his head.
"Aww, I'm gone already? Well see ya!" The Pachirisu exclaimed as she ran to the dock and got on her Lapras.
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Pipper: Well it's a bummer that I'm gone so soon. The pokémon I want to win would be Static, or Laxish. Well, that's all that I can say for now bye!
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"Now that's over, everyone go back to your cabins. You'll need your rest for the next challenge.
*Gyrados Guy's Cabin*
The guys are in the cabin celebrating their first win. Tyson laid in one of the beds sleeping, while Cloud is talking to Kuro who's curious about the clothes s/he is wearing. Dew is looking out the window slightly paranoid about Hydra as Shadin and Vincent tried to calm him down. Brody is looking at himself in a mirror, while M.P.S. is eating a large bucket of ice cream as Nexus and Grant sat by themselves. Delta is just levitating in the center of the room.
*Gyrados Girls Cabin*
"THAT BASTARD! I'LL KILL HIM!" Shouted Hydra as the girls stood in the opposite room from the pissed off dragon as she's sharpening a bunch of needles.
"Uh, what do you have against Dew in the first place?" Asked Camille."
"Otter and Rat already told you, I fell in love with him and he never returned any feeling to me!" Growled Hydra. "He prefer that Monferno bitch over me instead, but I guess that I should be glad since she chose some Bisharp over him. Really, I'm not crazy. Am I?"
The girls just stood there afraid what to say.
"AM I!?" She yelled as the girls quickly ran out of the cabin.
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Camille: Dew, I do not blame you for being afraid of her.
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Kimmy: Toppyoushimonai (Crazy)
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*Leavanny Girls Cabin*
Unlike the Gyrados's girls cabins, there aren't that many girls here. Adelina tried to talk with Kitty who is ignoring her, while Artemis is planning something.
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Artemis: This isn't good, besides myself, there are only two other girls here since Pipper is gone. I need to do something in order to make it far.
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*Leavanny Guy's Cabin*
Not that much is happening in the guy's cabin. Bane is plotting his revenge on Grant while Static, Charles and Alistar were trying to talk to Claws. Angel is sleeping while Laxish is eating dozens of berries he stole from the mess hall. Hal is in his "sleep mode" while Sam just stared out a window. Meanwhile, Omega is plotting something as he sat on his bed.
"Hmm, I need a pawn to help me, but who?" He thought to himself. "All of these people here are complete idiots, but I guess…" He turned to look at Bane who's plotting against grant.
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Omega: Perfect
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Looks like Omega has something planned with Bane, who will be targeted? Will Hydra stay? What secrets will be revealed? And will both of the teams get better names? Find out next time on Total Pokémon Insane Island!