This chapter includes our other sister Jessica. Her runescape name is Jessicaw14 if you want to talk to her later.
Rune Thief
The demon that took Katie and Rachel to Pete way back in the first chapter has holding a level 30 girl in mith armor. "Help me I'm just a poor noob!" the girl's name was Jessica. "Hey let's help that poor noob!" Rachel said. "But why?" Katie asked. "How are we going to defeat that demon?" Ike asked. "I have a plan!" the noob said.
5 minutes later…
"1…2…3!" shouted the noob. The group rolled Ike down the hill and Ike rolled over the demon killing him instantly. Jessica popped free. "Good job on saving the poor noob Ike!" Mike said helping Ike off the dead demon. "Poor? I'm not poor I have 200k!" Jessica laughed. "Kill her!" Mike shouted and ran towards her but Katie jumped in front of him.
"We we're once noobs ourselves!" she said. "Katie you're still a noob!" Bob pointed out. "Hey you know what? Shut up Bob!" Katie said. "Well thanks for saving me. Where are you guys going?" Jessica asked. "We're going to see Pete the dragon!" the noob announced. "Oh I know Pete." Jessica said. "You know Pete?" Katie asked. "Yeah sure Pete is my father's uncle's second cousin's former roommate." Jessica nodded. "So what is Pete to you?" Bob the skeleton asked scratching his skull.
"I just told you! He's my father's uncle's-" Jessica started. "Ok that's not important right now!" Rachel shouted. "How do we get to Pete? Ike killed the demon!" she complained. "I can take you to him." Jessica said "Just follow the yellow brick road!" Everyone looked around. "What yellow brick road?" Mike asked. "Oh I mean just follow the rainbow!" Jessica corrected. "What rainbow?" Katie asked. "Why didn't you people bring a map?" Jessica asked. Everyone shrugged. "Fine just follow me."
It wasn't long until Jessica led them to the mouth of a cave. "This is where Pete lives." She said. "Uh I have to go!" the noob ran off away from the cave. "I was just starting to get use to him." Rachel sighed. "What are we waiting for!" Ike shouted and ran into the cave. A burst of fire shot out the cave. "Ike!" Mike screamed. Bob put his hand on Mike's shoulder "He's bar-b-que now."
"Let's take this moment to remember Ike." Rachel said. "Why? I didn't even know him!" Jessica said out loud. "Yeah he was kind of annoying anyway." Katie added. "I never really like him either." Said the mysterious old man. "Why do you keep following us?" Katie shouted. "I hate you!" the old man ran away.
"So…who is going to go in first?" Rachel asked. "I'll go! After all I'm already dead." Bob said as he walked into the cave. "Before you go Bob there is something I have to tell you!" Katie said. "What is it Katie?" Bob asked. "I love you." Katie said. "What about me?" Mike screamed. "Oh please boy you were just a booty call!" Katie laughed. "Oh you go girl!" Jessica high-fived Katie. "Why do I hang out with you people?" Rachel asked.
"We can't let Bob go by himself let's all go!" Katie said. "Yeah!" everyone agreed. They all ran inside the cave. However Katie stayed outside. "Suckers." Rachel ran back outside and pulled Katie along.
Inside the cave Pete was picking at Ike's cooked body. "Should I eat him? He is pretty fat he might ruin my appetite. But then again I'm very hungry. Yeah I guess I should eat him." With that Pete swallowed Ike whole. "Oh no! Heartburn!" he squealed. "Now's our chance!" Bob shouted. They all ran out from behind the rock and charged at Pete with their weapons raised.
5 seconds later…
Pete was standing on Mike and Bob while holding Katie and Rachel in each of his hands. Jessica was sitting on a nearby rock. "Boo! Come on you guys you can beat him!" she cheered. Pete blew some fire at Jessica. Her face turned black and her hair stood up. "Well nice knowing you guys!" Jessica waved and hid behind the rock. Pete laughed "You really thought you could defeat me?"
"Well…yes actually it's a pretty long story you see we started out in the-" Rachel started. "Shut up I don't care!" Pete bellowed "I'm going to eat you all!" "I don't think so!" a boy stepped into the cave he was a level 126. "Who are you?" Rachel asked. "I'm the noob!" the boy said proudly. "But I thought your account was banned." Rachel gasped. "They appealed it. Now if you'll excuse me I have some dragon butt to kick!" the boy said flipping his hair out of his eyes.
"Hey how much money do you got?" Jessica called from behind the rock. The boy ignored her and started to fight with Pete. Rachel and Katie were dropped and Bob and Mike we're un-stepped on. "Go new guy!" Mike cheered. "Whoo!" Katie started the wave with her friends.
5 minutes later…
The boy only had 6 hitpoints left but Pete still had 10. "We got to help the noob!" Rachel shouted. Just then Pete hit the boy with a 5. "I've got you now!" Pete laughed. Out of nowhere Bob, Katie, Rachel, Mike, and Jessica ran up to Pete all hitting him at the same exact time. "No!" Pete screamed as he curled up and died a most hideous death.
"We did it!" Katie shouted. The former noob walked over to Rachel "Will you go out with me?" he asked again. "Heck yes I will!" Rachel shouted. Bob walked up to Katie and asked "Will you go out with me?" Katie shook her head "I can't date a dead guy." Mike walked over to Jessica "Will you go out with me?" he asked. Jessica thought a moment. Mike was a level 50 maybe he would give her free stuff. "Okay sure why not!" "I'm so proud of all of you!" the mysterious old man said as he magically appeared.
"Congratulations for killing Pete the magic Dragon you all win a fabulous cruise to the famous runescape theme park Dragon Land!" the old man cheered. "Yay!" everyone shouted. "Except you!" the old man said to Katie. "Please I'm sorry I love you old dude!"
"Fine you can come." The old man agreed and took them all to Dragon Land. "Yay! Let's go ride stuff!" Katie shouted. "Yes with my new friends!" the old man cried. "Your not our friend go away!" Katie said to him as they walked off. "One day Katie…I'll get you for this. One day!" the mysterious old man growled and disappeared.
The End
Sequel?