All of the mutants on board the jet sat in silence, taking in the information that they had just heard, for a total of five seconds. Once those five seconds were up, Kurt started screaming incoherent words, Evan and Pietro started blaming each other for everything that was happening, Wanda glared at Pyro for no apparent reason, Rogue rolled her eyes at everything that was going on, Remy surveyed his deck of cards and both Logan and Sabertooth started growling.
And for obvious reasons Mystique, Ororo and Magneto did nothing, considering the fact that all three of them were unconscious and strapped to gurneys.
After ten seconds of this confusion, and odd actions, considering the fact that all of their lives were in danger, Rogue got bored of it all and decided to get everyone's attention by screaming,
"Ok, Ah have mah cell phone, which oddly enough has reception up here, Ah'll just call the institute, and ask them which buttons to press for the backup jets, okay." Rogue announced, pulling out her cell phone.
"After your done can I burn it?" John asked, earning him odd glances, but of course he did not notice them and went on smiling like a maniac.
"I worry about you, mon ami." Remy sighed.
"Back to what actually mattahs, ya'll good with the plan?" Rogue asked, managing to glare at Remy at the same time.
"Fine by me, Kurt and Logan, you two pilot this thing; we still have some of the fuel left." Wanda ordered.
"Wait, can't we just land the jet?" Evan asked.
"Yes, because landing the jet on water makes perfect sense." Rogue rolled her eyes.
Kurt got right to work, while Logan just raised an eyebrow at her, crossing his arms. Wanda just glared, and Logan just glared back, still sitting in the pilot chair.
Wanda glared even harder, and Rogue started tapping her foot, then Logan growled and started piloting the plane.
"Wait, Rogue, you vere supposed to put zhe fuel in zhe jet." Kurt said, remembering that.
"Ah told Swamp Rat tah do it." Rogue shrugged.
"I told Sabertooth to do it." Remy held up his hands in his defence.
"I told Pyro to do it." Sabertooth growled.
Everyone looked over to Pyro, who was now staring off into space, then back at Sabertooth.
"So maybe that wasn't the best move ever." Sabertooth growled.
Everybody else just gave him a look that screamed You think. Sabertooth just growled at them, and Rogue rolled her eyes and got back to giving people jobs.
"Evan, Pietro and Wanda yah three watch over Mystique, Ororo and Magneto and tell us if they wake up. Pyro….uh…..just stay out of the way…and Remy yah make sure that he stays out of the way." Rogue commanded.
Both Remy and Pyro bowed, and Pyro immediately sat down Indian style on the floor and started playing with his thumbs, while everyone else went to their respective jobs.
"What about me?" Sabertooth growled.
"Well…uh….yah get tah kill Pyro if he breaks somethin'." Rogue replied shrugging.
"Try not to stain the jet with his blood, it freaks out the new mutants." Evan added.
"Vould you call zhem already! I don't vant to die!" Kurt yelled out, obviously frustrated.
"Ah will, ah will, jeez don't get yah knickers in a twist, granny." Rogue held up her hands in defense.
"Now would be a good time to call." Logan added.
"Okay, okay ah get it, ah get it, ah'm dialin' as fast as ah can." Rogue replied.
RING RING RING
"Mutant Manor, Bobby speaking, but if you're hot, a girl and single, you can call me Ice-Man." Bobby said, picking up the phone.
Rogue rolled her eyes and replied "Not the best way tah get a date, Ice boy."
"Jeez Rogue, how any times do I have to tell you! My name is Ice Man!" Bobby whined.
Oh yeah, because men whine like three year olds.
"Bobby! That's not like how you're supposed to like answer the phone!" Kitty shouted in the background.
"Well I want to call this place Mutant Manor! What's wrong with that!" Bobby yelled back.
"Ow, that hurt mah ear, a lot." Rogue muttered, rubbing her now throbbing ear.
"It's supposed to be answered Xavier Institute, you know that Bobby." Rahne added.
"Yeah, can you like answer the phone right for once?" Kitty sighed.
"But it is Mutant Manor." Bobby whined.
"Hello! Anyone there? Ah need some help here!"Rogue shouted into the phone.
"That like does not matter." Kitty replied.
"Well I'm with Bobby on this one, chica. Think of the possibility's, we can remodel and everything, it'll be great when we're done!" Jubilee chimed in.
"Now that I think about it the remodeling would be nice. We might even be able to get our own rooms." Rahne added.
"Like that would happen chica." Jubilee snorted.
"A girl can dream." Rahne shrugged.
"What is this, ignore Rogue day?" Rogue sniped.
"Alright, I'm like in." Kitty agreed.
"Well then let's go talk to the professor about this." Bobby announced.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Well what did you find out?"Evan asked.
"We might be remodeling and renaming the institute to Mutant Manor." Rogue replied.
Maybe we should do that…but it might be a little too expensive.
Can yah go five minutes without trying tah enter mah mind?
Maybe.
If yah do ah'll give yah five bucks.
Deal.
"Great. And that's supposed to help us with this low fuel problem that we're having how?" Logan asked.
"Ah'll call again." Rogue replied.
"Attah girl." Logan nearly smiled.
RING RING RING
"Xavier Institute, Jean speaking. How can I help you?" Jean asked.
"Well you're not the person who ah was hopin' fah, but at least yah're more mentally stable then Bobby." Rogue said
"Uh, thanks… I think. Rogue, aren't you supposed to be on vacation?" Jean asked.
"It's Mutant Manor!" Bobby yelled in the background.
Ah thought he left…
"Great, this again. Notice the sarcasm in mah voice." Rogue complained.
"It is and always will be the Xavier Institute; nothing you can say will change that Bobby." Jean replied.
"Great, now that that's ovah and done with how about we get back tah what ah was talkin' about." Rogue said, practically to herself.
"Well I can yell Mutant Manor a lot so that it annoys you. That could always work. Mutant Manor! Mutant Manor! Mutant Manor!" Bobby chanted.
"Xavier Institute!"
"Mutant Manor!"
He's probably stickin' his tongue out right abou' now.
"Xavier Institute!"
"Mutant Manor!"
"Dang it Bobby! You iced my arms together! Jean screamed, hanging up the phone.
Then a loud muffled screaming was heard and Bobby added "And I iced your mouth shut, you're so much more pleasant to talk to this way."
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Vell did you find out anything useful?" Kurt asked.
"Depends, do yah find the fact that Jeans arms are iced together, and that her mouth is iced over useful?" Rogue asked.
"No, but I find it funny." Evan smiled.
"I find it ironic, she tied me up with a curtain once." Sabertooth growled.
"I think that's good, it gives her a taste of her own medicine." Wanda shrugged.
"I think she'll be a whole lot more pleasant if she can't talk." Pietro added.
"Okay! Zhis is not share time! Zhis is save our lives time!" Kurt freaked out.
"Try again." Logan commanded.
"Okay…"
RING RING RING
"Robin Hood here." Jamie answered the phone.
Wow, ah'm startin' tah think that mah life revolves around Disney.
"Really Jamie?" Rogue rolled her eyes.
"Hi Rogue! And the names not Jamie, it's Robin Hood." Jamie replied, sounding as manly as he could.
"You're supposed to say you've reached the Xavier Institute." Scott scolded.
"Since when?"
"Since always."
"Nuh uh."
"Yah huh."
"Nah uh."
"Ah can't believe yah two just got into that argument. Especially yah Fearless Leader. Yah're supposed tah be way more grown up then that." Rogue ranted into the phone, even though no one was listening to her.
"Yes you are. Now let's stop this I feel like a five year old." Scott commanded.
"Fine, but no one told me that." Jamie replied.
"It was in the briefing last week." Scott replied.
"There was a briefing last week?" Jamie and Rogue asked at the same time.
"Yes there was." Scott sighed.
"What else was in that briefing?" Jamie asked.
"Come on, I'll get Hank to tell you."
"Hey! Girl about tah die here! Anyone of yah bozo's wanna help meh out!"
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
"Ah'll take that as a no…."
"Let moi guess, it didn't work." Remy stated.
"Yep! But apparently there was a briefing last week." Rogue replied.
"Really…huh…who knew." Evan shrugged.
"Apparently Scott." Rogue answered his rhetorical question.
"He's such a suck up." Wanda shook her head.
"Yeah but he's okay once you get to know him." Evan replied.
"I'll take your word for that mon ami." Remy replied.
"You probably should, he doesn't like you that much." Evan nodded.
"Besides, if he doesn't like yah then yah can prank him and not feel bad abou' it." Rogue added, "What was in last week's briefin' anyway."
"Nothing important, it was overall plain boring." Logan growled at the memory.
"Glad I wasn't there." Sabertooth announced.
"Am I zhe only one taking the fact zhat ve are about to die seriously!" Kurt yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Ah get it, ah get it. Ah'll call again." Rogue faked being scared.
RING RING RING
"Amara speaking, how can I help you?" Amara asked, picking up the phone.
"Thank god! Someone who ain't insane! Okay, ah have about fifteen minutes left tah live, what button do ah press fah the extra jets?" Rogue asked.
"Wait, Rogue is that you?" Amara asked.
"Yeah, it is. Now how do ah get the extra jets?" Rogue pleaded.
Right after Rogue asked that question, both of the girls hear a loud crash in the background.
"Sam! You idiot! What gave you the bright idea of driving a motorcycle right through the wall? No, do not answer that question. Emphasis on the do not. It will take forever to fix that up! Well not really considering the fact that we are all mutants, but still!" Amara ranted.
"I'm fine, thanks for askin'." Sam replied, sarcastic.
""Yah welcome." Rogue beamed, equally as sarcastic, even though he was not listening to her.
"Why the heck did you do that?" Amara ask slash screamed.
"Well, I wasn't plannin' on that wall bein' there!" Sam yelled back.
"Oh yeah, I moved it there five minutes ago, sorry I forgot to tell you." Amara scoffed.
"Sarcasm, good ah have taught yah well young grasshopper…ah can't believe ah just said that." Rogue muttered the ending to herself.
"Whatever, it's not that big of a whole anyway." Sam shot back.
"Are you kidding? You could fit Logan's motorcycle through that thing! Oh no, you didn't…oh my god you did!" Amara exclaimed.
"Ah can't believe he did that…actually ah can't believe ah'm doing this when ah should be askin' them fah help. Well, it ain't like they're gunna listen tah meh anyway." Rogue said, talking to herself.
"Well, I wasn't planning on crashin' it! Besides, if you help me, Logan will never know that I crashed his motorcycle!" Sam panicked.
"You want me to go motorcycle shopping with you?" Amara asked, disbelievingly.
"Yes please."
"Fine, but on one condtion."
"Anything."
"You take me shopping for clothes and carry all of my bags."
"Ha! Sam yah're gunna die!" Rogue laughed.
"Fine." Sam grumbled.
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"Well, what completely irrelevant fact have you found out know?" Wanda asked, obviously bored of the fact that all of them were about o die.
"Well Sam broke a wall, Amara saw it, and now Sam and Amara are goin' motorcycle shopping'." Rogue shrugged.
"Useful news." Wada rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, ah know right." Rogue fake agreed.
"Wait a second, what does breaking a wall have to do with going motorcycle shopping?" Evan asked, confused.
"Well yah see, Sam drove Logan's motorcycle through the wall, so now he and Amara have tah go and buy a new motorcycle before Logan realizes that his is missin'." Rogue explained, nonchalantly, while twiddling her thumbs.
"What! I'm gunna skewer him!" Logan growled.
"Sucks to be you." Sabertooth mocked him, smirking and somehow glaring at Pyro who was now trying to light his own shoe on fire all at the same time.
"Shut up." Logan growled at him.
"Well, if it makes yah feel any bettah he is buyin' yah anotha' one." Rogue reassured him.
"It had better be nice. If it's not, well than to make it short he dies." Logan growled.
"Ve are going to die in twelve minutes! Call again!" Kurt yelled, completely panicked.
"Fine, jeez no need to be rude about it." Rogue faked hurt.
RING RING RING
"Yo!" Toad yelled, answering the phone.
"Oh God, not yah." Rogue complained.
"Yeah, that's right! I, Todd Tolanski took over the X-Men!"
"Toad, ah don't have time fah this."
"Yes you do!"
"Ugghhh…whatevah, what do yah want?"
"Wanda! I know you X-Geeks kidnapped her! And I want her back! So because of it I have now overthrown the Xavier Institute! So if you want your precious little X-Geek's back you'll have to make a deal with me. A deal in which you agree to give me back my beloved Wanda in return for your X-Geeks! Then you will foolishly fall for my trick, give me back Wanda and then I will keep your X-Geeks, so you will never see them again! Ha ha ha!"
"Yah know, yah're just like those dumb super villans in those kiddy T.V shows who gives away their whole plan to their captives. Except yah're even moh dumb then they are, 'cuz ah'm not even yah captive and yah givin' the whole thing away tah meh."
"You give me Wanda I give you Xavier Institute, simple enough?"
"Yeah, that's bettah, but ah have no doubt that they can kick yah ass on their own. So ah don't care about that right now."
"You don't want the Xavier Institute? Man that's a mouth full."
"Mutant Manor!" Jubilee yelled in the background.
"Great, this again." Rogue grumbled to herself.
"X-Geek alert! X-Geek alert! Guys! This is where you out and beat her to a pulp!" Toad whined.
"Sorry, but I for one like their fridge and the food in it more then you. Besides Jube's is my friend." Tabby replied uncaringly.
"The X-Geeks have great food!" Freddy added.
"Anyway, we officially…sort of…not really…changed our name to Mutant Manor." Jubilee hissed at Toad, "So get it right."
"Maybe we should change our name to that." Toad voiced thoughtfully.
"No way! It was our idea!" Jubilee shot back.
"Yah guys really can't stay off that topic, can yah?" Rogue asked bewildered.
"Yeah, well now it's our idea, right guys!" Toad snorted.
"Whatever." Tabby replied, through a mouthful of turkey.
"Eww salad." Freddy added.
"Well if you ate that salad it would get rid of your being the Blob." Tabby replied.
"Ewww, gross salad." Freddy said again for emphasis.
"For the last time Toad we are Mutant Manor, not you." Jubilee scowled.
"No, now we are." Toad smirked.
"Jerk!" Jubilee shrieked, giving up.
"You know it! But if you tell me where you hid Wanda I will give you back the name Mutant Manor." Toad bargained.
"Damn Toad, yah a bigger creep then ah thought." Rogue said amazed.
"We have to ask the Professor if I can tell you where she is." Jubilee replied, thoughtfully.
"So you did kidnap her!" Toad accused.
"Oh come on." Jubilee rolled her eyes.
"Tell him he has great food while you're there." Tabby called after them, then added as an afterthought, "And that he should buy more ham, you're out of it now!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"What exiting new news do have to tell us now?" Pietro rolled his eyes.
"Yah roommate Toad is a biggah creep then ah though, and dumber then ah thought. He tried tah hold the Institute ransom with Tabby and Freddy, to get Wanda back. But Tabby and Freddy ate our food instead a' helpin' him." Rogue retold the events that had just happened.
"I agree that kid is beyond annoying." Evan agreed.
"I hate that slime ball! He follows me everywhere!" Wanda cried out in frustration, "He never leaves me alone!"
"If he follows you here can I burn him?" Pyro asked.
"Slowly and painfully." Wanda nodded.
"You really shouldn't have done that femme, he tends to go overboard." Remy shook his head.
"Way overboard.' Sabertooth nodded.
"Beyond."
"Too far."
"Dat homme burned Magneto's cape once."
"And the kitchen."
"And de base."
"And a bank."
"And a library."
"And a rare thousand dollar bill he found on the sidewalk."
"When did he do dat homme?" Remy asked, confused.
"It was while you were stalking Rogue." Sabertooth growl explained.
"Oh yeah, you homme's told me about dat." Remy nodded, remembering.
"Yah still stalk meh? Ah thought yah got ovah that?" Rogue said, annoyed.
"You stalk Rogue." Logan stated, unshedding his claws.
"But in a non creepy way." Evan added, coming to Remy's rescue.
"Yes, because stalking someone is not creepy at all." Wanda rolled her eyes.
"Coming from the girl who has a freak following her every moment of the day." Pietro snorted.
"Didn't I just complain about being followed by him? Oh yeah, I did, so stop talking brother dearest, or I will gag you." Wanda threatened him.
Pietro gulped, and hid behind Sabertooth, who just raised an eyebrow.
"I'll just gut you some other time then bub." Logan growled, drawing back his claws.
"Merci…I think." Remy pondered.
It's been five minutes, I want my five dollars.
Yah sound like a whining toddler.
And you sound like you do not have my five dollars.
Oh, ah do.
Give it to me when you get back from your vacation.
Ah never said when ah would give it tah yah.
Cheater.
Nah ah was gunna give it tah yah, then a little Swamp Rat in the back of my head told meh not tah. And yah know meh, ah always do what ah'm told.
No you do not.
Yeah, ah know, ah am a cheater.
"Rogue." Kurt said, remarkably calm.
"Yeah."
"Call again!" Kurt yelled, obviously still panicked.
"Ah think yah broke mah eardrum."
RING RING RING
"Hello, Dominos here. What would you like to order?" the Pizza Guy asked.
"Knock it off." Rogue growled.
"Got it, no toppings, cheese only." The Pizza guy nodded.
"Nah really, quit it." Rogue growled again, getting irritated.
"Quit what?"
"It."
"It what?"
"It!"
"Listen lady what do you want to order?" the pizza guy yelled into the phone, now also getting annoyed.
"Stop foolin' around Bobby!" Rogue screamed, thoroughly ticked off.
"How do you know my name?"
"Because ah live with yah, dimwit!"
"Mom?"
"No! "
"Then how the heck do you know my name and live with me!"
"Wait…yah really don't know who ah am?" Rogue asked, uncertainly.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time!" the pizza guy Bobby yelled back, then collected his posture and added "Now what would you like to order?"
"Hold on one sec." Rogue commanded, and then turned to the people in the plane and asked "Anyone here want pizza?"
Everyone else in the jet just stared at her in shock, Rogue then turned back to the phone and quickly said "No comprendo ingles, adios mi amigo!"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Rogue turned back to everyone in the jet again and simply shrugged "Wrong number."
"How did you manage to screw up that badly?" Evan asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Practice." Rogue shrugged.
"How about this time I dial the number." Pietro suggested.
"You know de mansions number." Remy said with an eyebrow raised.
"You stalk Rogue." Pietro retorted.
"Touché." Remy rolled his eyes.
"Ahhh fancy language! Must burn the fancy language!" Pyro shouted out randomly, then grabbed Wanda by the waist and added "I'll save you shiela! We must get out before the fancy language contaminates us too!"
Wanda just glared at him, and struggled to get out of his grip, unsuccessfully, and then Sabertooth came over and tried to get the insane pyromaniac to calm down.
While all that was happening Pietro had punched in the manors number and Rogue was waiting for someone to pick up the phone.
RING RING RING
"Hello, you have reached Mutant Manor, Berzerker speaking." Ray answered
"Ray ah rally need yah help." Rogue said, as calmly as possible.
"Oh, hey Rogue, what do you need help with?" Ray asked.
"You do not answer the phone that way! You answer it as Xavier Institute, and you do not, under any circumstances give your code name!" Roberto yelled, from the background.
"Relax, it's just Rogue." Ray rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, what if it wasn't Rogue, then what?" Roberto yelled at him.
"Than… well I don't know what then. Besides I felt like answering the phone that way, so get over it." Ray replied.
"No, you are not supposed to answer it that way." Roberto growled, slowly saying each word.
"Ys, thank you for that wonderful insight, now if you will excuse I have to talk to someone who isn't nearly as annoying as you, so bye!" Ray mocked him.
"Was that a compliment or an insult?" Rogue asked no one.
"Listen to me. There are rules and we need to follow them." Roberto replied.
"Why?" Ray asked, bored.
"Because if we didn't then the world would be thrown into utter chaos." Roberto explained.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Why do you want this place to be named mutant manor?' Roberto replied.
"Well I was just talking to Kitty and she suggested it as a name, and I liked it, so now the place is named mutant manor." Roberto shrugged.
"That's dumb."
"No it's not."
"Yes it is."
"No it's not,"
"Yes it is."
"Well ah think it's obvious that yah two ain't gunna be of any help tah meh, so ah'm just gunna hang up right about now." Rogue talked to herself.
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"Well, did you find out anything, at all, that isn't gossip?" Evan asked, watching as Pyro lit Sabertooth's hair on fire.
"Nah, ah didn't even find out any gossip." Rogue replied.
"Pyro! Let go of me! We are fine!" Wanda screamed, still struggling to get out of his grip, and not being able to hex him.
"Calm down mon ami." Remy tried to console his friend, while dodging the objects that Wanda had sent flying through the air, trying to get at Pyro,
"You didn't find out any gossip? Really?" Evan asked, with an eyebrow raised.
"None at all, how sad is that." Rogue replied.
"Ahhh! He's trying to attack us with more fancy language! Burn him! Burn him!" Pyro cried out.
"Quoi fancy language?" Remy asked confused, before being hit in the head with an extra gurney.
"I was looking for that gurney." Logan said, moving away from the controls, picking it up and walking to the back of the jet with it.
"Merci mon ami, I'm just bien, thanks for asking." Remy rolled his eyes, rubbing his forehead.
"Ahhh! More fancy language! I shall cleanse you of this fancy language! I shall!" Pyro screamed, flicking on his lighter and trying to chase Remy to light his hair on fire, dropping Wanda in the process.
Then Wanda got pissed at him for that, and started trying to hit him with Magneto and Mystique's gurneys, that they were still attached to.
"Wait, so you really didn't find out any gossip?" Evan asked one more time, just to be sure.
"Yeah, ah really didn't." Rogue nodded.
"I feel left out." Pietro sighed, watching as Sabertooth tried hitting the top of his head to get rid of the flames.
"Same." Evan nodded.
"I feel like I'm about to die! So how about you call again, shwester!" Kurt yelled above the noise.
"Eh, fine." Rogue shrugged.
RING RING RING
"Hello?" Hank said, picking up the phone.
"Hank! I need some help-"
"Hold on one second Rogue." Hank replied, and added to Scott and Jamie "And that was all that was in that briefing."
"Okay, thanks Hank." Scott replied.
"Now, what were you saying Rogue?" Hank asked.
"Well ah was just about tah ask-"
"Jamie! Do not eat that Twinkie!" Hank yelled.
"Why it is that ah am constantly ignored." Rogue finished, scowling.
"Why can't I eat one Twinkie, you've got at least a million here." Jamie replied.
"Because I said so." Hank replied.
"Come on Jamie, let's go." Scott said forcefully.
"Yeah, leave." Rogue nodded in agreement.
"You were saying?" Hank asked Rogue, once again returning to the phone.
"Oh, nothing important, just about how ah am about tah d-" Rogue started to say, but was once again cut off.
"Jamie! I thought I told you not to eat any of my Twinkies!" Hank yelled, carelessly dropping the phone.
"You did tell me that, but Scott said that I could have one, he even had one himself." Jamie replied
"Oh mah god, it's just Twinkies." Rogue groaned.
"No I didn't!" Scott denied it.
"Uh…Scott…your nose just grew." Jamie replied, shakily.
"Wait…WHAT! That is pure gold!" Rogue laughed uncontrollably.
"My nose just what?" Scott asked, shock evident in his voice.
"Your nose just grew, like Pinocchio!" Jamie yelled.
"Hank, how did this happen?" Scott asked.
"Simple, you ate my Twinkies, even though I told you not to, and then you lied, so your nose grew. It's not rocket science, Scott." Hank explained.
"Oh, let me try!" Jamie yelled, excitedly "Jean and Scott do not love each other…oh cool, my nose grew!"
"I do not love Jean!" Scott yelled.
"Scott, your nose just grew." Hank pointed out.
"Wow, way tah go Scott, yah can't avoid the inevitable." Rogue smirked.
"But I don't love her!" Scott protested.
"Woah, your nose grew again, it's getting really long." Jamie added.
"I honestly don't love her!" Scott yelled even louder.
"Your nose is at least seven inches long now." Jamie said excitedly.
"Ah think the lady doth protest too much." Rogue added, and then corrected herself "Ah mean the man doth protest too much."
"Jean and I are just friends!" Scott screamed even louder still, so loud and high pitched, that he sounded like a little girl.
"Scott, stop talking, unless you want to have a nose long enough to stretch all the way to the moon." Hank advised.
"No way! Keep talking this is really funny!" Jamie yelled excitedly.
"Wish ah could see this." Rogue mused to herself, laughing, "Nah, wish ah could film this."
"Jamie, you stop talking also. We should go see Xavier to see if I could you at the institute until your noses get…well umm until they…heal. Yes, that's it heal." Hank advised.
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"Please tell me you found out some gossip." Evan pleaded, at the same time that Kurt said, "Please tell me you found out vhat gets zhe extra jets."
"Well ah did get some major gossip. Scott and Jamie ate some of Hank's Twinkies that were an experiment, so now every time they lie their noses grow. And Scott has already lied about six times." Rogue smirked.
"What did he lie about?" Pietro asked.
"He denied loving Jean." Rogue shrugged.
"Hey really should just admit their feelings for each other and get it over with." Logan shook his head, "It's getting really annoying." He growled the last part.
"Agreed, it's just so…I don't know…yeah, it's just annoying." Evan added.
"Wait, their noses grew…like Pinocchio?" Wanda asked, accidently hitting Remy with Magneto, instead of Pyro.
"Femme!" Remy yelled out, glaring and rubbing his head.
"Woops." Wanda shrugged, sending Mystique at Pyro, who laughing crazily, while making the fire on Sabertooth's head grow and envelope his whole head.
"Right." Remy rolled his eyes.
Wow, there sure is a whole lot of eye rolling in this chapter.
What do yah mean chapter?
Nothing…
Professor!
Got to go, Hank's here.
Charles!
Bye!
"Chuck!" Rogue screamed out, earning her odd looks from most of the conscious people in the jet, "Cluck…quack…moo…arf….meow…are all animal sounds ah can make…la la la." Rogue added quickly, fake singing.
"Rogue, I think you've been spending too much time around Pyro." Logan shook his head.
"Rogue, I think you should try calling again." Kurt said, trying to meditate on the floor.
"Sure thing…" Rogue replied, giving her brother an odd look.
RING RING RING
"Hello?" Rahne answered the phone.
"Rahne ah need yah help!" Rogue screamed.
"Sure, Rogue, what with?" Rahne asked.
"Bye, bye Rahne! Sam and I are going motorcycle shopping!" Amara called out.
"Hold on a second Rogue." Rahne said into the phone quickly and added to Amara "Why are you going motorcycle shopping?"
"Here we go again." Rogue sighed.
"Sam here drove Logan's motorbike through the wall" Amara explained.
"You did what!" Rahne screamed.
"It was an accident." Sam protested.
"Tell the shattered bike and wall that." Amara scoffed.
"Shattered…woah that's worse than ah thought." Rogue laughed at Sam's stupidity.
"Shattered?" Rahne questioned.
"Yep, completely obliterated." Amara nodded.
"Listen, can we stop talking about this and go and get the new bike already?" Sam pleaded, then added, shocked, when Jean wlked over to them, "Damn! Jean what happened to you!"
"Obviously Bobby iced her over." Amara replied, "Now stand still Jean, I'm going to melt the ice off of you."
"Awww, but it's so much nicer when she doesn't talk." Rogue whined.
Who's the whiner now?
Who's the creeper who's constantly invading mah mind?
Well Mr. LeBeau of coarse.
OUT!
Uhh…gulp…
"I am going to kill Bobby! I can't believe he did this!" Jean screamed, as soon as all of the ice was melted off of her.
"I can." Sam smirked.
"Shut it mister I drove Logan's motorcycle through a wall." Jean growl glared.
"Wait how did you kn-" Sam started to ask, only to be cut off.
"I can read minds remember, speaking of reading minds did you guys know that Bobby has a crush on Jubilee?" Jean asked, smiling.
"Ah figured as much." Rogue nodded.
"Yeah, it's obvious but it is nice to be reassured about it." Amara nodded.
"Now if you will excuse me I have to go and torture a certain icicle." Jean nodded.
"Oh, I'll come with you lass, I've got nothing better to do." Rahne laughed.
"Gee, thanks. Because telling meh where the extra jets are is not important at all. " Rogue scoffed.
"Sure thing, come on. We're wasting precious time." Jean said to Rahne, then added to Amara "Have fun torturing Sam with shopping!"
"You know I will!" Amara yelled back.
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"My hair!" Sabertooth yelled out, now that his whole body was on fire.
"Should we help him?" Evan asked, watching Sabertooth run around the jet.
"He has a healing factor, he'll be fine." Logan shrugged.
"Hello! Ah just got off the phone, doesn't anyone want to hear about what ah found out!" Rogue waved her hands frantically.
"Fine, what gossip did you hear this time?" Wanda asked, managing to throw Magneto and Mystique on top of Pyro who was now buried under them.
"Well ah ju-"Rogue started to say, to be cut off by Sabertooth.
"Yes! I'm not on fire anymore! Pyro I will kill you!" Sabertooth cried out, and then touched the top of his bald head and screamed.
"Shut up! Ah am tryin' tah talk here! Those who interrupt me shall die!" Rogue screamed, snatching Logan's gurney from him and throwing it at Sabertooth, but missing and hitting Remy instead.
"Cherie! Quoi is it dat everyone is throwing gurneys at moi today!" Remy yelled.
"Shut up!" Rogue screamed, and then picked up another stray gurney, walked over to him, and hit him on the top of the head with it.
"Ouch." Remy said, rubbing his forehead yet again.
Rogue, I think you might need some counseling.
Nah ah don't Mystique's psyche just took ovah fah a second. But no worries ah got rid of her.
The psyches are acting up again?
Nah, ah just needed an excuse, he was just really annoyin' meh.
Please try not to hurt him for the rest of the trip.
Fine, bye bye!
"So what did you find out?" Evan asked again.
"Amara and Sam are leaving and Amara un-iced Jean." Rogue explained.
"I like her better when she can't talk though." Pietro complained.
"Yeah ah know, she's way too…too….her. But she's okay mostly." Rogue agreed.
"Call again!" Kurt yelled, jumping off the round.
"Well, looks like meditatin' ain't workin' tah well fah a certain furry elf." Rogue tusked her brother.
At that moment Pyro jumped out from under Magneto and Mystique and started to go through compartments in the jet, as if nothing had happened.
"Now!" Kurt yelled, eye twitching.
RING RING RING
"Hello, Xavier Institute, Roberto speaking." Roberto answered the phone.
"Roberto,no mattah what do not hang up!" Rogue screamed into the phone.
"Rogue, why would I hang up the phone, if I just answered it?" Roberto asked, confused.
"Roberto! We changed the name to Mutant Manor! Are you that out of the loop to not know that!" Bobby yelled from the background.
"That's why yah'd hang up. Bobby, why do yah have tah ruin everythin'?" Rogue asked herself.
"I got the memo! The idea's just extremely dumb!" Roberto yelled back.
"By the end of this trip ah would have broke mah ear drums." Rogue muttered.
"Is not!" Bobby yelled back.
"Give up, I already tried explaining that to him. I doubt you can explain it any better than I can." Ray rolled his eyes.
"But it is mutant manor!" Bobby protested.
"Did you ask the professor about that?" Roberto asked.
"Ummm…well not yet, but we will." Bobby replied.
"Then it's not Mutant Manor." Roberto shrugged.
"Why is the name of the institute so important tah everyone all of a sudden?" Rogue asked.
"Actually it is, I just heard Jubilee and Toad arguing about it." Tabitha added, joining the conversation.
"Where did you come from?" Ray asked.
"Your kitchen." Tabitha shrugged, and added "Hey who are you on the phone with?"
"Rogue, but that's beside the point." Roberto waved his hand.
"Watch out Roberto, ah'm gunna get yah back fah that." Rogue growled.
"Mutant Manor." Bobby scowled.
"No." Roberto replied.
"Personally I don't think that no is that great of a name for a place, but it's your choice I guess." Tabitha shrugged.
'No, I wasn't suggesting it as a name for our institute." Roberto shook his head.
"I know you were not suggesting it as the name for the institute, it would be a very dumb name, no, you were suggesting no, not it, I know you were not suggesting it." Tabitha reasoned.
"No, no, you don't get it." Roberto shook his head again.
"Why can't I have it? I can always get it if I knew what it was." Tabby replied.
"Okay, I'm confused." Ray clutched his now throbbing head.
"Dimwit." Rogue shook her head, "She's playing mind and word games, genius."
"Bobby!" Jean cried out, and then the sound of a struggle was audible over the phone.
"Got to go! Bye guys!" Bobby yelled, running away.
"What was that all about?" Roberto asked.
"Idiocy." Rogue answered, only to not be heard.
"Bobby iced Jean, and she's trying to get back at him." Rahne explained.
"Well this is bound to be interesting, let's follow them." Tabby announced.
"Agreed." Both Ray and Rahne said at the same time.
"We should tell the professor." Roberto disagreed.
"We should gag you." Rogue added, scowling.
"Or we could go and watch Jean destroy Bobby." Roberto added, and all four ran off, hanging up the phone.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Let me guess you guys unleashed some kind of a hideous monster that will now try to eat us all." Sabertooth said sarcastically, watching as Pyro pulled out more and more string from a compartment in the jet.
"No, we leave that to dolts like you, bub." Logan growled.
"Really, well that's big talk coming from such a small man." Sabertooth growled back, while both were walking closer to each other.
"At least I'm big where it counts with the ladies." Logan growled back.
That comment had made all of everyone else either laugh or fake gag. And with that Logan and Sabertooth attacked each other.
"Ten bucks says dat dey'll sty like dis for only fifty seconds." Remy announced.
"No way man, they'll do this for at least five minutes." Evan scoffed.
"Wanna bet on dat, home?" Remy smirked.
"Yeah, sure whatever." Evan agreed, putting five bucks on the ground at the same time that Remy did.
"I'll join, they are going to fight for way over fifty seconds." Pietro added another ten dollars.
"Wow, thank ya'll fah payin' attention tah meh." Rogue rolled her eyes.
"They're guys, what did you expect." Wanda replied.
"Ah have no idea actually, but still." Rogue answered.
"Quoi'd you say, Cherie?" Remy asked, not looking away from the still fighting Logan and Sabertooth.
"See what I mean." Wanda added, pointing at Remy, and adding "Idiots."
"Block heads."
"Thick skinned."
"Retards."
"Right here you know." Evan interrupted.
"Can hear everything you're saying." Pietro added.
At that moment Pyro got out all of the string, threw it at Sabertooth and Sabertooth forgot all about attacking Wolverine and started playing with the string instead.
"Ha! I told you it would only take fifty seconds!" Remy yelled, gathering up his earnings.
"Note to self don't bet with Remy." Evan muttered to himself.
"Note to self, brace for impact." Kurt muttered to himself, then yelled out "We will die! We will die! We will die!"
"Rogue call them again, and Kurt, SHUT UP!" Logan commanded.
"Aye aye captain." Rogue saluted.
RING RING RING
"What?" some random guy asked.
"Wow, that was nice." Rogue replied, sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"Fine then, what?" the random guy asked again, in a nicer way.
"Nope, not good enough say it perkier." Rogue commanded.
"I'm a forty three year old biker, I don't do perky." the random guy scoffed.
"Well to bad, yah do what ah say, and yah do it when ah say to." Rogue growled.
"Don't think so, bitch. So do you want your vehicle repaired or do you want to buy a motorcycle, or what?" the random guy asked, not caring about the answer.
"Wait, what's the name of this place?" Rogue asked, now curious.
"Owen's vehicle place." the random guy replied "What's it to you? And why would you ask if you called us, wouldn't you have known?"
"Nope, it was a misdial, ah'm getting pretty good at misdialin', yah guys want a new kid tah work with?" Rogue asked, not showing her hope.
"Nope." the random guy replied, hanging up the phone.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Well, did yo-" Sabertooth started to ask, to be silenced by a glare from Rogue.
"Ah misdialed! Ah'm getting that random guy back fah this! Who's he to say that ah can't work there!" Rogue screamed, while everyone else slowly backed away from her, scared at what she could do when she got that angry.
"Rogue, try calling the Insti-" Logan started to say to be cut off, by no one other than Rogue.
"No! I shall get back at that jerk! And ah shall get that job! Now everyone shut up!" Rogue screamed, then Pyro started making car noises.
Rogue glared at him, walked over, and hit him on the top of the head with Mystique's gurney. Then she called the random guy back.
RING RING RING
"What do you want?" the random guy asked, picking up the phone.
"A job."
"Oh it's you again."
"Yeah it is, now gimme the job."
"Come and interview and maybe."
"Really, when should ah inter-" Rogue started to say, to be cut off by two voices in the background.
"Can we pay for our bike now?" Amara asked the random guy, sweetly.
"Mara, I don't think we should ask right now, it looks like he's busy." Sam suggested, obviously scared of the random guy.
"Nope, nothing important, by the way, the name's Mike." Mike replied.
"Gee thanks, now ah'm not important, even random strangers think ah'm not important enough tah talk tah.." Rogue rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, you're not important." the random guy, now Mike replied, smirking.
"Can we get some help here?" Amara demanded.
"Yeah whatever girly." Mike rolled his eyes, "What do you want?"
"What is that, yah're trade mark? Slogan? And othah words ah don't care tah remember." Rogue asked, even though she knew hat Mike was not listening to her.
"A motrorbike, didn't I just say that." Amara replied, acting like the princess she was, while Sam just gulped.
"Wait a second, you kids want a motorbike?" Mike asked, dumbfounded.
"Sam crashed a certain man with a bad tempers motorcycle, so now we're buyin' a new one for him." Amara explained.
"Why are you with him?" Mike asked.
"After this he has to take me shopping and carry all of my bags."
"Nice, man, you're gonna die." Mike smirked.
"Uh…Sam what are you doing?" Amara asked
"I'm just trying out this motorcycle." Sam explained.
"Sam, do not get on that-" but Amara was cut off by a series of bangs and crashes.
"Wow, what did Sam break this time?" Rogue rolled her eyes.
"Man you crashed my store!" Mike yelled after all of the crashing and banging was over.
"No…I just destroyed most of the stuff…but it was an accident." Sam explained, coughing.
"You are going to work to pay off all of this stuff." Mike growled.
"Well, bye Sam!" Amara called
"Oh no, you're working it off to." Mike smiled manically.
"Yeah, I figured as much." Amara sighed and added "Sam you are still taking me to the mall though."
"Welcome to hell." Sam muttered loud enough for Rogue to hear and laugh at their predicament.
"Oh yeah, and what's your name, you got a job." Mike said to Rogue.
"Really? Oh and my name's Rogue." Rogue replied, inwardly saying yes over and over again.
"Yeah, Rogue, you're their boss." Mike instructed.
"Awesome, ah'll start next week!" Rogue yelled.
"Good, now I have some rookies to boss around." Mike replied.
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"Ah have a job!" Rogue yelled, exited.
"You won't be able to live long enough to go to zhe job if you don't figure out how to get zhe extra jets! Ve only have five minutes left!" Kurt yelled back.
"Actually it's four minutes." Pyro corrected him.
"Four minutes!" Kurt yelled.
"Homme, I think you're too stressed." Remy gave Kurt a look of slight concern.
"I zhink I'm going to die!" Kurt yelled.
"Think happy thoughts." Wanda suggested, and when everyone looked at her added, "What I can't say something like that once in a while?"
"Moving on… time to call again!" Rogue announced.
"Huzza!" Evan, Pietro and John all said at the same time.
RING RING RING
"Hi, hold on." Xavier answered the phone.
"Really, yah have time tah enter mah mind and have a conversation there, but yah don't have time tah make it so ah don't die? Thanks Charles, that really helps meh out." Rogue growled.
Yes, that is pretty much it.
Professor!
I am sorry Xavier is not here at the moment, please try again some other time.
Bastard.
On second thought, don't try again.
Ugghhh!
Well maybe that will teach you about being rude.
Wait…yah've been talking to meh in mah mind this whole time…why didn't ah just ask yah earlier?
How am I supposed to know, it's not like I can read your mind or something.
That was a really lame joke.
"What are you doing here, Toad?" Xavier asked.
"Todd."
"What?"
"Yo, my name is Todd."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Since when?"
"Since I was named."
"Anyways, what are you doing here?" Xavier asked.
"He wants you to tell him where Wanda is, so he'll give us back the name Mutant Manor." Jubilee explained.
"That again, really?" Xavier and Rogue said at the same time.
"Yes! Now show me where you have put my beloved Wanda! I want her! I need her! She is the light to my day! The moon to my night! The desert to my dinner! The confidence in my insecurities! The love to my hate!" Todd started ranting.
"The fist to yah black eye if she knew yah said all this." Rogue rolled her eyes.
"Yes, yes that is great Toad, except Wanda specifically asked me not to tell you where she is." Xavier interrupted his declarations of love, and his ranting.
"The spoon to my fork. The glass to my water. The happiness in my sorrow." Todd continued.
"Oh shut up already!" Jubilee yelled, getting tired of it.
"Where's Bobby?" Jean asked, running into Xavier's office.
"Well this should be interesting." Rogue smirked, "Serves him right fah not helpin' meh."
"Jean wait up!" Ray yelled from the background.
"Damn, girl you can sure run." Tabby added, also getting into the conversation.
"Tabitha, no swearing, this is a swear free zone." Xavier instructed.
"I don't go to this school anymore, that doesn't apply to me." Tabitha shrugged.
"Really, Jean, I doubt that Bobby would be hiding here of all places." Roberto commented.
"Wait, why would Bobby be hiding from Jean at all?" Jubilee asked.
"He iced Jean's arms together, and iced over her mouth." Roberto explained.
"She deserves it, she sent me into a fountain once." Toad wimpered.
"Wanda has hurt you, called you names and told you she hates you on multiple occasions and you still like her." Jubilee pointed out.
"That's different." Toad waved his hand.
"Yeah, it's worse, idiot." Rogue scoffed.
"Professor, Scott and Jamie need a little…help." Hank said, also entering the room.
"What with?" Xavier asked.
"Well you see…well actually just take a look.' Hank replied.
"Man! What happened to your nose Scott!" Ray yelled out laughing.
"Lies…all lies." Jamie muttered, darkly.
"Wait, what?" Tabitha asked.
"Hi guys!" Bobby announced, running into the room, and then said a second later, with wide eyes "Uh oh."
"Bobby!" Jean yelled.
"What did he do this time? And Jamie, quit eating those Twinkies!" Hank yelled, yanking the Twinkie out of Jamie's hand and throwing it.
"Wow, amazing all of this can go on, and ah'm not even there.' Rogue said to herself, dumbstruck.
"Professor, who are you on the phone with?" Hank asked.
"Oh, no one, just someone who called.' Xavier waved his hand.
"Yeah, ah'm the rude one." Rogue rolled her eyes.
"You know what's odd, I got a call from Rogue today." Jean pondered out loud.
"Me too." Ray and Roberto said at the same time.
"Same here." Hank said, "Who hasn't she called?"
"Well she called me." Rahne announced.
"And me." Jamie said, and added "Bye the way, you may all call me Robin Hood."
"Dude, quit watching Disney." Ray shook his head.
"Yo, she called me too." Toad announced.
"Yo, she can hear ya'll yah know that right…oh wait yah don't…and yah probably don't care either." Rogue said.
"Wonder what she wanted." Roberto thought out loud.
"Whatever it is she probably has it now anyways." Tabitha waved absent mindedly.
"Nah, not really." Rogue growled.
"Well this is a boring topic." Scott muttered.
"You're just mad that she didn't call you." Jean teased him.
"She called Toad, but not me. What, am I un-callable or something?" Scott asked.
"Aww it's okay." Jean said soothingly.
"And this is where the two of them start passionately making out in front of everyone." Bobby teased Jean, seeing as he was not about to be hurt…yet.
"Hey, Bobby, have a Twinkie." Scott offered.
"Awww thanks, that's nice of you." Bobby accepted and ate the whole thing.
"Now, that was good. Didn't think yah had it in yah, fearless leader.' Rogue laughed.
"Hey everyone, Bobby has a crush on Jubilee!" Jean announced, smirking.
"No I don't!" Bobby denied, and right after that his nose grew longer.
"Yeah you do." Ray taunted him.
"No I don't!"
"Your nose is getting longer." Tabitha said in a sing song voice.
"Wait….what!"
Rogue…want to trade places.
Yah're banging yah head against the table right now, ain't yah.
Maybe…
Nah, no trading fah meh.
Wait but-
Bye bye!
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Xavier wants out of the mansion, Bobby ate one of the Twinkies, Jean told everyone that Bobby has a crush on Jubilee…including Jubilee, and Amara and Sam still ain't back yet." Rogue informed everyone.
"We're becoming a bunch of gossiping old ladies." Evan commented.
"Well Wolverine's already got de old part down." Remy smirked when Logan growled and glared at him.
"Wait for it, just wait for it Cajun." Logan growled.
"For quoi homme?" Remy asked, making Logan growl more.
"Ah'm gunna call again, before Kurt yells at meh…again….fah the millionth time." Rogue announced, glaring at Kurt, who was now rocking back and forth in his chair.
RING RING RING
"Like, hello?" Kitty answered her cell phone.
"Hey, Kitty…how do we get the extra jets on the plane?" Rogue asked, happy that someone was actually listening to her for a change.
"You mean you don't like know?" Kitty giggled.
"Yeah, ah don't know, so can yah tell meh or what?" Rogue replied, getting slightly frustrated.
"Fine, but you have to like tell me what's going on, on your family trip thing, every like four hours." Kitty bargained.
"Ugghhh, fine ah will, now how do we get the extra jets?" Rogue asked.
"Simple, you just like hit the large red button that says extra jets." Kitty shrugged, hanging up.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Well?" Logan asked.
"Ah feel like a complete idiot." Rogue banged her head against a wall, and added "Hit the large red button that says extra jets."
Authors more explanations
Okay, this one is for Maximoffs Forever, yeah…while I was typing up the conversations I figured that people might think I'm putting the Rogue and Xavier talks that way, but I'm not, they're just friendly talks.
The only reason why Xavier keeps doing that is because there is no sane person left at the institute, so yeah they are just friends.
Oh and as to what characters are coming in, that will be a surprise, but there will be lots of characters either making re-appearances or appearing in the story.
And I don't know who to pair Kitty up with so you guys tell me who you want her to be with and 'll make it who the majority wants, but please don't say if you don't care about who she gets paired up with.