10 THINGS YOU COULD NEVER THINK

Louis Weasley

1. He was an accident, he's always known. Back when Victoire and Dominique were talking without clawing their eyes out, he was walking past Victoire's bedroom, when he heard his name. Frozen at the door, he heard them gossiping about him. Victoire then brought up that, when Mamma was pregnant with him, Mamma and Dad had an argument about how they had been careful, whatever that meant, and how they didn't want anymore children. He never looked them in the eye again.

2. He preferred Grandma Molly to Grandmere Apple. Yes, she had insisted on that silly nickname for her grandchildren. All see did was primp and preen herself and dot over Victoire, "a true Delecour," as she said. Grandma Molly treated her children with equal love, comforted them when sad, taught him to knit. The Burrow over France every time.

3. He knows how much Dominique loves Teddy. He knows by how she looks (or looked, considering what happened) at him, how much passion, hurt and longing swarms them. How she reacted to his touch. He's not a genius, just perceptive.

4. He hates French. Yes, you heard right, a Delecour hates French. He only ever learned it to understand what his mother was yelling about.

5. When Dominique changed, he stopped being noticed. People put their attention on the Weasley-Delecour sisters. Even Grandma Molly. Everyone forgot him.

6. Except one. Kelly Maple. He met her at the Ministry, where he worked with the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee. She was the only one who listened to his suggestions, while everyone else deemed him an idiot.

7. His family almost forgot his wedding day. They were too caught up in their own lives, worrying where Dominique had moved. Kelly then threatened to curse them if they were late.

8. He likes the letter S. Don't ask.

9. He wonders why Molly had a child - she's not the motherly type, and (if he remembered correctly), she hated children in her teenage years. Even his perceptiveness only got him so far. He'll never understand Molly

10. Scott…he worries about that boy. Bad luck follows him everywhere, be it class, the Burrow, the toilet once. Sky's a bit gutsy. Does what she likes, but masks her feelings. Sophie's an angel in disguise. Perfect grades, perfect looks, perfect personality, not-so-perfect friends…

His children are mad, but he wouldn't give them up for the world.

Yeah, got a bit lazy near the end. Writers block does that to me. Anyway, next is Molly!