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NESS' POV
As we made it back to Happy Happy Village, we entered the drugstore.
"You need a weapon. What should you equip?" I asked Paula.
"I think this will work!" Paula said, before picking out a frying pan.
"Well, I think it'll work for now." I said to her before we bought the pan. As we exited the building, I noticed that people were painting over the blue paint with other colors.
"So what PSI do you have Ness?" Paula said to me.
"Oh! My PSI? Well, I have PSI that can heal, put up shields, and a few other things." I said.
"Well then what's your signature PSI?" Paula said.
"Signature PSI?" I said, confused.
"You know, PSI that only you can use!" Paula said.
"Oh! Well there's this one attack I have that puts out a wave of psychic energy. I call it PSI Rockin'. My body has already unlocked the alpha and beta stages. Besides that, there's PSI Flash." I said.
"That's so cool!" Paula said.
"So what PSI do you have Paula?" I said.
"Well, I have access to elemental PSI, things like PK Freeze, PK Fire, and PK Thunder! My signature move is PK Fire" Paula said.
"Hey, you just called them PK. I thought it was PSI?" I said.
"Well, I find it easier to say PK before my attacks rather then PSI. It's also the only other way to activate the offensive attacks besides saying PSI before the attack name. Give it a try!" Paula said as we entered the cave. Right away, we were attacked by ants. I did what anyone would do, and stomped on them. After awhile we were attacked by a few other creatures, but me and Paula fended them off with our bat and pan. We eventually came across a gift box, and I unwrapped it. There was a few caramels in it with a weird label on them.
"PSI Caramels. Huh? Paula you ever hear of PSI Caramels?" I said.
"Nope! Never! Maybe there's a label that says where it was made." Paula said.
"It says Saturn Valley. Never heard of that place. Anyways, let's continue on." I said, before popping a PSI Caramel in my mouth. I then felt really good as my psychic energy replenished itself. As we continued on, we eventually made it to an exit with a glowing orb blocking it. That must be the second Sanctuary Guardian.
"Oh, you made it. This is the second "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now. Take it from me, if you dare!" The orb said before turning into a gigantic mole with razor-sharp claws and teeth. And, oh god, is that blood?!
"You can call me Mondo Mole. Not that it matters, you'll be dead soon!" Mondo Mole said before lunging towards me. I tried to put up a shield in defense, but it would take too long. It seemed as if I would be KO'd, when all of a sudden, I heard a voice.
"PK FREEZE ALPHA!" Paula shouted, before ice shot out of her hand, and covered the lower half of his body in ice.
"What the?! Trying to stop me kid? Well you'll never stop the Mondo!" Mondo Mole said before breaking out of the ice. I then had an idea. I placed two of my fingers on my forehead, and thought of something.
NESS USED PARALYSIS ALPHA
Just then, Mondo Mole's body went limp, and me and Paula started to hit him with our weapons. After a few hits, we discovered he had a shield up. So we decided to use our PSI attacks.
"PK FIRE ALPHA!" Paula said, as a wall of fire came and hit Mondo Mole.
"PK ROCKIN' ALPHA!" I shouted, as psychic energy hit Mondo Mole. As I looked at Paula, I noticed that she became a little sluggish, and her head looked hot. She then started to glow a bit.
PAULA LEARNED PSI FREEZE BETA
"PK FREEZE BETA!" Paula shouted before Mondo Mole fell down from all the attacks. We won. We then went into the second sanctuary. Little steps were all around the place, and it felt like Giant Step. For a moment, I saw a baby in a red cap. Was that me? I then heard a distant part of a melody.
THE SOUND STONE RECORDED THE MELODY OF LILLIPUT STEPS
"Wow Ness! This is amazing!" Paula said.
"I know, we should get back to the village, it's evening." I said before we left the sanctuary. As we walked back into the village, we found a place that was a hotel, and stayed there for the night. Paula took one bed, I took the other. After the night, we went back through Peaceful Rest Valley, and made it to Twoson.
"We should go see your parents now. They're really worried about you." I said as we made it to Polestar Preschool. As we entered the preschool, Paula's mother saw us enter, and ran towards us.
"Paula! You're home! Where were you?!" Paula's mom said.
"I was kidnapped by a cult. They wanted to use me as a human sacrifice." Paula said.
"Oh no! It's good that you're back. I'll go get your father!" Paula's mom said.
Eventually, after meeting Paula's father again, we left after saying goodbyes to the Polestars. As we exited, a man came up to us.
"Excuse me, Ness? Everdred's looking for you. He says to meet him at his house." The man said. After that, we went to Burglin Park, and towards Everdred's house. He was inside waiting for us.
"Ness! You rescued Paula! That's great! Here's something as a reward." Everdred said before handing me a large wad of bills.
"That's $10,000. I wanted you to be my partner, but I know that you would say no. Have a good day." Everdred said. We then left. Wow! $10,000! That's how much money that the Runaway Five need to pay of their contract.
"So Ness, what are you going to do with that money?" Paula said.
"Well, the Runaway Five are in debt, and I said I would help them." I said as we headed to the Chaos Theater. Lucky and Gorgeous were still there.
"Hey guys, I brought Paula like you asked." I said.
"Great job kid, as we said, here's two backstage passes for the show! Enjoy it!" Lucky said before handing us backstage passes.
"Wow Ness! Backstage passes for the Runaway Five! They're awesome!" Paula said.
"I know, now let's go in." I said before going into the Theater. We went to the stage, and went to the dressing room. After a few conversations with the band, it was time to start the show. It was awesome! After the show was over, we went to the manager's office.
"Excuse me sir? We're here to pay off the Runaway Five's debt." I said.
"Yeah right! Like you have $10,000!" The manager said before I put the wad of bills on his desk.
"Oh my god, let me see here! Well kids, you've managed to get the Runaway Five outta debt! I'll just tear up this contract!" The manager said before the Runaway Five came bursting into the room.
"We're free! Free!" Lucky said.
"Kids, we don't know how much to thank you, so we'll take you to Threed on our tour bus! I just hope it still works." Gorgeous said.
"Well that's great!" I said.
"Ness, I have a feeling that we will meet the third friend in Threed. We should go." Paula said. We exited the theater, and went on the bus.
"Alright guys, let's go!" One of the Runaway Five said before we left.
"Hey sidewalk, get outta my way!" The band member said as we headed off. After around a day, we made it to Threed. The tunnel to Threed was covered in ghosts, but the Runaway Five's music scared them off. We stopped near the drugstore.
"Well, this is where we'll say goodbye. Hope to be seeing us singing in a theater in Fourside." Lucky said before the bus headed off to Fourside. We went inside the drugstore, and bought a minor league bat. Paula got a thick frying pan. We asked around about the zombies, and were told about a passage to Grapefruit Falls in the graveyard. We decided to go there. As we fought the ghosts and demons there, we found the passage. However, there was two zombies there. They just looked at us. We left, and saw a woman in a black bikini walking into the hotel. We decided to follow her, maybe she knew something. As we entered the hotel, something felt wrong, but we continued.
The woman entered a room, and we followed. As we made it into the room, we realized that there were zombies and ghosts there. Crap, it's an ambush. As we tried to fight, we got knocked out, and everything went black. We eventually woke up in a cave of some sort with a door.
"Paula! Are you okay?" I said.
"Yeah Ness! I think we're stuck down here!" Paula said before I tried to open the door. Locked. Just as I thought. It seems as if we are stuck down here.
"Well, what do we do now?" I said.
"Just a second, I'm calling our friend to rescue us." Paula said.
I had no idea what she meant, so I pulled out my Game Boy, and started playing Super Mario Land.
"Jeff! Jeff! Can you hear me! I am a friend you have never met, we are trapped in Threed. Please save us Jeff!" Paula began to say.
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