I decided to make this a short chapter because i didn't have enough time to do more, I hope you enjoy it
The group was standing in front of Caesars Palace for their car to arrive "so, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?" Stu asked Alan
"What, I've found a baby before" Alan defended, seeming to be offended by Stu's comment
"You found a baby before?" Stu looked at Alan like he was lying
"Yeah, where?"
"Coffee Bean" Max snapped her head to the side to look at Alan, she was worried for the baby now
"Wait What?" Stu was equally worried for the child
Alan turned to Phil who just rocked up "Hey Phil? I don't think Doug would want us to take the Mercedes"
"Relax, we'll be careful" Phil brushed off Alan's comment
"My dad is crazy about that car, he left Doug in charge-"
"Alan we got bigger problems here" they were looking at Alan like he was stupid a lot today "Doug could be in the hospital, he could be hurt"
"Doug is more important than a car Alan" Max chimed in
"Let's worry about the car later"
"Uh guys, check it out" Stu point to behind them where the maintenance crew of the hotel was trying to pull a mattress off a statue
"Is that the mattress from Doug's room?" Alan asked casually
"Would explain why there isn't one in his room" Max muttered to herself
"What the fuck?" Phil walked over to a random man who was loading up his bags "hey man, what's going on here?"
"Some asshole threw his bed out the window last night"
"No shit"
"Yeah" the man looked at Stu "Some guys just can't handle Vegas" the man chuckled and walked away
"Ha-Ha" Stu laughed sarcastically "Oh god" Phil patted Stu arm in comfort
"It's gonna be okay, Stu" he looked up at the mattress "How the hell did we manage that?" a police car stopped in front of them and a valet stepped out
"Here's your car officers"
"Oh god" Stu sighed heavily
"Alright, everybody act cool, don't say a word" Phil took a sip of his coffee "Come on, let's just get in and go, come on" they began walking towards the car "Stu, you got a five?"
"No"
"I'll hit you on the way back"
"Thank you, sir" Phil sat in the drivers seat and Max sat in the passengers seat, Alan swung the car door open and nailed the baby in the face
"Oh my god, you just nailed the baby" the baby started cry loudly
"Are my glasses ok?"
"Glasses are fine, dick" once everyone was in the car, Phil turned the car on and started driving "this is so illegal" Stu said from the back seat
"Can't you see the fun part in anything?" Phil took a sip of his coffee
"Yeah, we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car…with a missing child in the back seat" Stu drawled lazily "Which part of this is fun?"
"I think the cop-car part's pretty cool"
"Thank you Alan, it is cool, Doug would love it" Phil flipped a switch and the cars sirens went off "Check this out"
"Oh, no, Phil, no, Phil!" Stu began panicking
"Oh yes, yes yes Phil!" Max was egging him on so Phil began driving on the pathway, people screeched and moved out of the way
"Don't do this!"
"Yes do this!" Max was giggling like crazy
"Take it easy"
"Just try to call more attention to us" Phil grabbed the p.a and began speaking into it
Attention, Attention, please, move out of the way, I repeat please disperse"
"Phil stop the car, I wanna get out, stop the car, I wanna get out, pull over!" Stu was screaming by this point, he was rattling on the cage that separated the front from the back
Ma'am in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack" Max whistled as she saw the woman skip past, her breasts jiggling with each step
"Man their almost better than mine!" she called out to Phil who chuckled
"Almost" he gave her a lopsided grin
"Get off the side walk! Get off the sidewalk!" Stu was screaming as he leaned out the window
"I should have been a fucking cop"
"Cops are hot" Max leaned over and placed a hand on Phil's thigh
"Yeah?" Phil looked over at Max again and smirked, he continued to drive on the side walk until they reached the hospital, they found the doctor that took care of Phil last night
"Look I already told you, you came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs, no big deal although none of you could articulate how it happened"
"Do you remember how many of us were here?" the doctor continued to look at the old man
"I don't know, I think it was just you guys, definitely no baby" he looked at Alan suspiciously "and one other guy"
"That's our guy, was he okay?" Stu asked desperately
"Yeah, he was fine, just whacked out of his mind, you all were" he turned back to the old man "alright, come forward, and turn" the doctor turned the old man and pulled down his underwear, Stu, Phil and Max turned away from the sight whilst Alan stared at it in a trance "there you go, and cough" Phil turned to look but Max covered his eyes, they turned back around when the doctor pulled up the old man's underwear "Ok Felix, you can put your robe on and the nurse will be in here in a minute, I'll see you after the weekend"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you doctor" the doctor turned towards the gang and cringed
"Guys, I really gotta go, I'm sorry I have a surgery up on the fourth floor" Phil grabbed a $100 bill out of his pocket and flashed it to the doctor
"No I know but we just need a couple more minutes of your time" the doctor nodded
"Yeah, tuck it right in there, I don't want to re-sterilize" Phil placed it in his pocket "walk with me" they walked through the halls "ok, here we go, patient name, Phil Wenneck, 2:45 a.m arrival, minor concussion, like I said, some bruising, pretty standard"
"Do you mind if I look? I'm actually a doctor" Stu went to grab the file but the doctor moved it away
"Yeah, you said that several times last night, but really, you're just a dentist" he flipped through the file "Ok, this is interesting, both Mr Wenneck and Mrs Morr's blood work came in this morning"
"You took my blood?" Max asked
"Yeah, when a woman comes in as delirious as you were we have to make sure that you weren't drugged or in a dangerous situration, both of you found a large amount of Ruphylin in your system" Max gasped whilst the others looked confused "Ruphylin, roofies, commonly known as the date-rape drug" Phil tensed and looked at Max
"Wait so what are you saying, Max and I were raped last night?"
"Actually…" the doctor skimmed through the files "I don't think so, we checked Miss Morr and yes whilst she did have sexual intercourse it was not forced on her" Max and Phil sighed and smirked at each other since it was obvious who she had sex with "someone did slip you the drug, I'm not surprised you don't remember anything" Alan chuckled
"Doc, none of us can remember anything from last night remember?" the doctor looked at him strangely
"Yeah, how could someone have drugged all of us" Phil asked
"I wouldn't worry about it, the stuff's out of your system, you're gonna be fine" the doctor went to leave but Stu stopped him
"Wait, wait, wait please doctor is there anything else? Like something we may have been talking about, or someplace we were going?" the doctor shook his head before he remember something
"Actually, there was something, you guys kept talking about some wedding last night"
"Yeah, no shit, our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow"
"You know what? I want the 100 back" the doctor backed away
"No, no, easy, you kept talking about some wedding you just came from at the uh, Best Little Chapel" Phil pulled out the napkin he had used this morning at breakfast "You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it, ok I hope this helps, I really have to leave"
"Best little Chapel do you know where that is?" Phil went to write down the directions
"I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off" the group looked at the doctor in shock "I'm a doctor not a tour guide, figure it out yourself ok? You're big boys" he looked at Max "and girl" the doctor walked away
"Asshole" Max muttered "let's get out of here, we need to find Doug as soon as possible" the other nodded and followed her out of the hospital
Tada, i don't have much else to say but i hope you liked this chapter
ScreamingKittycat out