Fast jazz plays and all 5 cats run onto the stage.

"Yay! Music!" an audience member cheers.

"Yay! Ferntail!" yowls another.

"OMG I GOT A PIC OF LIONBLAZE'S FOOT!" squeals a she-cat and is mobbed.

"Now cats are here by randomness or request." Lionclaw says.

"Hey, what's that lump of gray fur?" Breezestripe asks. Iceheart looks over and starts laughing hysterically. The co-hosts look at her oddly and she whispers to them and keeps laughing as they start laughing to. When Iceheart straightens up she explains.

"We forgot to revive Willowshine after she passed out in episode 2."

The audience starts laughing. Then a she-cat (who looks a lot like Cinderheart wearing a dog mask) says "Look it's Lionblaze!" and a mob of she-cats run toward a wall, trampling Heathertail. The she-cat who looks a lot like Cinderheart wearing a dog mask laughs hysterically.

Lionblaze walks onstage. "What's goi-" he is cut off as the she-cat who looks like Cinderheart wearing a dog mask jumps onstage and starts kissing Lionblaze while the mob is fighting over a piece of Lionblaze's fresh-kill. Iceheart tasers the she-cat who looks like Cinderheart wearing a dog mask and pulls off the dog mask revealing that it is Cinderheart wearing a dog mask.

Ferntail throws Cinderheart offstage and revives Willowshine.

"Huh? Where am I?" Willowshine asks.

"You're on a game show and you passed out after Jayfeather said he had a crush on you." Petalspots explains. Willowshine looks around.

"Where is Jayfeather?" she asks.

"Why do you care?" Antpelt asks.

"Uuuh...who are you?" Lionclaw asks Antpelt.

"I'm Antpelt of WindClan. I never had any lines in the book."

"Yeah. I'm Shrewfoot of ShadowClan. I never had any lines either so I'm bored." Shrewfoot says. Antpelt and Shrewfoot are kicked into the crowd and start kissing.

"Okay, we have this episode because-" Ferntail begins.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S LIONBLAZE!" screams a she-cat as she realizes Lionblaze is on the stage.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Breezestripe screeches.

"We didn't get any truths or dares but we got bored so...we have some make-out session dares." Iceheart yowls. The Clan cats moan. Iceheart continues. "This will be funny...Dovepaw and Tigerheart, Breezepelt and Hollyleaf, Heathertail and Lionblaze, Willowshine and Jayfeather, Crowfeather and Leafpool, Purdy and Mousefur, Blackstar and Ashfoot, Reedwhisker and Icecloud, Petalfur and Toadfoot, Dawnpelt and Foxleap, Ivypaw and Hawkfrost, Harespring and Mothwing. If you don't kiss you will be punished in ways so terrifying you'd never have thought of them. And you get one hint- Barney and Teletubbies."

The frightened cats start to make out. She-cats mob Heathertail angrily and drag her off the stage while Lionblaze tries to get to her. After a minute Iceheart says "Okay you can stop now."

Everyone except Dovepaw and Tigerheart, Crowfeather and Leafpool, and Petalfur and Toadfoot stop.

"Uhhh...you can stop now." Iceheart coughs. Petalfur and Toadfoot break apart and back away from each other.

"GUYS!" Iceheart yowls, squeezing a blowhorn. The four cats stop kissing and stare at the ground.

"Don't forget you can dare me and the co-hosts too! Alright until next time this is Iceheart..."

"Breezestripe..."

"Petalspots..."

"Lionclaw..."

"And Ferntail. This has been another episode of..."

"Warriors Game Show: Truth and Dare Edition!" everyone shouts.