Philadelphia, PA

1:45 P.M.

FRANK POV:

i wake up and there's blood everywhere.

what time is it? how logn have i been up? am i even home?

i look at my dick. that's the first thing i do every morning. just to check on my little friend

for some reason, i do not see my dick.

my dick is gone.

i do not think the concept of being a teenager eists. i think it is just something society made up to keep teenagers fromd oing gods work. the word teenager is never said in the bible. this is all a conspiracy. DO HARD THINGS (like my dick).

oh wait yeah i got distracted well my dick is gone.

i bet charlie did this...that sly mother fucker. i think he was mad at me or something, because he kept bu-

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Philadelphia, PA

9:45 A.M.

FRANK POV; FLASHBACK:

this monkey dick is wacky

i remember charlie. and me. crying. cumming. suddenly charlie says, "we have to cut them off" i try to say no, but it's like he's been...possessed by something sinister. his eyes roll back in his head and his face begins to spin on his neck like an owl's. or that one bitch from that demon movie.

suddenly, he puts his teeth around my dick and bites it off. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" i ask, and he tells me to do the same to him. i say no. but then suddenly, i lose control over my body.

i can't believe i had my teeth around another man's dick. i hope that isn't considered gay.

Philadelphia, PA

1:45 P.M.

FRANK POV:

"Holy shit! I gotta get to the bar and check on charlie!" I say as I run out the door, naked.

"well shit, guess I better put on some clothes first."

- 20 minutes later -

I see the sign above the traffic in the distance, of my friend, my family, my child, Paddys Pub.

As I get closer, there reveals to be much more than the beloved brick building. There are firetrucks, police cares, ambulances, the full mile. 8 mile. haha.

I see a body bag.

I open the body bag.

It's some pre-k bitch with a knife and pigtails.

I think that's the waitress' little cousin, but I'm not 100% sure. Whatever, another question for another time. Charlie is the real priority. Also catching some hot ass action later, maybe.

I run into the bar, and see puddles of blood, some cum, and a little piss, but not human piss...it smells like...dog piss.

Philadelphia, PA

2:00 P.M.

WAITRESS POV:

"Frank! You look disgusting! But you're here." I yell.

"yo baby whats the word ;)" He pets me, and I spray him with mace. He yelps in pain but I don't give a shit.

"Charlie..somethings..happened." I say, as I look away dramatically-

*KILL BILL SIRENS*

Charlie walks in the room, pants off, blood gushing from his hips, dickless.

"I lost my dick bro"