Me: Weee! Two more chapters after this one and then finished!
Marik: Good! I don't think I can handle your mind any longer.
Bakura: her mind? What about "her"? She's more insane then me when I'm knife happy!...ha, get it? Trigger happy...knife happy?
Marik: -_-' Yes, Bakura, we got it.
Ayume: =sighs= and here I thought it would be more better then tea land with the little ones.
Me: Hush! And let the readers read!
Marik: Raven owns nothing from this but the plot and the characters you wouldn't see in the show...=looks at the chapter=...plus she doesn't own the name for the d-
Me: =tapes his mouth= Don't spoil it! T_T
Bakura: O.O...Enjoy!...But she rushed on this one. =mouth gets taped= TT-TT
Me: Oh and I would love to thank Scorpioryo and RyouBakurasfangirl for playing the game! Rya for getting one right, you get a Ryou plushie and your yami her date. ^w^ And even though Scorpy you were close, she gets a Bakura plushie! There, prizes for all! Now story time! ^w^
The night air blew coldly around the furred bodies as they descended down the empty roads in search of their little Magician bunny. With no idea of where he is or where they are, the three-o were losing hope…I sound like a narrator guy!
Malik stopped, sitting down lazily on the ground and started to howl. "I'm Hungry! Can't we eat?"
The ferret sighed and turned his head around. "Not until we find mister I-can-go-solo-cause-I'm-an-awesome-thief! Now hurry up."
"But I'm really hungry!"
"Then eat grass! I heard dogs do that."
The puppy pouted and jumped when a fluffy white tail poked his nose. Ryou smiled at him, "Ok, if your that hungry. I'll go catch us something" He started to giggle when Malik's blonde tail started to wag.
Marik huffed crossing his arms. "Ryou, don't puppy the puppy or he'll neva leave you alone."
The kitty purred licking his paw and wiping it on his nose. "I don't mind. I puppy Bakura and he's still running off causing trouble." He hopped on his four legs and shook his coat. "And besides," He continued with a meow. "I'm hungry, too."
Hitting his forehead with his paw Marik growled. "Whatever, I rather find the Buzz bunny before he gets himself more into a pickle."
Malik stuck out his tongue and hummed. "Mmm, Pickles."
The ferret chattered his teeth, "Malik, Control that stomach of yours before you start eating anything that moves."
The puppy tsked knocking his hoodie away from his eyes. "Ha, like I would ever do th-Was that a chicken?"
Marik and Ryou raised a brow and turned around only to see a block ahead a, weird as it is, a teenaged boy dressed as a chicken. He was flapping his wings and clucking away as his friends laughed on the rock wall.
The kitten shook his head. "No, Malik that's not a real chi-" A flash of blonde ran right past him nearly knocking him over. When he looked up a splash of drool hit his face.
"CHICKEN!"
Ryou groan wiping the drool away and ran after him. "Malik, stop! That's not a real chicken!"
Marik only sighed sitting down on the cement. "Might as well wait this out."
"I hate this, I mother F***ing hating this" Bakura complained. His ears and tail twitching like hell as he was getting carried by the one person he was hoping he wouldn't see that night in his bunny form.
Poor little Mokuba doesn't even know what he gotten himself into.
"I'm going to feed you, and hug you, and walk you, and bath you, and neva let you go! Ms. Happy Trails!" Mokuba smiled skipping down the sidewalk in his pikachu costume. The tail bouncing along behind him.
The bunny pouted bringing up his paw to lay his head on it. "Oh, goody me. I got turned into a girl." He glared at the ground like it could magically eat Mokuba up and he can hop away. Hell, he would rather be founded by the pharaoh and then he would have a chance to do a sneak attack. Who cares if he doesn't have his knifes, anything can become a weapon if you know how to use it.
Mokuba smiled petting the white head. "Is Ms. Happy Trails tired? Don't worry, you can sleep with me!"
Bakura tried to nip at the fingers touching his nose but he missed. "Just try anything with me and you'll be missing a finger or two!" He threaten using his back paws to push his way out of Mokuba's arms but it's failed.
"No, bad Ms. Happy Trails." He flicked the nose. "Your not going anywhere. The dogs and cats might eat you." He smiled holding Bakura up in the air and doing a little twirl. "Your going to live with me forever and ever and ever."
"Dear Ra make it stop!"
The kitty was laying on his back gasping for air. His fur soaking wet thanks to the rain of drool he crashed into when he chased the hungry puppy that was after the chicken man. It was a good thing that guy was a fast runner.
"I'm…neva gonna…do that…again!" He breathed out with his eyes shut to clear his mind.
A shadow stood over his body which caused him to look up to find the said trouble maker. "Ryou, me's sorry." Yeah, baby talk will solve everything.
Ryou sighed rolling on his belly. "It's ok. So what have we learned?"
The puppy looked up for a sentence and drooled. "Human's feet taste like bacon."
The kitten sweat dropped. He played with the blonde paws with a playful grin. "Your turning into more of a puppy, Malik. Sooner or later you'll become one."
The pup smirked pulling his paws away. "Like that's hap-"-His ears pricked up- "You hear that? Sounds like the ninja's are back!"
"Malik, that was only a squirrel. Now come on, I want to play with your paw-"
"You say squirrel?" Malik howled jumping to his feet and running into the bushes and back out chasing the poor little rodent. "You're my new toy!"
"Malik!" Ryou ran after him forgetting all about the ferret who was munching on a discarded lollipop on one of the benches.
Marik smirked ripping the cherry flavored threat off. "And this is why I don't baby no one but myself." He looked up at the darkening sky with the moon's face grinning at them all with it's light. "I bet Bakura is having the time of his life."
"I want to end my life."
"Awe, look at the little princess!" Mokuba cued with hearts in his eyes. He was laying in his bed with Bakura on the other side of him. He forced on Bakura a little puffy doll's dress that made him look like the 'princess' he was suppose to be. "Hold on, I'm going to grab us some snacks." The boy jumped off the bed causing it to bounce around and for Bakura to hold on tight to the poles. "I'll come back my little princess." And then he disappeared behind the doors.
Bakura sighed out in relief and letting his ears drop. "Finally, I don't think I could handle another 'prince save princess' without ripping my ears off." He grabbed his fluffy ears and petted them. "And I do love these things." He stopped and ripped off the red ribbon the boy tied on his ears throwing it over the bed.
The bunny got to his feet and hopped with difficulty towards the edge. He looked down the large drop with concern. "I could easy jump down but…" He looked around the bed for anything he could use to soften his landing and spotted the oversized pillows. "Bingo."
After managing somehow pulling the pillow that was surely bigger then Malik's mouth (Which was pretty big) Bakura threw it off the side and smirked. "Bombs away!" And hopped off landing straight down into it's fluffiness. Ok…Awe.
Bakura climbed out with a trumpet smile. "Boo yah! I made it!" He hopped off the fluffy world and dashed to the dresser where he tried to hop to the top. Several times he failed but on the ninth time he manages to grab the edge of one of the open drawers and pulled himself up by each one till he got on top.
On top, the bunny scanned over the contents it held. Toys, picture frames and a bowl of cherries Mokuba forgotten he brought before he left to grab more snacks. Crimson eyes stopped at the poor distorted cape that hung on a dolls hand. For a little boy, Mokuba sure loves his dolls. (Sorry, Had to do it.)
Bakura grabbed hold of the cape after punching the doll first. "Look, but no touch." When he turned to the doll for a second blow he got a good, but horrible, look at himself. His jaw dropped all the way to the ground. "Holy Crap, I look like Cinderella's bitch!" Man, how many times has he said that this night?
The bunny ripped that dress to pieces faster then Ryou in an all you can eat cream puff restaurant. And where he puts it all is a mystery to all.
The ripped fabric went everywhere. When they were all off, Bakura took a deep breath and slammed his head on the wall. "Damn you Halloween Spirit! Why must you do this to me?" He screamed and continued hitting his head.
After sometime the bunny pulled away, after a huge headache started to form, and tied the cape around his neck. Ryou made it for him, heck is he going to leave it behind and have to make an accuse to why he wasn't wearing it, plus the fact that's the only article of clothing he has left. Bakura looked over the dresser and pouted. No pillow on this dresser to throw down this time. There's only one thing he can do.
"Please, oh please let me be part flying squirrel!" Bakura backed up and charged forward. And in one leap he…
…got stuck on one of the drawers.
"Ra damn you Peter Pan! You lied to me!" Bakura shouted as he swung back and forth by his cape. He glared at the ceiling like the said elf was there listening behind the walls and laughing at his misery. The bunny tsked crossing his arms while being spun in a circle. "Who cares I didn't fly, at least I'm the best thief alive…dead…immortal?"
He sighed looking at the poor cape. The whole thing was getting more and more torn with every single thing he did that night. Ryou would kill him….Unless the thing opening the door doesn't do it first.
Bunnicula tensed up as the door opened wider. It wasn't the little pikachu back from his snack hunting's. Oh no, it was someone who wanted revenge.
"No! I take that back. I love you Halloween Spirit! Please, save me!"
Back with the others, Ryou was following the blonde ferret while dragging Malik who was hogged tied with his blue ribbon and a dead bird on his back. The kitten only purred at what a catch he got. After Malik got himself in trouble with a group of crows Ryou just pouched on one and the rest flew off. Now he can have lunch and tease Malik. What a score.
Marik only clicked his teeth as he slowed his pace to where he was walk side by side the kitten. "You know, you changed ever since we turned into animals you know that."
The kitten raised a brow and stopped, dropping the ribbon so he could speak. "Why you say that? I'm still me and your still you and Malik" He turned his head around to look at the pup and found him trying to chew is way out of the ribbon "…is still Malik."
"I know that, but you neva snapped like that before to Bakura and I neva seen you kill anything then a cockroach and even then you cried."
Ryou shook his head. "I'm still me. I neva changed one bit." Marik glared and snatched the bird off Ryou's shoulders. "Hey, that's my kill!" He hissed baring his fangs.
Marik smirked dropping the bird. "See, you turned into a kitty now your acting like one." He stepped on the bird's head with his claws out. With a dark voice he said, "You better remember who you are, or you will neva remember you were human to start with."
The kitten nodded shakily and flatten his ears under his witch hat. "Y-yes Marik." He shuttered as he backed up. He forgotten Malik was still backed there.
"KITTY!" The puppy shouted slipping out of his hold and jumping on the kitten forcing him to turn on his back. "I Love you!" he goofy said as he licked Ryou's face.
"Get off me, you mutt!" Ryou hissed scratching this way and that at the happy pup. "Help Rape!"
Marik pinched the bridge between his eyes as he chatter this teeth more. "I swear, I'll kill Bakura for leaving these two with me." He blinked and looked at the moon with some thought. "I so hope he's having a harder time then me."
"Marik help! Malik's nipping my nose!"
"But I love you so much!"
Marik glared at the two mammals with his brow twitching. "A really hard time."
The bunny did his best to back himself against the wall but that's harder when your in midair and the only walls next to you keep on moving as you struggle. Bakura whimpered watching as his enemy comes nearer and nearer to him.
"Stay back! You horrible beast!" Bakura yelled making a cross with his fingers.
But that only amused the black dog as it stood in front of the helpless bunny. It's fangs flashing in a smirk as it hit the defenseless animal with it's forepaw.
Bakura yelp hitting the wall many times thanks to his cape. That thing was nothing but trouble. He bet Ryou put a curse on it when he ripped it early that day.
The dog poked the bunny's bare chest making him shiver from it's cold flesh. Crimson eyes watched the muzzle for any signs of it ready to chomp down on him. But all it did was smell at the white fur and sneezing into it which in turns made Bakura slap his nose. When the dog backed away Bakura covered his head waiting for it to snap at him and learn to live in it's stomach like Pinocchio in that whale.
A few seconds passed and Bakura stayed in that position waiting for that feeling being in someone else's mouth. But, nothing, only silence. Was he already dead?
Bunnicula opened his eyes and stared at the dog who titled it's head to the side and wagged it's tail. Bakura stared at it for a second and pouted. "Really…are you even the same dog?"
It barked as a response and nuzzled at the white fur again. "Ahh! Get off fleabag! I already had a puppy ruin my fur tonight and I don't want another one to do the same!" The dog backed up an inch and looked at the bunny with a questionable face. "What, you upset now?"
The dog sat down and poked at the long white paws while Bakura sighed. He looked at the door and an idea struck him hard, or maybe that was the dog's claws? Maybe if I somehow get the mutt to get me down, I can hop away. He thought with an evil smirk. He loved making others do his work.
"Hey, Mutt!" The dog stopped it's playful tactics and started to growl at the bunny. "Oh crap! I mean…" He panicked. Damn it I messed up now! Something glisten in his view and it wasn't just from the white fangs nearing him. "G...Gakupo!"
The dog stopped all it's actions looking straight at Bakura with doubt. "That's your name right? Gakupo!" The dog barked happily sitting back down and wagging it's tail.
The bunny sighed in relief wiping his head from sweat. "I'm so glad I can read." He looked back at the dog's neck where a little purple collar was visible. On it was the name he called out in gold lettering. Seems like the mutt doesn't like being called names. He glanced back at it for a brief second and sweat dropped. The thing is smarter then I thought.
A thought crossed his mind. Eyeing at the dog again, who was licking it's stomach bored, Bakura voiced out, "I didn't know Mokuba owned a dog."
Black ears twitched and the head lifted up. To Bakura, it was like it was saying something about that owned thing, but all that came out of that dog's mouth was whines and whimpers.
Scratching his ear Bakura looked at the dog then back up at the stuck cape. "I so hope this works. Hey Mutt-"-the dog started to flash it's fangs again- "I mean Gakupo! Help me down pal! You own me for trying to hurt my hikari!"
The dog barked with delight and licked the bunny's face. "N-No!" Bakura protested pushing the slippery mouth away. "I didn't say lick me! I said help me!"
Gakupo whimpered poking at Bakura's nose with it's. "No, help!" The dog tilted it's head. "Help!" It titled the other way. "H-E-L-P me!" The other way. "Get me down!" It barked at him. "Argh! I give up!"
He slouched folding his arms and then his legs like he would if he was on the ground. "Stupid mutt doesn't know nothing." He muttered glaring at the K-9 who was in it's playful position. "I bet it can't even understand me unless I had food."
The bunny jumped. The dog was right at his face with it's tail wagging like a madman. Startled, Bakura lowered his ears. "W-what you want now?"
It barked sending echo's in Bakura's eardrums and nipped at his forehead. "H-hey knock it off-" The collar was right in his face! He smirked. "Thank you, brainless!" Bunnicula grabbed hold of the collar right when that nickname angered the dog again sending it into a fight mode. With all it's thrashing around the cape was pulled free, and with it, the dresser.
"Yee Haa!" Bakura managed to climb on it's back and ride it off. The dog's fangs snapped this way and that at it's back but only misses the bunny by inches. "ha, you can't catch me! Cause I'm the awesome th-" Gakupo suddenly jumped on it's back legs sending Bakura free flying straight at the door. "This might hurt."
BANG!
He was face planted on the door with a hole outlined in his shape. He raised a finger and muttered, "If you open a fortune cookie, don't read it!" And down he goes landing right on the ground in a daze.
Once or twice he blinked his eyes out of his daze to find a huge shadow over his body and the owner hovering over him with a revenge snarl. The bunny gulped, his ears and body losing all strength. He nervously laughed. "About the brainless thing…"
"Malik let go!"
"No! My chew toy!"
The kitty pulled harder on the crow's wing while Malik did the same. "I caught it and I'm eating it! Find your own!"
Malik growled gripping tighter with his fangs. "If I didn't get chased by them you won't have gotten this! So it proves it's mine!"
"Proves my ass!" Ryou snapped, his tail swaying a new level of annoyance. "If you don't get your ugly fangs off my prize I will have to use my claws."
"Oh, I'm so scared." Malik mocked, grinning under his bite. In one tug he ripped the bird from the kitten's mouth and ran off. "Early Thanksgiving here I come!"
In a flash of white, his prey was stolen from him by a ninja. "Better luck next time!" Ryou smiled racing down the sideway with the puppy behind him.
Teeth chattered so hard they seemed like they could break. "When the name of Ra did I got the job of babysitting two baka hikari's?" He glared at the two teens. Now it was Malik's turn to run around with the bird in his mouth. "Malik, dropped that disgusting thing right now!"
Malik froze in his dash and tottered over when Ryou crashed into him. Both hikari's laid on the sidewalk breathless and holding a piece of the bird with they're paws. No way they can trust the other with their catch.
Marik tsked then walked over at the tired hikari's. He stood over them with a frown. "What the hell is up with you two? It's like your turning into real cats and dogs."
Ryou was first to speak. "That lousy mutt stole my prey!"
"Lousy mutt?" Malik barked getting to his paws. "Your one to talk selfish fur ball!"
"Enough!" Marik yelled making both hikari's flinch. "Now sit!" They both did but secretly sending glares to each other. The ferret sighed playing with his shackles. "You two were suppose to be best friend yet you treat each other like enemy's! What gotten into you two?"
Both mammals looked at each other for a split second and back at Marik. "He stole my prey!"
Marik growled. "Shut up and…huh?" The ferret stopped the biggest rant he was going to scream into their ears and was staring at their furs. "Did you two roll in tar or ink?"
"No, why?" Marik pointed at Ryou's chest and the hikari looked down at it. The pure white fur around his chest area was replaced with this dark shade of black and it was growing. He yowled jumping to his paws. "What's happening to my fur?"
The ferret looked at his puppy and the same thing was happening to his muzzle. "I don't know." He blinked and looked at his own fur finding it only the tip of his tail turning black. "But I think it might be the curse of the Halloween Spirit."
Malik licked his paws till they were slobbery wet and tried to wipe the blackness off his muzzle but with no success. "It won't come off!" He whimpered licking his sore paws.
Marik glared at his tail then glanced at the hikari's. Why was their black furs bigger then his?
"Marik!" The ferret blinked out of his thoughts and looked at the kitten who had on a serious face. That was rare in his case. "If this is happening to us, does that mean Bakura is getting the same treatment?"
That's right, he forgotten all about that white bunny. "We all got the curse, so it could be happening!" Marik responded. His ears flatten, what was going to happen with them if they turn completely black? Are they going to disappear? Or become monsters?
The ferret growled under his breath. He walked right pass the two hikari's without even a second glance at them. When the hikari's looked at each other for what to do, they followed after him forgetting all about the dead crow that seemed to vanish like their furs.
Me: There another chapter done, and another mystery...something.
Ayume: You forgot your lines!
Me: Don't blame me! It's hard remembering when I listen to Kaito and Gakupo sing! (Those two are so Hot! X3)
Ayume: =sighs= whatever...how long are those two going to wear those tape?
Me: Huh? =looks over at Marik and Bakura who still have the duck tape on their mouths=...RIPE IT OFF!
The guys: O_O =waves hands=
Ayume:...I got a better idea. You! =points at readers=
Readers: Us?
Ayume: yes you! Send in a review telling us to A.) Rip it off the most hurtful way possible...or B.) Be nice and magiclly get it off them with our author powers.
Me: Plus tell me if you like the story so far! ^w^
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