Hello again! Don't worry, the action is building up and believe me, he has little interest in 'courting' :D

KittenSubZero

When can you deliver it?

KittenSubZero

A side of chocolate in a red box next to that skull would be nice

Even if I was close to tears in my anger, a rather embarrassing trait about myself I preferred never to share, I did not care about he was implying. Sandy was nice to me.

Creepy, sure.

But, overall, he was one of the sweetest, weirdest guys I knew. If he was a guy at all and not some fat chick in a spandex leotard jerking it to my plight.

SandHunter

Earths gravity, atmosphere and lack of landing space noted

SandHunter

Three days for you

KittenSubZero

Aww sweet

What was he talking about?

Play along, I told myself, biting my lip to keep in a smile; he was protective. How cute.

KittenSubZero

Why the skull?

KittenSubZero

Why not an ear or something?

SandHunter

Skulls are trophies

I popped my lower lip, raising an eyebrow even higher at that statement. Oookay.

SandHunter

But presenting a skull to a female is instigating courting

Wait. Courting? My brow furrowed in confusion as my fingers itched to type when he replied once more, explaining his bogus answer.

SandHunter

But that only applies to certain females

Court? As in, date? Did he...?

KittenSubZero

I'm flattered, big guy. But are you my type?

Tease.

SandHunter

What is your standard for a male?

KittenSubZero

Well...

Yeah, I would tease him and I felt elated doing so.

KittenSubZero

I like tall guys. They make me feel safe. Muscles are yummy too, but only if they're like labor or training gained. That's another thing I like, guys who have physical hobbies like exercises, training or hunting you know? Something about watching a man work up a sweat is absolutely delicious.

SandHunter

Ah

KittenSubZero

What's your ideal girl?

SandHunter

I prefer females with spirit, zest and a sense of survival.

SandHunter

I enjoy fighters

KittenSubZero

Ha! I don't know many females like that

SandHunter

Then I imagine males are battling for your affections

KittenSubZero

No not really

SandHunter

What?

KittenSubZero

They overlook me and ridicule me too much to receive my affections. I have been intimate before but I never held any affection for them

SandHunter

Fools

SandHunter

You have my affections