Hello again! Don't worry, the action is building up and believe me, he has little interest in 'courting' :D
KittenSubZero
When can you deliver it?
KittenSubZero
A side of chocolate in a red box next to that skull would be nice
Even if I was close to tears in my anger, a rather embarrassing trait about myself I preferred never to share, I did not care about he was implying. Sandy was nice to me.
Creepy, sure.
But, overall, he was one of the sweetest, weirdest guys I knew. If he was a guy at all and not some fat chick in a spandex leotard jerking it to my plight.
SandHunter
Earths gravity, atmosphere and lack of landing space noted
SandHunter
Three days for you
KittenSubZero
Aww sweet
What was he talking about?
Play along, I told myself, biting my lip to keep in a smile; he was protective. How cute.
KittenSubZero
Why the skull?
KittenSubZero
Why not an ear or something?
SandHunter
Skulls are trophies
I popped my lower lip, raising an eyebrow even higher at that statement. Oookay.
SandHunter
But presenting a skull to a female is instigating courting
Wait. Courting? My brow furrowed in confusion as my fingers itched to type when he replied once more, explaining his bogus answer.
SandHunter
But that only applies to certain females
Court? As in, date? Did he...?
KittenSubZero
I'm flattered, big guy. But are you my type?
Tease.
SandHunter
What is your standard for a male?
KittenSubZero
Well...
Yeah, I would tease him and I felt elated doing so.
KittenSubZero
I like tall guys. They make me feel safe. Muscles are yummy too, but only if they're like labor or training gained. That's another thing I like, guys who have physical hobbies like exercises, training or hunting you know? Something about watching a man work up a sweat is absolutely delicious.
SandHunter
Ah
KittenSubZero
What's your ideal girl?
SandHunter
I prefer females with spirit, zest and a sense of survival.
SandHunter
I enjoy fighters
KittenSubZero
Ha! I don't know many females like that
SandHunter
Then I imagine males are battling for your affections
KittenSubZero
No not really
SandHunter
What?
KittenSubZero
They overlook me and ridicule me too much to receive my affections. I have been intimate before but I never held any affection for them
SandHunter
Fools
SandHunter
You have my affections
