Madeez: I AM BACK!
Pi: I RULE! I advertised this story and made it get read ^_^
Madee: Yeah...but Pi still put in the first TEN dares in ONE review -_- Hogging chapters is mean!
Pi: TEEHEEE!
MadeeThePhirana
Madeez: Holy wtc?
This is Pi BTW! :D
ANYWHO...
I am teh Hackerz01z! :3 BWAHAHA.
k I'm done.
1. I hate my orthodontist. They screwed up my teeth. So you must devour
them! Did I say devour? heh heh
Madee: *magic powers Haug Orthodontics* DRESS UP IN CAKE SUITS!
Staff peoplez: O.o
Pi: I HATE YOU! DO IT NOW!
L: Did someone say cake...$_$ Oh my gosh CAKE! *devours*
2. Mello and Light must FIGHT TO TEH DEATH over you Madee! Whist me and L
watch eating popcorn.
Light: Mello, why did you steal Madee?
Mello: She came willingly! Didn't you!
Madee: Leave me out of this xD
Light: UGH YOU #$&R$($)#
Mello: *pulls out gun*
Madee: NOOOOOOO!
Pi and L: *eating popcorn nomz* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Light: *Kills Mello with Death Note*
Madee: NO! *magic powers*
3. Watari must dress up in a telephone costume because he's L's personal
phone!
Madee: WATARI! DRESS UP IN THIS TELEPHONE COSTUME!
Watari: But-
Pi: DO IT. NAO.
Watari: *dresses up*
Pi and Madee: TEEEEEEHEEEE!
4. PARAMORE PARTY. Blast Paramore and dance like NEVAR BEFORE!
Radio: "I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF MISERY..."
Misa: OOOH! Misa Misa likes to dance!
Light: Do I have to?
Madee and Pi: *eyes aflame* YEESSS!
Light: *does the jerk*
L: I'm gonna sit here and observe...
Radio: "L MUST DANCE TO MAKE PI HAPPY..."
Madee: I thought I knew all these songs...
5. L... L L L. Your name is now spelled "Ehhle"! I love j00s.
Ehhle: Egh...
Pi: Heh.
6. Why are there no black people? ALL OF YOU MUST NOW BE BLACK!
Madee: *magic powers*
Near: My hair is the opposite color of my skin...
Ehhle: WHY ARE YOU STILL WHITE, MADEE?
Kristen: Dude. nothing happened to me...
7. Light's Dad! I still don't know your name. Stalk Misa for a week.
Madee: MISA DIDN'T HEAR THAT! *magic powers*
Misa: Wh-what just happened?
Pi: Soichiro stalk Misa!
-One week later-
Misa: *runs in* HELP! HELP! A FREAKY DUDE WITH A BEARD IS STALKING ME!
Pi: TEEEEHHEEEE.
TRUTH: Ryuk why do you need apples?
Ryuk: Reasons.
Pi: TELL ME.
Ryuk: Because they're like a drug in my world! I'm addicted!
Madee: O.o
TRUTH: Ryuk who do you think is prettier me or Madee?
Ryuk: Pi. Easy.
TRUTH: How old are you Misa? Because you COULD be like an old granny...
*shudder*
Misa: Ewww! I'm twenty five!
9. L! 7 Minutes in Heaven with me k? :D
Pi: *Drags Ehhle into the one-way glass 7-minutes-in-heaven booth*
Madee: Tee hee...they don't know that we can see them...
Pi: *glomps*
-7 minutes later-
Madee: PI! GET OUT HERE!
Pi: *doesn't respond*
10: AND SINCE YOU FORCED ME... 11: Madee and Mello. 7 Minutes in Heaven.
Madee: Ok Mello! Since Pi and Ehhle are in the other booth we'll have to go to the bedroom! *drags Mello* *glomps*
-7 minutes later-
Mello: TEE HEE!
Matt: I love you!
Matt: Do you like video games?
Pi: Yes!
Matt: I LOVE YOU TOO!
k plz xpt dis ily bai
Madee: OTAY BAI!
COLOPHON (hehe we're nerds)
Kristen: The only black person in our gifted class.
Song: Misery Business by Paramore.
Made at Pi's house. Cuz Madee practically lives here.
BAI!