Okay. I thought that this would be easy. I thought that like every reviewer would get what Cirle means. It took a while for my friend to get it too! I can't believe no one noticed that Cirle is Elric spelled backwards. Oh well. Anyways, I'm actually supposed to be studying for my science Final, but the computer was in front of me! It was calling me to make another chapter, so I had to do it!
Ed actually made it into class on time! He was able to set up the lesson he had planed in five seconds. That was all the time he had.
"Okay, who can tell me Alchemy's first principle?" Ed said in front of the entire class.
He saw Al immediately shoot up his hand. "Anyone else have the answer?" Ed said trying to figure out if the rest of the class knew a thing about alchemy.
Then Jaden rose his hand up. Ed was relived to know that the last teacher actually taught them something.
"Uh, don't blow things up?" Jaden said laughing.
"Dropping tuna in the mix is a no no?" Syrus tried.
They started to get on Ed's nerves. He then decided to give up and tell them.
"No, and no. First off, sometimes in Alchemy you try to blow things up. Though usually that's illegal, so don't try it. And using tuna when alchemy is only useful when making lunch. Alchemy's first principle is-" and then Al started mouthing the words to the principle "Humanity can't gain anything without first giving something up in return. In order to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's principle of equivalent exchange. Any questions?"
Then Chazz raised his hand. "Yes." Ed said while drawing a alchemy circle on the floor.
"Why the heck are you destroying school property by drawing on the floor." Chazz said as annoying as ever.
"Why don't you come up here and I'll show you." Ed said with a grin.
Chazz nervously walked up to the front of the class.
"Now, let me show you how to transmute a object. First, draw a transmutation circle. Not now, first watch here. Now Chazz, what do you think is the scariest thing on earth?"
"This class." Chazz said keeping his cool tone of voice. There was a few laughs through the crowd.
"Ha ha, very funny. Guess I'll have to choose for you." Ed said. He then picked up the stack of paper to use for his transmutation.
He pressed his hands against the circle, and soon the paper had turned into something every person in the class feared. It was too scary for comprehension. Every student shuttered in fright as they looked of it. One boy from Ra gave a high pitched girly scream and ran out of the room and shouted, "Help! It's going to get me!" While others hid under their desks. Ed had in created the scariest thing known to man.
"Come on ya babies! It's just a origami copy of Crowler! I mean, sure, he's ugly, he's stupid, he has no dueling skills, he looks like a mix between a girl and a boy, and...the real standing right behind me isn't he." Chazz said.
And in fact the real Crowler was standing behind Chazz, with a red as a tomato face. There was steam coming out of his head.
"What is the meaning of this?" Shouted Crowler.
Then Ed stood in. He had dealed with hot heads and over active egos -cough- Mustang -cough- and he knew just how to handle them right.
"Oh, I was just giving the students a example of alchemy, so Chazz here said I should make a copy of, as he put it, 'that idiot of a teacher Crowler' I told him it isn't right to insult teachers, but he didn't listen. I made the copy, and then he went on how he hated it and the real thing." Ed said in a calm voice trying to change the story. No one in the class complained because, 1.They hated Chazz, 2. Crowler was around 3. Their grade depended on their silence and 4. They really hated Chazz.
"What! Chazz! Hmfp! I guess being with those Slifer Slackers brought you down to their level. Well, I bet some time in detention should fix that!" Crowler said yelling as he pulled Chazz out of the room by the ear.
So then Ed turned to the class. "Now that he's gone, let me teach you all how to make soda and chips with alchemy! Party!"
The whole class cheered. "Mr. Cirle" was now officially their favorite teacher.
Now that the chapter is finished(See, I work on the chapter little by little in my free time)I have good news to bring you. Finals are finished and I am free from school for the summer! Yay! Party. Though now I'm scared of High School. Help! I heard they have way too much work at the school I'm going to!