E took his beanie off and ran his fingers through his semi long blonde hair.
"FUCK! The cops are here! We gotta get outta here! but how?"
E stopped when he felt his phone ringing. He pulled it out and answered.
"Hello?"
"Yo its yah boi King Genocide. I got a plan for you to get out homie."
E nodded. "Thanks dude. I appreciate it."
"No prob bro, but check it. I think GD ratted you out."
E laughed. "Nah he knows not to mess up a second time. The cops probably got a call from that little paranoid fuck Clyde. Lincoln hasnt been callin. Also i think he saw me at the window smokin...actually could you find a way to get my boi outta jail please?"
"I got you!"
They ended the call as Levi was waking up.
"What happened E?"
E walked over and helped his friend up. "Levi... the cops are here. We need to gather them all up and head over to Mr. Grouses place."
Levi nodded. "Lets hurry."
"First... i got an idea." E said with a smirk on his face.
He walked over to the closet and looked at the various hair dye's Leni owned. He grabbed the white hair dye.
"Yo dumb bitch! Get my hair done!"
Levi looked at him dumbfounded. "E...we dont have time for thi-"
"We have at least fifteen minutes until thay take notice that this is a hostage situation and then in about another twenty before they begin asking for demands. Plenty of time."
"But why the white hair?"
"You'll find out"
Leni took him into the bathroom and about fifteen minutes he was done. E went into Lincoln's room and got undressed. He put on an orange shirt and some jeans. Kept the Jordans though.
Once back he began to shout orders.
They began to make them all huddle close together. Once done they went through the back door and jumped the fence. The police took notice as they did so.
Once inside they all stood close together. E and Levi looked everyone over.
"Ready for the next request?" E asked.
Levi nodded.
E then punched Levi so hard he saw stars. E threw him down and tied him up. He pulled a piece of bacon from his pocket and slid it down the length of his penis.
"(whistle) Charles!"
Charles bounded in and set his eyes on the crispy treat. He ate it off and took some of Levi's left testicle with it.
Levi cried out in pain as E took the little white haired fuck.
"Put on this jacket!"
E threw Lincoln a dark grey jacket. He caught it and put it on. He then turned to Leni.
"Put this on!" He threw her an ugly coat. She put it on as well.
E untied Levi and handed him a gun. "Dont worry dude... its almost over.
E then went upstairs to the window with Mr. Grouse. He pushed his head out so all the police could see.
He blew his head off with a sawed off shotgun.
Im kinda scared about the next request.
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