I'm so sorry this is so late! My computer was in repair, so I had to go 3 days without internet, gahhh, it was horrid! But I sucked it up when I got it, and quickly got to work on this! It wasn't exactly how I wanted to write it, but it came out alright.


"KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!"

The menacing sound and the dark purple aura spread about the whole room when he saw Yao and the two men.

The bar grew deathly quiet for those who knew the Russian, knew when he made that sound, someone was either going to get killed, oh be so beaten they would never speak or walk outside again.

The gray haired man stopped just inches away from China's lips as he started to shake violently.

"S-Shin…did you h-hear that?" He asked the taller man.

Shin gulped. "Y-Yea Vlad…I-Its Russia!" But before the men could do anything, Ivan appeared behind Shin with a lead pipe in hand, making Vlad stare in fear up at the giant nation before them.

"Kolkolkol!~" He said again, as Shin quickly pushed the Chinese man into Ivan and running over to his smaller friend. They held each other as they were stricken with fear.

Russia had on that smile that could kill in a instant, as he looked down to see China staring at him, mouth slightly ajar, face completely red and stumbling a bit to stay up. Ivan frowned slightly as Yao clutched onto the Russians jacket, hoping to keep himself up. Russia's attention was quickly brought back to the two men. Smile put back in place.

"Oh! H-Hallo Mr. Russia…we didn't expect you t-to be here today!" Vlad stuttered.

"Da…I like to come here when I'm feeling…depressed." Russia said griping his lead pipe tightly. "I also see you met my lover Yao-Yao~"

The two men looked at each other. "L-lover!" Said Shin, terrified to hear the answer.

"Da." Russia said plainly, grabbing Yao's waist pulling him closer. "It seems you two were making a move on him. I don't appreciate that since he belongs to me, I just might have to kill you now, da?" Ivan said so happily, if it were any other scene you would think he was the happiest man in the world.

"N-no way! Listen Mr. Russia, he came onto us!" Shin yelled.

"Y-yea, he was s-so wasted he wanted me to kiss him I told him no, but h-he kept persisting!" Yelled Vlad.

Ivan looked down at Yao.

"Yao." Russia called.

The Asian immediately looked up and stared deep into those violet eyes.

"This is true da?"

China slowly shook his head no, leaning into Russia's coat.

"Ah… So you lied to me da?" Russia said looking back up to the men. Using his one hand he brought the lead pipe up, ready to strike. He Flung it down and-

"WAIT!" The black haired man yelled falling to his knees along with Vlad, bowing.

"Ok ok! W-we did get him the drink, and we did try to hit on him were so SORRY! We didn't know he belong to you! REALLY!" He said bowing over and over again.

"You didn't just get him drunk." Ivan said. "You drugged him did you not?"

"N-no…" The gray haired man lied, looking away.

"Ah, I know you sell illegal drugs Vladimir, do not lie to me. I also know you sell date rape drugs, so you must have had some on you."

There was silence. "J-Just tell him!" Shin whispered.

"No way, if we get caught drugging him, we'll be completely and brutally demolished by him!" Vlad whispered back. "There's no way he can find out anyway."

Ivan's smile grew from ear to ear. "I have ways of figuring it out Vlad…"

"H-How did he hear us!" Both thought at the same time.

Ivan grabbed Yao's chin, and bent down to his height.

"Yao…" Ivan whispered with such sweetness, it sent shivers down the smaller nation's spine. "Please forgive me for this da?" With that the Russian slowly and softly kissed China on the lips. The Asian immediately opened his mouth as Russia invaded the cavern, savoring every moment. Yao moaned into the kiss, as his heart began to thump like crazy. Ivan smiled into the kiss, and continued enjoying the reaction he was getting.

"He's going to murder me if he remembers this tomorrow." Ivan thought to himself, making him smirk even more.

After at least 30 seconds, which seemed like hours to China, Yao broke the kiss, panting heavily.

"Mm." The taller nation licked his lips. "Delicious." Still staring into Yao's dazed clouded eyes, he spoke.

"Not so fast you two."

The two men flinched frozen in place. "Dang it we almost got away!" They could hear each other say.

"Let's see, I taste Vodka Tonic and some unknown taste that must be the drug. You can taste the difference, I know my Vodka. So you guys lied again. How troublesome."

"Err, I can't take it anymore!" Vlad yelled. "I have been letting you run us for too long!" He took out a knife he had hidden in his pocket.

"V-Vlad what are you doing! Are you crazy, you can't go up against a nation! Especially one as scary as Russia!" Shin yelled.

"Your comrade is right; do you really want to do this?" Ivan asked emotionless.

"I'm t-tried of you! I don't care if I'm s-scared, this ends here! And you know what…we did drug him. We gave him some Viagra and a ruffie…heh, we were totally gonna mess him up before you came along!"

Russia snarled at the man. He was starting to get annoyed, and the fact that they gave such drugs as those to his sweet little flower was not going to cut it. Russia let go of China and swung towards Vlad.

The gray haired man dogged just in time, only to let his friend get struck in the side instead.

"AGHH!" Yelled shin, feeling his ribs crack under the intense power.

Vlad went for a hit, but Russia easily dogged it, ramming his pipe down crashing into Vlads right shoulder, missing the arm with the knife.

"Ah!" The smaller man yelled. "Its no good, I can't hit him." "WAIT!" He said out loud. He quickly ran over to China, and held the knife up to his throat.

"YAO!" Ivan yelled loudly.

"One more move, and I kill him right here and now!" China started to shake; tears came from his eyes as he reached out his hand towards Russia.

"Russia! –Hic- R-Russia aru!" Yao chocked out. Everything was so confusing, his brain was starting to shut down, the drugs were starting to take full effect, as he could also feel himself getting hot and flustered.

"Yao?"

"Oh!~" The man smirked. "It seems my drugs are starting to take effect yah?" He slid the hand without the knife up his shirt, sliding all around his body. The ebony haired nation squealed under the mans cold touch. He didn't want to be touch by him he didn't want this to happen.

"Why me!" China screamed in his head.

"Получите от него!" (Get off him!) Ivan yelled angrily.

"Mm!~" Vlad moaned as he moved his hand down below Yao's waist band to his pants grabbing China's force erected member.

"IVAN!" Yao yelled loudly tears falling.

"Ugh!" That was the first time Yao had used his human name. It sounded so right when he said it. Russia thought to himself, anger only reaching maximum rage.

"Убью тебя!" (Ill kill you!) Russia said gripping his pipe running towards Vlad.

"Принесите его!" (Bring it!) Vlad smirked.

Vlad was just about to cut Yao's throat, when something stopped him. He didn't know what it was, but it made him pause for a moment, allowing Russia to get the hit. "Mabye I couldn't really kill a person." He thought to himself.

Just like that, the lead pipe connected itself with Vlads head. He fell down in pain, dropping his knife to hold his head.

"Я думаю ... вы потеряете, да?" (I guess…you lose, da?)

He threw his lead pipe down again and again…and again. Blood splattered everywhere, the whole time, Ivan smiling madly as he killed the man. All the sudden his arm was grabbed. He looked down; growling until he saw Yao's panting pleading face.

"P-Please Ivan! S-stop aru…" China wrapped his arms around Ivan, holding him tightly tears drenching his coat.

Small tears began to fall down Russia's face, as he grabbed China and held him tightly. "Мне так жаль Яо" (I'm so sorry Jao)

"I-Ivan." Huff- "I need you aru…" China said softly face flustered.

"I'm right here Yao." Russia said.

"N-no, I mean I NEED you!" He emphasized rubbing his body on Ivan's one leg, trying to get friction.

"Eh? Yao!" Ivan stated, a little shocked. "P-Please, -Hic- it hurts s-so much aru!" He said reaching down for his throbbing member.

Ivan quickly grabbed China's hand and stopped him. "Don't you dare." Ivan Commanded leaning down. "Only I can touch you there." He kissed Yao again, this time it was hotter, more lust then ever. And this time it was Yao who tried to push his tongue into Ivan's.

"Hmm…Feisty. To bad you're drugged." He quickly swooped Yao up bridle style.

"Lets get you to my house, da?" Russia said smiling down at Yao.

Yao nodded wrapping his arms around Ivan's neck.

"P-Please, Hurry aru!" Begged Yao.


Ok! So this chapter was originally suppose to have the smex scene, but as I wrote it, I noticed that it would be way to long! So sorry, but you have to wait till next chapter. We'll at least you have something to look forward to!