-theme song plays-
Sora: -runs onto stage to big spotlight- -shifty eyes- -sits down-
Kay: O...k... Welcome to Interview with Naruto Characters... I'm your hostess, Kaytlyn, accompanied by Dannie...
Dannie: Ooh! That's me! That's me! -shimmer smile-
Kay: Have you been hanging out with Lee and Gai again?
Dannie: Yosh! I mean... nooo...
Kay: ...Okie-dokie, then... I am also here with Sora...
Sora: -out of breath- Hi
Dannie: Uhh... Sora? It's really not that long of a run...
Sora: It's called dramatic effect, baka...
Kay: Ok then... So our guests today are the members of Team 8!
Dannie: Kibaba!!
RG: Does she have a crush on someone from every team?
Dannie: I thought I told you we were talking! Don't make me come down there!
RG: Yes, ma'am...
Kay: CAN WE PLEASE GO ON!?
Dannie&RG: Yes ma'am...
Kay: That's better... Now give a warm welcome--NO GLOMPING--to Team 8!
Dannie: -hangs head rejectedly-
-Team 8 walks in, lead by Kurenai Sensei-
Dannie: KIBABA! -glomp-
Kay: -facepalm- WHAT DID I JUST FINISH TELLING YOU!
Dannie: Sowwy... -still attatched to Kiba-
Shino: Why didn't you glomp me?
Dannie&Sora: You're creepy...
Hinata: -pats Shino comfortingly-
Kay: -bee lands on arm- -eyes widen in horror- whineAahhhh!!!
Shino: I like bugs
Kay: Get the bee off me!
Dannie: -grabs cue cards and starts to whack bee-
--15 min. later--
Dannie: OH MY GOD, IT JUST WON'T DIE!
Shino: Yeah... That's my pet... I named him Billy
Dannie: So is it a boy or a girl?
Shino: It's an it
Dannie: I LOVE ITS!
Kay: OH MY GOD, THERE'S STILL A BEE ON ME!
Sora: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Kurenai: Shouldn't you be asking us questions? I was told there was going to be questions...
Kay: -through gritted teeth- I would ask you a question... BUT THERE'S A FLIPPING BEE ON MY ARM!
Dannie: I'm surprised it's still there... I mean... I've tried to kill it about a thousand times...
Sora: -picks up bee- Uhh... It's plastic...
Dannie: -looks over to Shino- Billy's plastic?
Shino: Yeah... I put it there when you guys called me creepy...
Sora: That was, like, 30 minutes ago...
Shino: Well, actually 20
Kurenai: Can we please just get on with the questions?
Kay: Y'know I get to decide what's on this show, right?
Kurenai: Yeah... but I was told there'd be question's and I prepared
Kay: Prepared for me to ask you questions? But you don't even know what the questions are.
Kurenai: It's not that hard when you have a pupil with Byakugan
Hinata: I-it was a secret...
Sora: Like the fact that you like Naruto?
Dannie: Secretly likes Naruto... y'know... like Kay here... She calls him "Narnar"!
Kiba: -breaks out in laughter- -gasp for breath- Ha! Narnar! That's rich! -laughs more-
Hinata: -loses shyness- What? Narnar?! He's mine, bitch! -cracks knuckles menacingly-
Sora: Maybe she doesn't need Neji...
Dannie: No, Neji should get in on this... They'll look back on it and think of it as a family moment!
Sora: Ok!
Dannie: -flips out cellphone- Speed dial #2!
Sora: Who's #1?
Dannie: Kishi Sensei, duh!
--2 seconds later--
Neji: -bursts in-
Dannie: Woah... he's fast... Wait, did Lee give you a piggyback ride? 'Cause I was supposed to be next!
Neji: -ignores Dannie and goes to beat the crap out of Kay-
Dannie&Sora: Alright, I'll talk to you later, then!
--2 hours later--
-Dannie and Sora are talking with cappuchinos in hand-
Dannie: Wow... They've been going at it long enough for us to Konoha, get coffee, and come back... -sip-
Sora: We live in Konoha...
Dannie: -sip- Yeah, but we had to go, like, 7 blocks or something!
Sora: Sometimes I wonder how you got on the show... -sip-
Dannie: It's my charming personality and humerous wit!
Sora: -accusing look- -sip-
Dannie: Ok, fine, I'm friends with her. -points towards Kay-
Kay's voice: JUST END THE FLIPPING SHOW!!!
Dannie: So you don't think I'm the slightest bit funny?
Sora: In a surprisingly retarded way, yes, you are funny. But shouldn't we do something?
Dannie: You're bringing this up 2 hours later?!
Sora: Ok, you know what? You've had your fun, now I'm just going to end the show. Signing off for myself and my little sis, Kay, this is Sora...
Dannie: And I'm Dannie, and I'm signing off for myself, since I'm just that talented!
-Dannie and Sora walk off-
Dannie: So she thought I actually thought I wouldn't do it!
Sora: I know! It's you! -looks over shoulder- Hey, look, Kiba and Akamaru joined in!
Dannie: KIBABA!
-ending theme plays-
A/N: For those who are giving me requests, I actually had a few of these chapters pre-written, so your team may not come on for a while. But sooner or later, I will get to accepting requests. Thanks for trying to get involved, though, it helps me know that people actually appreciate this enough to read this and submit their own idea. And if that seems sarcastic, I don't mean for it to.