Welcome to District Y-010!
Run to the Hills!
Alice inhaled, her face filled with determination. Stretching her arms, kicking her feet, doing a little sport, she then took her trustworthy best friend, the infamous baseball bat named Voldemort and grip it tightly.
"We can do this, Voldemort!" she said firmly, and swung the baseball bat with power. "We will survive this district! Because I have you, and you have me!" she smiled at her baseball bat and sighed; "I have you, you have me~ We are happy family~"
Blood dropped a sweat on his temple.
(Will this girl survive…?) he thought, twitching at her antics.
Alice then, bringing Voldemort in one hand, entered the living room carrying a big backpack. Grandma Anne frowned at this.
"Alice, what's with that backpack, my dear?"
"It's all food, don't worry." Alice waved cheerfully.
Grandma frowned even deeper. "What about guns? Ammo? All of that is food?"
Alice frowned in stupid confusion. "Well, I need food! Or I'll die from starvation!"
Blood didn't even want to think how this would turn out. Grandma just laughed.
"Alright, suit yourself, dearie." The woman pulled out a galaxy tab and a hologram monitor appeared beside her. "So this is the map of District Y-010. This is not for public, so it will turn on self-destruction function if someone tries to send it via internet or any connections available."
"You mean deletes itself?" Alice corrected.
"Haha! No. I mean blasting the whole tab." Grandma said nonchalantly. Alice gulped. The woman then proceeded to explain the areas of the district.
"The central district is very dangerous; Gangsters live here in the underground. This manor is located in the north side of this district; all of this area is mine." Grandma smiled as if it was nothing to own a mountain for herself. Alice frowned.
"What about your men? They don't live here?"
Grandma giggled. "Oh, darling…You're sharp! My men and Lorina stays in Italy. We practically rule that country."
Alice almost wanted to faint at the thought that her family 'owned' a country such as Italy.
"On the south side, is the Yakuza; Japanese mob. They're very discipline, so don't mess their territory with any trash or dirt; they'll cut your head off with a wakizashi."
The teen shivered.
"The west side is quite barren and crowdless, because it's a very dangerous territory near the sea, ruled by the Assassins. Entering that area is like entering Uni Soviet back in the old days in World War II…Ahh, those were good days…" Grandma sighed nostalgically.
I suppose we need to put on reminder that Grandma Anne was 95 right then.
"Oh, and the eastern side is practically mine as well, but I handed it to the care of my old friend, Ma—I mean Lord Gowland. He owns many public facilities here; school, mall, even an amusement park." Grandma then sent the map to Alice's own tab, then crossed her arms.
"I want you to explore this district and…Blood, is that ready?"
Blood bowed and then presented a big apple pie. Alice twitched. He then sliced it into sixteen pieces and put it in a container, before wrapping it with a red cloth. The butler then handed it to Alice.
"Wh…What do you want me to do with these? Having a picnic?"
Grandma Anne laughed in an outburst. "No, silly! I want you to greet the children of each territory, and give them a piece of pie!"
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"Are you joking or not?"
"No, I'm serious."
"…Why pie?"
Grandma giggled again and patted her grand-daughter's limp shoulder.
"Because, everyone loves pie!"
~.X.~
And so, it was a reversed version of the Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood was sent away from her Grandmother's house for a suicidal mission; feeding pie to wolves.
Unknown to her, Grandma Anne was watching her departure from the third floor. The woman hummed, and tapped her chin tentatively.
"Oh, Blood, I forgot to tell her something very important." She said to her butler, who straightened his posture.
"Should I go after her and inform it, Madam?"
Grandma shook her head. "I suppose I will have to order you to stalk her." She said. Blood raised his eyebrows. "You are allowed to act if she's attacked by the Afterimages." She noted, and turned to the window again. "If you, are to help her in other attacks, I will know, and you will have your head off by sunset. Am I clear?"
"Yes, Madam."
The butler went away in silence.
Grandma chuckled, then walked away from the window. "I guess I'll have a bubble bath before leaving for the business…Bandy, are you coming with—hmm…?"
Grandma stopped and looked around. "Bandy-baby-Snatch…? Where is he?"
~.X.~
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"Miaw…"
"…"
"Purrr…"
"B-Bandersnatch…Why are you following me?" Alice shivered as she had a lion purring around her feet. She then glared to her baseball bat. "What do you mean it's my fault!? Because I bring a roasted deer?"
The girl then glared at her grandma's lion. "Y-You want my roasted deer?"
"Roaarrr…!"
"Go home!" Alice stuck out her tongue and protectively hugged her backpack. "This is my food! Go home and get it yourself!"
The girl started to ran away, but the lion kept purring as he followed her.
"No! Bandy, go home! I am not giving you my food! Shoo!"
"Mrrrr…"
"Voldemort, shut up! I've never eaten a roasted deer, okay?" she yelled at her baseball bat. "Yes! It's everything to me! I love to eat!" she then gasped; "What do you mean I'm fat!?"
"Purrrr~"
BOOM
"The hell was that?" Alice gasped, finding herself hugging her grandma's lion. The ground just shook, and the loud noise was repeated for some times. Alice looked around and noticed a long-haired girl and approached her to ask.
"Excuse me, what's that sound?"
The teen turned to her with an annoyed frown. "…What?"
Alice narrowed her eyes, and then rubbed them with her hands. She then stared at the person again.
"Y-You're a boy."
"…"
"Sorry, I thought…Nevermind, do you know what's that BOOM-ing noises all about?"
The navy-haired girl—er, boy, huffed and stared into the distance which was where the noises coming from. "Probably the Gangsters." He mumbled.
Alice gulped. She then pondered; that was the way to the central side. And that's where the Gangsters, were probably blowing up the roads. Was she going that way first?
"Hah! Are you kidding me?" she scoffed and went straight to the other way, to the west. And then she paused.
…
That's the way to the Assassins…And Grandma said it's like Uni Soviet in World War II…Was she going that way…?
"Phfft! Who am I kidding? This way, Voldemort!" she turned to the south, and Bandersnatch followed.
The navy-haired boy twitched at her stupid indecisive acts.
(What is wrong with this girl…?) he thought.
…
The south was going straight to the Yakuza. They loved hygiene so much, they'd chop anyone's head if they had dirt on their streets. Alice then glanced to Bandersnatch.
She watched the lion dropping drools as he kept purring around her feet.
…
"Hahaha, if I'm going South, I had to go cross those Gangsters…So…" Alice froze in her spot, shivering. She then pulled her head in frustration.
"Where do I go!? Voldemort, do something!"
The navy-haired boy narrowed his eyes in pure annoyance as he watched the girl debating with her baseball bat, while her lion was drooling circles.
(What kind of idiot am I seeing? Is she for real…?)
Too annoyed by her ramblings, the boy then sighed and approached her.
"Hey, I can accompany you to the central district. It's not really dangerous as long as you know where not to go." He offered.
The boy sweat-dropped as he watched the girl was staring at him with super-grateful-eyes.
"Y-You'd do that for me?" she sniffed with watery eyes.
"…Only if you stop rambling in a circle."
"Sure! Sure! Anything for you!" Alice gratefully cheered. "I'm Alice! What about you? Come on! Let's go!" she dragged the boy as he was almost tell her his name.
"I'm Julius." He said as he led the way to the central district.
Alice nodded. "Alright! I'll call you King Julien."
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"No! I'm not a lemur!" Julius deadpanned in irritated. Great, he just offered his kindness, and this girl thanked him by naming him after the Lord of Lemurs.
"So, King Julien! What's on the central side, aside from the Gangsters?"
(She's not listening.) Julius quickly gave up at changing his nickname, and sighed.
"The malls, the amusement park…the public park, and many shops. Where do you want to go around there, anyway?"
"Do you know the names of the Gangster's child?"
(She's totally not listening.) Julius mentally sighed and crossed his arms.
"Vivaldi Dupre. Actually he's not an only child, but his brothers are sent away by their parents to gain more strengths and finally inherit the Gangsters." He explained.
"Okay, thanks for that. Do you know where I can find him? Hey, you know what Bandersnatch? I'm going to call him Antonio Vivaldi! That's cool, right?"
Julius sighed, unimpressed. "You call a boy you haven't met as a great classic musician, and you call me the Lord of Lemurs."
"Antonio Vivaldi was a priest. King Julien rules the Lemurs. You should be proud to be named after a king rather than a priest." Alice suggested smugly.
Julius facepalmed.
"Gyaaaaah! They're battling!" random people shrieked and ran away from where they were going to. Alice gulped.
"Why are they having a Kill Field now!? And why not at the school ground!?"
"Shut up and just run to the hills! Run for your lives!"
Alice froze as they finally arrived to see what's going on. In the middle of the public park, were teenagers around her age. They were divided into two unbalanced group. One was a girl with her hundreds of cliques behind, glaring at the other side; a grinning punk with twins laughing out loud on the ground.
"I'mma show you who's the boss here, ya rich bastards!" the girl, a purplette with an ugly snarl, stomped one foot and spat. "I'll fucking chop your head off!" she unleashed dual knives from her pockets.
The boys laughed.
"Ahahaha! Do you see that? He's challenging us, Dum!" the blue-eyed twin laughed with teary eyes.
"Are you mad? Just because we blew your lunch, Viv?" the red-eyed twin sneered.
"Oh, sorry 'bout that, yer majesty." The emo-haired boy grinned mockingly. "I was just wondering why a handsome boy like you spending times with many girls. I'm so curious that I accidentally flipped your burger lunch! Ahaha!"
"Shut the fuck up! I'm not a boy! I'm a girl! How many fucking times should I tell you that, you fucking numbskull?" the girl prepared her knives. "We're settling this with a Kill Field." She growled.
The three boys smirked and stood on their stances. "Bring it on, rich basta—"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Stahp eet!" the whole park froze as Alice had appeared in the middle of them, carrying a box of pie. "Who wants pie?"
The girl shivered in wrath. A Super Saiyajin power was emitted in her background as she held her knives and dashed towards Alice.
"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP! SCRAM YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
"GYAAAH! SAVE ME VOLDEMORT!" Alice cried as she ran while carrying the pie. "MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP! I DON'T EVEN—"
BANG BANG BANG
"Who the fuck told you to get in ma way!?" the purplette roared, now shooting frenzy bullets towards the dark blonde. "You fucking asshole! Who told you to do that!? WHO!? YA BITCH!"
BANG BANG BANG
…
Julius sweat-dropped. Bandersnatch to his chance to rip the girl's backpack and hunt his roasted deer. The emo-punk and his twin minions watched in an awe.
"What is that girl doing carrying pie?" the emo-punk twitched.
"Vivaldi is a girl!?" the twins gasped in revelation.
Julius hummed seriously. "Oh, so Vivaldi Dupre is a girl…I never know that…" he nodded to himself.
BANG BANG BANG
"I-I was just going to give you a delicious pie!" Alice cried as she kept running with the pie in her hand.
"I don't fucking give a shit! Do I look like I want a piece of your fucking pie!? NO! DIE! DIE!" Vivaldi Dupre roared in Sparta spirit as she kept terrorizing the poor dark blonde.
Alice grimaced and then saw a circle of fountain. She then ran around it, followed by the monstrous wrathful Vivaldi, who kept missing the girl from her bullets.
"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, IDIOT!?" Vivaldi roared as she took a different turn to get the girl in front of her guns.
Alice gasped and fell down, accidentally throwing the pie.
SPLATTER
…
"Hey, that girl is badass!"
"She actually give Vivaldi her pie!"
…
"Uhm, look, I really didn't mean to do that…" Alice gulped as she saw the gun shivered in the purplette's hands. "I-I-I was just going to give it to you…a-and I fell and…that happened…"
"Are you fucking kidding me…" the Gangster Princess shivered in wrath. She was about to shoot the heck out of the girl, but then her cellphone rang.
"What the fuck do you want!?" she yelled at the caller. Glaring at Alice, she carved her face in her head and then stomped away.
"Girls! We're going home!" she yelled at her minions, who obediently followed, while giving murderous glares to the dark blonde.
Alice sighed in relief as she realized she had gone through a death sentence.
The rest of the group approached her. The twins were laughing.
"Hey! You're awesome! You gotta do that more!" the blue-eyed one encouraged.
"What's your name, pretty lady?" the red-eyed one smoothly asked.
"My name is Alice Liddell!" Alice answered honestly.
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…
…
"Uh, something wrong?"
Julius narrowed his eyes. "Alice Liddell? You mean the Liddell from Liddell Mafia?"
The twins were gaping. "That fucking mafia…?"
Alice rubbed the back of her head awkwardly. "You…can say that. I'm Grandma Anne's Granddaughter."
…
Then the twins swiftly took out their guns. "Do you know that your head costs ten billion pounds?"
Alice shivered as she noticed that the others were somehow taking out their guns.
"N-No." Alice honestly answered.
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"Please marry me!" the emo-punk suddenly came up and held both her hands. "Please, will you marry me, Alice? My name is Boris Airay. I'm a big fan of you! I love you! Let's marry and live our lives together!"
…
Alice blushed velvet red. "S-Sorry, but…no. T-This is too sudden!"
Boris had a disappointed look on his face and stepped back. He sighed.
"Oh well, nice knowing you, Boss' Granddaughter."
"Hey, hold still, you fucking asshole!" Alice glanced to the red-eyed twin, who was holding a gun right beside her head. "I'm trying to shoot you!"
"Scram, Dum! I might not get to live in that manor, but ten billion pounds is good enough!" Bors yelled at the twin called Dum.
"No! We kill her!"
"I kill her!"
"We kill her!"
"I kill her!"
"We kill her!"
"…Hey! She's gone!" Boris gasped as he noticed that the navy-haired boy, the dark blonde, her lion and her backpack were gone from the park.
"Dammit!" the twins growled. "This is all your fucking fault! Hey, what is this pie doing here?" the blue eyed twin saw a plate of pie on the grass, with a piece of paper beside it. He took the pie, while his red-eyed twin took the paper.
"Hello, Boris Airay; are you from the east side of the district and related to Lord Gowland?" they read the paper.
"Yes?" Boris answered.
…
SPLATTER
"Ha! Got you, son of a bitch!"
~.X.~
Alice panted, almost dying in suspense as she, Voldemort and Bandersnatch escaped the central side. She then glared at Julius, who was staring at her, considering things. Probably whether to propose to her or kill her. Alice put in mind to accept the proposal next time it came up again.
"Are you—"
"Yes."
"What?"
"Yes, I'll marry you! Or yes for anything, I don't care, just spare my life!"
…
"I wasn't planning to kill your or marry you." Julius deadpanned, blushing hard.
Alice froze and facepalmed. "Oh. Well, this is awkward. Sorry, King Julien."
"Stop calling me that!"
Alice shivered and hid behind Julius as she noticed the crowds were surrounding her. "H-Hey, Julius…? Why are they staring at us?"
"Not us. You." Julius sighed, and took out his gun. "This is too troublesome. You should keep it shut about your family's name next time. You're as legendary as Harry Potter here." The navy-haired boy said, and aimed his gun.
The crowds around them had revealed their weapons; axe, hammer, butcher knives, guns…grenades, dynamites, any many other murdering tools that existed. Alice gulped and held Voldemort close.
"Oh, what is going on, Voldemort? Now everyone's after my head! Save us, somebody!"
"RRRRR…ROAARRR!" Bandersnatch roared in wrath, gaining the crowds' attention.
Julius took it as a momentum, and shot one of the guy to open a path. "This is it. Let's go! Run to the hills!" he took the girl's arm and shot his way through. Bandersnatch stayed behind to threat them, but then someone threw a rope around him.
"RAWR!"
"Bandy!" Alice gasped as she looked back. They're half way to the concrete hills when they saw another rope caught the lion.
Julius glanced back and cursed in his mind. "It's too late! Forget him!"
Alice swished the boy's hand away and ran towards the crowd as she saw Bandersnatch was taken down.
Julius grimaced. "Idiot!" he hissed and took out his cellphone.
Alice had a scary frown on her face as she stomped back to the crowds.
"What do you guys think you're doing!?" she yelled at them. "Leave Bandersnatch alone!"
WHACK
With immense power, Alice swung her bat to crash someone's head. Moving fast, she dodged the axes and held them with Voldemort as she managed to set the lion free.
WHACK
"Get lost, you bastard!" Alice hissed as she landed one last head-crushing swing to another man.
Julius watched this and dropped his phone in awe. Well, that girl surely knew how to use that metal bat. He gulped and watched the girl running towards her, led by the lion.
"Aaaargh! They're gonna kill me for sure now! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Alice shrieked as she ran ahead of them frantically.
Julius twitched.
"I'm wondering whether she's really strong or just a big idiot." He deadpanned.
"Purrr…" Bandersnatch purred gratefully as he went to follow his new young mistress.
All references in here are not mine! Hey, why don't you guess who will be in the Mafia, Gangster, Assassin and Yakuza?