"Geeez, this guy didn't even try to take us to the airport. He just dumped us in the middle of this field! How rude!" Homer exclaimed.

"Dad, you did glue his hand to the steering wheel. That was kinda rude," Lisa pointed out.

"Quiet, Lisa" Homer sneered.

Homer and Lisa were riding in a taxi to their hotel.

"Okay, here is your hotel." the taxi driver said.

"Thanks," Homer and Lisa said together.

As they tried to leave, "Hey, you have to pay. You do know that?" asked the taxi driver.

"See if these will work!" Homer shouted, throwing cards at the taxi driver.

"Hey! These are buisness cards!" yelled the taxi driver.

"I'm sure one of them will pay you!" Homer screamed.

In the hotel, Homer and Lisa went to check in.

"You are in room 1. That is straight down the hall," the receptionist told them.

"Hey, this is an all expenses paid trip! I want a penthouse room. And don't tell me you can't!" Homer remarked.

"But sir, people live in there," replied the receptionist.

"But nothing. This isn't a house, a duplex, an apartment building, or a gutter! People shouldn't live here!" yelled Homer.

"Okay, I will just give you the keys to there. I am sure they can spend the week somewhere else," said the receptionist.

"Hee hee hee hee," laughed Homer. "Those kids just rode a cart to the candy counter, and now one of them is hitting on the candy counter girl!"

"Dad, I know this is humorous, but lets just go to our room," Lisa insisted.

"Sir, do you need a bellhop?" asked the receptionist.

"Yes, make sure he is foreign and goes up the stairs. I have my 100 pound bowling ball collection in my bags and I don't want them exposed to elevator music" Homer ordered.

"I heard," a bellhop answered.

"Oh yeah, lady? Here is a tip," Homer offered as the lady stuck out her hand. "Use conditioner to make your hair soft and bouncy just like mine."

"Sir, that is not why I stuck out my hand," countered the receptionist.

"Oh yeah," Homer remembered.

Homer poured superglue all over her hands and placed it on the phone.

"Run, Lisa!" Homer screamed. "See you later sucker!"

The End

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