Angel: Fear me for I live!
Nam: AND MY B-DAY IS COMING UP!
Angel: -rolls eyes- It's been like this for weeks
Katie: More like months
Nam: -sticks tongue out at us-
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!
Note to Self
Alive POV
Note to self: finding a blond in a club, WAY HARDER THEN YOU WOULD EVER THINK!
I could see Bella at the bar, talking it up with a bartender. Eh, not the cutest thing on the planet, personally I would go for the other one on the other side of the bar. But Rose, aka the thorn in my side, was gone. Now Rose, being Rose, ordinary I wouldn't have to worry, but tonight the crowd was so thick, it was a little unnerving to not being able to spot her at all. Just then, the bartender completely up and left her without even saying anything.
JERK!!
He walked over to the cute one and in less than a second, jumped OVER the bar and ran over to the entrance. Weird the cute one kinda looked like......
NAH! Little Eddie, wouldn't be a bartender!!! Pfft.
And ran straight for some girl in a red mini dress talking to a giant bodybuilder looking dude ........
WAIT, WHAT!?
I looked over at the blond once again and I almost died when I saw Rose. Or what I thought was Rose, it was hard to tell when that body builder dude was looming over her. I would go down and stop it, but she looked to be enjoying it. I couldn't see the big dude's face but he had to be cute to get Rose's attention. Poor bartender dude, Rose was gonna deck him for ruining their moment. I looked back at the bar and saw Bella giggling to something the cute bartender said. I could almost feel my self sweat drop like those weird anime characters do in her games. THE DAY BEFORE, I get all of us on a show to find us great guys, we find them on our own.
Great, talk about irony right there. I wonder if I could back out of the show tomorrow.
Someone tapping on my table, brought me out of my thoughts
" ALICE I NEED YOUR HELP!"
I turned and saw Kari, however her apron was off and she was practically shoving it in my hands. I took one look at it and started shaking my head no.
" NO WAY KARI!"
" PLEASE!!!!! MY MOTHER IS HERE AND IF SHE SEE'S ME WORKING HERE SHE'LL CUT ME OFF! BESIDES I LISTENED TO YOU RANT ABOUT THAT MALL COP JASPER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES!" Kari pleaded
" So what you're gonna escape during your shift, AND ISN'T YOUR MOTHER LIKE FIFTY!" I screamed
" No, I'm gonna hide out on the dance floor, you only have to pretend to be working for like ten minutes, cause I get off early tonight!" She said
" So it's not bad if you party here but your can't be a waitress here?"
" Yes! You have to understand my mother's mentally. If I just party here then that means I'm here only once a month at best! If I work here then that means always surrounded by drunk men or become a stripper or something!" Kari dropped to her knees and death grabbed onto my legs, " PLEASE!!!!!"
I looked around and saw all the tables surrounding me were staring at me.
" Um.....Kari your making a scene!"
" PLEASE! I'LL BEG AND CRY!" KAri said doing those weird dry huffs that always came before the tears
" FINE! JUST LET GO OF ME!!!!"
Kari got up off the ground, not a trace of a tear on her face, threw the apron at me and ran off. I was in shock.
Great just great, I walk into this place looking like an awesome mythical bird princess and I end up as a waitress. How Cinderella of me......
I looked down at the stupid beated black apron, then at my pink dress and sighed.
Did I just playied by a girl barely old enough to be in here!?!?!!?
Bella POV
" Alright meanest break up line you've ever used?" I asked
" I'm not answering until you tell me who you rather do. Carrottop, Danny Tanner or the rich guy on Gillian's Island "
" COME ON YOU COULD ATLEAST ADD THE PROFESSOR OR JESSE!" I pleaded.
" Nope!"" he teased. Damn it I was gonna have to say it!
" Thurston J. Howell" I mumbled
" Marie, you hussy!" he practically shouted.
" Hey a hussy gives it yup for free, I on the other hand whould be paid in full before hand, and then run for my life afterwards!"
" Well I'm nice when I break it off, but my brother is has to be ' You're too good for me,.................. wait no I'm too good for you,......... wait,..... no.... I'm gay' "
I almost choked on my soda.
" YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"
" Yup, poor girl was so confused, that she STILL calls him!" Two girls on the other end of the bar glared at me. I don't know why, I'm just laughing it up with the cute bartender who's completely and utterly ignoring them.
Wow, nevermind that last statement.
Even I had to admit this man was gorgeous. Green eyes and copperish hair, no tattoos and a tight black shirt will make any woman drool. Which was exactly why he was out of my league. Sad too, he's not like the other guys I've meet at this club. He was..........sweet.
" You know I never did get my drink" I teased
" And I told you I have no idea whatsoever what I'm doing. Which is sad cause I'm probably gonna get the job at the end of the night."
" How about I make it easy on you, a rum and coke?"
" It would be my pleasure" somehow when he said that I got the feeling he wasn't just talking about my drink. He turned around to get my drink when my ring tone went off.
Yes, you gotta appreciate the lady
And, now, that is a natural fact
'Cause when you be yourself
With a lady act
You're gonna be appreciated right back.
I flipped open my phone and saw a text from Rose. I looked over my shoulder and saw her and the big guy laughing from our table on the second floor.
DID YOU ASK HIM OUT YET!?!?! Yah, girlie I can feel the sexual tension all the way from up here! EM MY PHONE DOESN'T HAVE BACKSPACE AND YOU DON'T KNOW HER WELL ENOUGH TO TEXT HER! oh well, ASK HIM OUT KNOW B4 I GO DOWN THERE AND DO IT FOR YOU!
xoxo Rose
I might be nuts, but where was the hugs and kisses message in that text? I switched my phone to vibrate just incase I got anymore texts. I looked up at the second floor and flicked the couple off, which only let the big guy exploded in laughter.
Note to self: ask Rose about that guy, who's apparently named Em.
" Here you go, the simplest drink next to Coke you can possibility get at a bar." he handed me my little shot glass. My phone vibrated, DAMN IT ROSE!
" Nice. " my eyes flickered over to the two girls, " Don't you have any other customers? " He looked back and forth and I checked my text underneat the table.
He likes you, he's friend up here can verity it for you if you want him to come down there, make a scene and FORCE you to ask him out! Come on what's the worst that can happen.
You know you want to..........
xoxo Rose
He looked at the them and smirked, " Nah, she's just pissed cause I'm speaking English "
My confused face only made him laugh harder.
" I may have given her the impression that I only spoke French....." i playing punched him in the shoulder. Maybe Rose was right, what's the worst that could happen
" JERK!"
Well he could turn me down, tell me he's gay, tell me he's got a girlfriend.............the list went on and on. But on the other hand, he could say yes.
" Oh come on! It was all I could do short of using the beer nozzle and hozing her down!"
" But still, using the language of love to get out of a date. Makes me wonder...."
" Wonder what?"
" Makes me wonder what would happen if....." God my blush was going to kill me
" If..?" he was smirking at me, HE WAS ENJOYING THIS!
" If i were to ask you out?" I concluded waiting for the ' I'm gay " or " I'm sorry I gave you the wrong impression "
" If you were to ask me out, I would say yes in a heart beat"
See I told you, ga- WAIT WHAT?!
" You want to dance?"
" SURE!" whoops, too excited there Bella.
Alice POV
I hate this job so much. In less than seven minutes I have had beer spilled on me, three guys slap my butt and one even gave me a room key for the Grand Hyatt Hotel!
Granted that was the most expensive place in the state practically, BUT STILL!
" Note to self: Cross off waitress off of possible jobs " I mumbled to myself.
" HEY KARI! A MAN AT TABLE SIX IS REQUESTING YOU!"
Another thing, how was I a barely five foot raven haired girl was being mistaken for a six foot blond and and pink nineteen year old girl? Maybe it was Carl was near blind but come on, I'M PRETTY SURE EVEN BLIND PEOPLE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL US APART!
" Sure thing Carl "
I grabbed the serving tray and ran off to the table. Two men sat at the table; one was facing the other direction and in the other was staring at me with a smirk. HE was a black man with a head full of braids and eyes that a weird shade of brown. They were almost auburn color, they were brown with a hint of red deep inside of them.
" Hello Alice" the man facing away from me turned and smirked at me and my entire body froze. Without even saying anything else I started backing up.
" Ah don't be like that! I saw you as a waitress and I had to request you!" he laughed
" What do you want?"
" You. Or Bella, whatever works best "
" Go to Hell!" I shouted and stomped off.
" Been there, not as bad as you would think!" he called after me. I dropped off my apron with Carl and ran upstairs to get the girls. There wasn't a chance in Hell I was staying here with him lurking around for another moment. I went back to our table and saw Rose and a man sitting with his back to me laughing, but where was Bella!?
" Rose we have to get out of here!" I shouted, grabbed her arm and dragged her away from the table. She didn't have a chance to say goodbye to the guy and quite honsetly I didn't care right now. Too bad I wanted to see the face of the guy who seemed to have had my cold hearted Rose, all flirty and smiley. I led her down to the bar but Bella was long gone
" WHAT'S WITH YOU!?" Rose was full on glaring at me for dragging her from her date
" James is here"
Bella POV
This was actually kind of fun!
" THIS IS DJ SAMMY! WITH A SONG ALL THE GUYS IN HERE KNOW BY HEART!"
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
This isn't fun no more.........
I felt Edward laughing at me, behind me which didn't help my blush. Maybe if I run he won't be able to caught me till the end of the song! I was already looking for an escape route when Edward wrapped his arms around my waist, forbidding me to escape.
" There's no way I'm letting you get away from me" he said right into my ear. A chill ran down my spine.
" Now you're gonna stay and dance, right Marie?"
Marie.................that's right that's what he thought my name was.
" Fine I'll dance with you, but if you get hurt by me ' dropping it like it's hot ' it's your fault!" he laughed
" Trust me, I doubt you'll hurt me"
It's his funeral.
Now what did Rose always say about doing a perfect booty drop again?
1. Don't look like a grandmother with a back problem
2 If you want attention go down quick but up as slowly as possible
3. Yes Bella you can be sexy if you want, don't doubt yourself and go for it
Wow, I could almost hear her voice when repeating over the " Silver Rules " as she liked to call them. The golden rule was:
1. If the guy your dancing with can't say on beat, just walk away. Cause if he can stay on beat he's probably horrible too, where it counts.
That rule made me think for a moment before blushing and screaming,
" JUST CAUSE HE CAN'T DANCE DOESN'T MEAN HE'S BAD IN BED! BESIDES WHY DOES THAT MATTER!?"
I got looked at by Alice and Rose like some kind of freak for two weeks after that.
You should think about it, take a second
" It's coming up" Edward said again
Matter fact, you should take four B
" PERVERT!"
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Moment of truth here Bella.
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
And I did. It wasn't a perfect drop like Rose, or even the famous Alice shake but it would have to do. I turned to see his reaction and it looks like his eyes were about to pop out of his head. I started biting the tip of my finger out of embarrassment.
Great, bella, just great. You just ruined your chance!
" Bella that was- "
Horrible?
Scarring?
Disgusting?
" Incredibly sexy"
You know I kinda like being proved wrong with this guy. We danced the rest of the song and went back to the bar by the end of it. Apparently if Edward wasn't there when the clock stuck midnight, he wouldn't be able to keep his job. We laughed as I got drunker and drunker. IT was about ten minutes to ten and we already discussed our families, school, friends and everything in between. I didn't tell him however that I was gonna be on Room Raiders tomorrow, he didn't need to know that little detail.
" So Marie, where are your friends? I havent' see them all night" he asked
Where were they anyways?
" I guess they both found dance partners"
" Well that's sad, and very dangerous for you"
" How so?"
" Beautiful girls shouldn't be alone at the bar. Who knows what kind of horrible things could have gotten to you"
I blushed, " I'm not beautiful "
Edward looked at me like I swallowed a fish, " You don't see yourself clearly do you?"
" More like you don't see me clearly "
" Fine then, we'll both get our eyes checked then. Even if they find that I'm almost blind, I still say your beautiful "
I chuckled, " Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. "
" And in my eyes your stunning"
I couldn't help smiling. I've noticed that in the two hours I've been with Edward, it's very hard not to smile half the time. He was truelly amazing, and that wasn't just the rum talking......................ok maybe allittle.
" I kinda forgot about my friends actually " Good God, drunk Bella was loose, hope I didn't say anything stupid.
" Really whys that?"
" I found my self talking to the hot bartender and I guess I forgot"
Yup, drunk Bella was in full swing.
" Ah, should I be jealous?" he pouted leaning over the bar. This man was gonna kill me.
" No I don't think you should" I leaned over the bar and kissed him.
BEST KISS EVER!
Too soon later, we parted, a goofy smile on his face.
" Well that was-"
" Amazing?"
" Exactly what I was going to say Marie" Edward said looking at me like a love struck teenager. I bit my lip.
" Listen Edward, my name isn't Marie. My friend's made me give out everyone fake names we meet at the bar just incase?" he looked skeptical but he seemed to understand.
" So what's your real name?"
"It's-"
I felt two hands grabs my shoulder and jolt me out of my seat. I turned and saw Rose and Alice looking frantic at me
" WE'VE LOOKED EVERY WHERE FOR YOU!" Rose complained
" Listen we got to go! James is here!" Alice started dragging me and I couldn't get free.
" EDWARD!"
He was too confused to even move from the bar.
" MY NAME IS BELLA!"
I didnt' even get the chance to see if he heard me for I was dragged out onto the cold Seattle air before I even got a chance to think. Alice called over a taxi and we all pilled in. For a moment I thought I saw copper hair just outside the window but it must have just have been my imagination.
We speed off without even a word passing between us.
" Did we really need to leave?" I asked
" Yes, James was planning something. Now we don't have to worry!" Alice said
" But I didn't even get to tell Edward my number!" yes, whining isn't a good look on me but still!
" And I didn't get to tell the cute one my number either!" Rose complained
It's no surprise I won't be here tomorrow
I can't believe that I stayed till today
My heart jolted as I searched for my phone, someone was calling me for once and not texting.
Yeah you and I will be a tough act to follow
But I know in time we'll find this was no surprise
I found it at the bottom of my bag and frowned when I saw the unknown number.
" Hello?"
" Yes Bella, it's me Nana!"
" Oh hello there" I wondered for half a second about how she got my number but I figured Alice must of wrote it down when she entered us.
" I just wanted to remind you that we'll be their tomorrow to do your preshow interviews at ten am. We'll start the raids at noon, ok?"
" Alright, bye bye Nana" I hung up and frowned. I was gonna have to date the guy I picked at the end of tomorrow, when the guy I really wanted was a bartender at Midnight Sun.
" Hey girlies, it's midnight, isn't it really to go home?" the taxi driver asked
Nice, I just left my prince charming at the dance right before the clock struck midnight. How Cinderella of me.
Note to self: Never fall for the bartender.
If only I wasn't so drunk that night, I may have found it odd that Nana called me at midnight and not at a sane hour.
? POV
Mom was dressed up in her favorite yellowish cream colored dress, spinning her drink in her hand. Her pale blond hair, shinned in the low nightlife lights. I sat next to her as I watched the girls rush out of the club, Bella shouting the whole way out. A few moments later, Edward grew a spine and ran off after her. A few minutes later he walked in, looking sullen.
Haha, Edward Cullen is sullen!
Mom called someone, while I took a quick sip from her drink. Who cares if I'm like two years underage, what really changes in my body in two years? Besides it tasted like candy.
Mom hung up and I looked over the rail and saw that Carl was giving Edward and EM hell for ditching. Eric hadn't even showed back at the bar, I wonder what happened to him?
" So have you picked out the dudes for tommorrow?" I asked
" Yup, they interacted with all the dudes, except for the one who wasn't here tonight. "
" You're gonna include him? I thought we were gonna replace him with that Quil dude?"
" Yeah, but when you told me how much she talked about him after one meeting it would be cruel not to give him a shot " my mom gulped now the rest of her drink with a smile. I got up to leave, my mom being drunk was a scary thing.
" See yah mom " I said
" Hey, we're on the job, I'm not your mother" she said smiling
" Sorry...........Nana" I said bitterly, then walked off to my car
" Goodnight, Kari "
Angel: NIGHT NIGHT! Nam does that mean I have to call you pack girl from now on seeing how you changed your name?
Nam: meh. You made my character evil...........THANKS!
Angel: -ignoring- I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO! REVIEW!!!!
Nam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR IGNORING ME!?!
Angel: WOOT THIS IS THE LONGEST CHAPTER I'VE EVER WRITTEN ON FANFICTION!
BYE THE WAY WHOEVER GIVES THE SONG AND THE MOVIE BELLA'S RINGTONE COMES FROM WILL GET A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! AND NO GOOGLING! I will find out -death glare-