OMK This fanfic has been dead for a while...but I'm updating! Slight MelloxNear. SLIGHT. And slight LxBB shounen ai.
It was a normal day at whammy's house, and BB decided he was bored (BB isn't a little kid in this one)
"Hey Lawli?"
"Yes B?"
"Wanna take Matt and Mello and Near to that movie Undead Hearts?"
"Umm...B...that movie is rated R." L frowned. "And they are eight, seven and six."
"They're training to become detectives, they can handle it."
"It's about zombies' right?" L asked
"Yup. There's a girl whose boyfriend gets turned into a zombie during an apocalypse, but she still loves him and hides him in her apartment."
B was in a creepy mood today. He had two moods, sweet and cute, and creepy. He was usually sweet, but today it was creepy.
So, five minutes later L, B, M, M, and N were riding in a limo (driven by Watari) to the movies.
Beyond and the kids were singing a gory demise in the back (Beyond's idea) and L was getting a headache.
When they reached the verse "I is for Isaac who lost his front brakes, J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes, K is for Kenny who was shot in the head, L is fore Larry who bled and bled M's for Marie who was burned to a crisp..." Mello sang "N is for Near who got pummeled by fists!"
"Now Mello," Beyond scolded "That's not nice."
"Ok, were here!" L called back to them.
"Yay! M&M shouted. They got out and rushed into the theater. L bought candy, a lot of candy but he's like a millionaire so it didn't matter that movie candy is really freaking expensive.
A few people gave them strange looks, for bringing little kids to a horror movie, but B just stuck his tongue out at them.
They took seats in the middle of the theater, ad Mello tried to squish Near into one of the chairs (you know how movie chairs fold up after you get up off of them? Yeah Mello was squashing the poor albino between the seat and back of the chair.)
"Mello, please stop that." L told him. Mello let go of the chair and Near tumbled out and fell on the floor.
"Get off the floor Near, it's filthy!" BB cried.
"You're such a clean freak." L rolled his panda eyes.
They sat in their chairs in the following order from right to left. BB, L, Near, Mello, Matt.
First there were just ads for movies and stuff, then there was a chocolate ad and Mello stood up and shouted "Chocolate!" which caused some people in the front to look over there shoulders and back at them.
"Sit down Mello." L scolded.
The blond eight year old just giggled and munched his M&Ms.
The movie started out with a mad scientist trying out an experiment, which caused his helper named Jake to accidentally turn into a zombie. At first the effects were on ad off and they thought the virus had subdued after about an hour, and he went to see his girlfriend Angelina later. But the zombie virus came back and he leaped out the window and ripped a guys head off. He kept killing people and turning them to zombies in the street.
Here is what the Whammy's boys look like:
BB: Grinning sadistically, perching on his seat.
L: Kinda scared...
Near: Wide eyed, shaking.
Mello: halfway between horrified and delighted.
Matt: Grabbing Mello's arm, but refusing to look away.
More killings happened; Angelina kept trying to find Jake before he got shot. Jake keeps biting people and eats their flesh, pokes eyeballs out and pops them in his mouth. He found a knife and sliced open people and ate there organs and he slurps intestines.
L: Pretty scared, grabbing BB's arm.
BB: Chuckling like an insane creep at every disgusting part
Near: Whimpering and trying to hug Mello, since L isn't available.
Mello: Weirded out that Near is hugging him and crying into his shoulder. Also really freaked out at the movie.
Matt: Peeing his pants…
"Scared much Lawli?" BB chuckled, holding his hand.
"Near, get off me!" Mello hissed at the scared little boy. Then he noticed just how terrified the fluff-ball was and cuddled him instead of being mean (that's a good Mello!)
Matt also kinda tried to get in there hug thing.
Angelina finds Jake and tries to hide him before he gets killed, but some police people break into her apartment and find her trying to convince Jake he's not a zombie, he's a nice human. Then zombie-Jake kisses Angelina, but he bites her so she's a zombie too. Police get into Angelina's apartment and see the two undead kissing on the couch and shoot them. Since Jake started the zombie apocalypse, when he died all the people he'd turned to zombies turned back and everything returned to normal (except for some blood and guts to clean up.)
L: Breathing hard, head on Beyond's shoulder, hugging B's arm.
BB: Teasing L about being scared
Near: Crying softly and being cuddled by Melly
Mello: Still kind of dazed from the Movie and hugging Near and Matt.
Matt: Does not have to pee anymore...
"Alright...that was fun!" said BB, standing up.
"C-come on kids." said L.
Mello stood up with Near on his back, who he was giving a piggyback ride. He turned to Matt who was holding his box of uneaten gummy worms in one hand and shaking slightly.
"Haha Mattie you pissed yourself! Did you shit your pants too?" Mello laughed at his fried.
"H-hey...!" Matt blushed
"Don't use language like that Mello!" L chided the boy.
Mello piggybacked Near out of the theater with Matt following behind. BB threw his arm around L's neck, causing to detective to blush and Beyond to giggle.
"Let's do this again sometime!" Laughed BB. "Your sooo kawaii when you're scared!"
"Sure..." Muttered L, blushing harder, who didn't really plan to.