january 4
Mom has these two lovers, twins who run the Piggly-Wiggly. Merrick and Murdock. They come over to fuck her on Tuesdays. I locked the bedroom door and wouldn't let them leave until they peed in three canning jars. I fed them iced tea and held my BB gun on them.
Merrick told me that he really hated me a year ago when I got their sister Georgiana preggers, but now he wants me dead. But the jars got filled. I took a couple of pics of them with my phone to insure against repercussions. They will respect my authority.
January 6
I just found out from Stan that you can play paintball with real ball bearings. Awesome!
January 8
Damn, Kenny's dad has a real catheter and a bag rubber-enema type thing that he tapes to his chest for the piss tests at the plant. That is so high tech. I made a hundred eighty dollars today, pushin' piss. Those random tests can't be that random, because I was called at six-thirty a.m.
January 10
I was at the bus stop today. I made two kids lick up garbage, and flicked a burning Marlboro into another kid's knapsack and stomped the glasses of little Pinto III, who wears leg braces. Pinto's granddad was called that cause he was conceived in a 1971 Pinto Coupe. Pinto's dad, P.J. is doing a nickel-dime at Folsom in Cali, and so I have Pinto III to jump on...I love waiting for the school bus.
January 11
I made a deal with Pinto III that if he can fill some jars for me, I won't kick his ass at the bus stop. Last summer, Kyle went to Israel for an archaelogical dig, and brought back a switchblade that he gave Butters as a joke... I took it from Butters's room about ten days ago. I doubt he knows it's gone. I have been swaggering around the bus stop, and I think I'll get a lot of jars filled. Sure I will