Revenge of the Hims: Part 2
"Red," asked Blue Him. "Is this really our opponents?" Blue Him talked in a voice that sounded like an imperial guard. He also sounded like if he was from Britain.
"Yes, Blue." Red Him replied.
"You got to be kidding me. We are facing three cockteasers and some bloody wankers."
"Who are you a wanker?" shouted Butch .
"Whoa. I'm surprised you understood what I said."
"What did say anyway?" Brick asked Butch. Butch whispered in his ear. "Oh my God, I can't believe he would call us that."
"What did he say?" Blossom asked Brick.
"You don't wanna know. I'll tell you later."
Blue Him turned his head and noticed Boomer trying to sneak by the two Hims.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Blue Him shouted. He fired a beam of ice over at Boomer. Boomer ended up almost completely in ice. Only his head was free. Then, ice-cased Boomer fell to the ground and that shattered the ice. Boomer was shivering from the cold. Blue Him grabbed him and picked him up with one hand and threw him at the police officers. "If you think you can pass us, you are mistaken."
Boomer had started the conflict with Blue Him and the conflict started between both factions. Ice and Fire were flying. Meanwhile, inside the fire, Mario, Luigi, and Dexter were fighting Green Him.
"We will have Alex," Green Him stated to the three. "There is no way you can stop that."
"So, you interrupt the joust just so you can get to Alex." Dexter asked.
"I after I found out of Alex going to the championship, I would simply replace the opponent he would face. That was my plan and now after I defeat you Alex will be ours." Then, everyone in the area heard a scream that sounded like a monkey. Then, coming from right behind Dexter came out Mojo Jojo in his mech charging at Green Him. He surprised Green Him and Mojo Jojo tackled him.
"Thanks to you, my plans were ruined." Mojo Jojo shouted at him in anger.
"What are you going to do about it?" Green Him said. Mojo Jojo ran into him and grabbed him.
"I'm going to beat the living crap out of you."
"You fool, I control electricity. So, it is you who will be fried." Then, Green Him sent a huge amount of electricity through Mojo's mech. Sparks flew off the mech, but Mojo's mech remained intact. "What the hell?"
"My circuits are greatly insulated from electricity. You know what that means?"
"AH, SHIT!"
To make a long story short, Mojo was then beating Green Him around senselessly. Mario, Luigi, Dexter, and Alex were scared of Mojo when was angry. So, they just stepped backed to hide.
"Mojo is scary when he's mad." Alex said.
"I've seen scary stuff in my lifetime." Dexter said. "But this takes the cake because I have not seen anyone this angry. So, I agree with you."
"What should we do, Alex?" Mario asked. Alex did not respond. "Alex?" Mario turned around. "Huh, where'd he go?" Luigi looked around.
"Over there." Luigi said. Alex was over by the end zone. "Alex, what are you doing there?"
"I'm trying to leave." Alex said. Then, out of nowhere, Umbra appeared. "What the…"
"You are mine." Umbra said.
"Umbra, leave Alex alone." Dexter said.
"I will do what I wish with him." Umbra pulled out a piece of cake out of his pocket. The ones were confused. "Like this." Then, Umbra shoved the cake down Alex's throat and made him swallow it. Dexter got in there and got Alex out of there.
"Are you okay?"
"I don't like cake anymore." Alex said.
"You interfere too much, Dexter." Umbra said.
"Mario, Luigi, get Alex out of here." Dexter said.
"But…" Mario said.
"NOW!" Then, Mario, Luigi, and Alex got out of there. "Now, it is you and me now."
"It is, Dexter." Then, the two fought it out.
Outside of the fire, Red and Blue Him were fighting the girls. The two heard Green Him.
"Hey, can you help me out?" Green Him said.
"With what?" Red Him said.
"Alex has gotten away and I'm getting beaten by a stupid monkey."
"Have you weakened?"
"The monkey's mech is immune to my electricity."
"I think a retreat would be a viable option." Blue Him said. "I did see Umbra place the cake in Alex."
"Well, then. Retreat would be a good option." Red Him replied. Then, they heard a crack.
"OW! MY ARMS! HE BROKE MY ARMS!" Green shouted.
The other two Hims went inside to grab Green Him. The two saw a very angry Mojo Jojo. He turned to the other two Hims.
"YOU!" Mojo said. "You were the one who deceived me and the other villains to your side."
"Ah, Mojo." Red Him said. "I'm surprised you remember me."
"I will never forget you, you ass hole."
"Enough." Blue Him said. "Our business is done. Let's just stop arseing about and leave." A violet-colored portal appeared.
"We will meet again." Green Him shouted. "Just you wait."
"Umbra," Red Him said. "Are you coming?"
"I have business to settle." Umbra responded.
"Okay, then. Suit yourself." Then, the three Hims went in and the portal closed behind them.
The girls and guys went inside after the fire went down. They saw Alex, Mario, Luigi were okay but beaten. They also saw Mojo Jojo trying to calm down. Also, the football field was ripped to shreds.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD!" Mojo shouted.
"What is going on here?" Blossom asked.
"Mojo, just beat Green Him to a pulp." Mario said.
"Look over there." Luigi said. He was pointing to Dexter and Umbra. At the time, the professor, Ken and Peach arrived at the scene.
"Girls, are you all right."
"We're fine." Blossom replied. "But what about Dexter?" They looked over and saw Dexter and Umbra.
"Over the course, of 6000 years, you have taken the lives of countless people." Dexter said to Umbra. "As well as my comrades long ago."
"Yes. Because humans are weaklings." Umbra said. "And they are nothing more than very cheap slave labor."
"So, is this what it is all about? I will not allow you to do these things to Earth."
"You cannot can the fate of this planet. Let this be our final battle…"
Note: Dexter and Umbra have been fighting each other for over 6 millennia. When Umbra meant final battle, he meant this will be their final battle. Or in other words, someone is going to die.
Note 2: Red Him controls fire. Blue Him controls ice. Green Him controls electricity.
