August 8, 2011

Whoa. A lot of you really don't have lives do you!

I mean, I feel like Im being hoarded by you people! But seriously, thanks!

And yes, I am pretty funny!

But let me say, you guys are lucky that I even got to post this blog! For last night, THERE WAS A FREAKING FIRE!

Luckily, I had time to grab my laptop. Sadly, that meant I had to sacrifice my pet hamster.

Moment of silence for my hamster Paul.

SILENCE OVER!

Oh, and for my mother, if your reading this.

Look, I didn't mean to set the house on fire! How was I suppose to know that using my awesome lightning powers indoors was a safety hazard? Sheesh…

But luckily my therapist is now scared of me! Which means my therapist needs a therapist!

So yes, I am writing this on my own free will. Shocker.

Now, on to the good stuff.

I get to yell at you people. BWA HA HA HA!

Look. Last time I asked for you guys to send me in questions so that I could awnser them.

I DIDN'T GET ANY QUESTIONS IN YOUR MOUNTIAN OF REVEIWS PEOPLE!

SO SEND IN QUESTIONS THIS TIME!

I mean, if Im going to waste time to please you people, than you need to participate!

Look, and if you people actually learn how to read, and understand that I want questions to answer, here are a few tips.

1: I don't answer questions about grammar or spelling.

2: I am not a slave. So don't ask me if I could do your homework or something

That's about it. So put in questions in your reviews please!

Wow that sounded too nice for me.

PUT IN QUESTIONS IN YOUR REVIEWS OR ELSE!

There..That's more like it.

Not much to say really.

Oh! Id like to tell you good listeners, that the bys who didn't listen to me, got a very horrible surprise hug from Barney!

And even better, Barney sang to them too!

Yep! It's a package deal, a hug and a song from a purple dinosaur!

Now isn't that horribly cute?

But Barney is out to get us all now. I suppose one death defying hug wasn't enough for him! So lock your doors! Shut the windows! And whatever you do, don't ask anybody about good manners! For when he hears someone ask about manners, he comes and finds you.

And then he sings to you until you sleep, and then when you sleep, he creeps into your head and sings!

And when you wake up the next morning, he will be staring at you, with those plastic, non blinking eyes!

So five words of wisdom:

Barney. Is. Scary. As . hell

No peace out!

FROM A GIRL WHOS FREAKING SCARED OF BARNEY, THALIA GRACE.

PS: Put questions on your comments people! Or feel the wrath of Barney!

Emodude389:

Barney. 0_o

Wisegirl8756:

Um…Thalia… that was actually my hamster, you said you would take care of him for a week…

RE: Wisegirl8756:

Oh…right…Paul will be dearly missed.

RE: RE: Wisegirl8756:

You under stand you owe me another hamster right?

RE: RE: RE: Wisegirl8756

Wisegirl8756 has been blocked from this blog.

What did yu say Annabeth? Im sorry, I must have blocked you accintly!

HAMMERWEILDER14:

0_o Barney…he knows where you live.