Eight AM the next morning, on the other side of the city, a red and black costumed man argued with a short stocky man in a suit, they were sitting at a cafe, the short man knew not to talk to him anywhere they were alone, not again.
"Look, even if this IS a Fanfiction I can't even come close to killing venom!"
The short man look at him puzzled. "Fanfiction?" he asked.
The masked man waved his hand as if to say "forget it" and pushed up the bottom of his mask, revealing quite a few scars on his face which you could almost swear moved if you stared at them long enough.
He took a sip of his drink and promptly spit it out, too bad for his "friend" across the table, for he sit it on him.

"Who wrote this coffee?" he asked, before saying "Yeah I guess that makes sense" as if he was answered, which anyone there would tell you he was not.
This man was Deadpool, also known as the Merc with a mouth.
"Alright, I'll do it, but you gotta throw in something extra into my normal fee, yeah maybe that... No! I've got it, yes, that will do fine."
"What do you want?" the man asks, afraid of what he'll say."
Deadpool threw his arms out and exclaimed "A lifetime supply of socks! I'm always running out of clean socks when I need to be somewhere, and if I ever run out of my lifetime supply, I'll come for you" He says the last part in a way you could almost think he was joking, if you didn't know who he was, they say he once ran a nun over because she made him drop his cupcake by accident.
The man gulped hard, his words getting stuck in his throat. "Y-yes yes, whatever you want Mr Wilson."

Deadpool Got up and started to walk away, "Alrighty, one dead shape shifting super strong alien symbiote coming up! Do you want me to kill the guy under it too? because that'll cost you double."

"No No, just the suit is fine."

"God I hope I don't end up teaming up with him, I've had enough of those fics..."

Now that that was settled, only one thing remained, how was a Merc with a quick healing factor gonna fight a super strong, super fast alien that only has weakness to high pitched sound waves?
If only Weapon X had given him a super screaming power too, maybe laser eyes.
And blades in his arms! wait no, that's stupid.
"Oh duh!" he exclaimed, slapping himself on the forehead. He pulled out his U-Phone and went to the web browser.
After a quick search he was on a site called .net, on a fic called Deadpool and Venom's big adventure, chapter 3.

"Wow, what a great idea future self, I'll try that! but where do I get an Iron man suit?"
One time-skip later and he was outside of Tony Stark's house, man those scene jumps were disorienting. He shook off dizzyness and crashed though the large front window of one of the richest superheroes who ever lived.

A robotic chime of "Unauthorised entry" as two mini-guns slid out of the walls and opened fire.
Deadpool laughed as he ran though them with no head for his own life, god super-healing is a great power he thought.
"Stop making my think things you sick bastard!" he yelled at no-one at all.
He scowled under his mask and responded to nothing with "That's a lie! I was talking to you!"

But by then he was past the turrets and in the basement, you'd think Iron Man would have better security in his house, and before long he was faying away in one of Tony's old iron man suits, not as advanced as his new ones but it would do for this.
He quickly stopped at a home depot and got some paint, this red and gold was too tacky for him.
"Well I'm no artiest but that should do for now" he said as he finished spray painting his new armored suit to his liking.

He spent the next few hours figuring out how to use the suit above fly in a straight line, thinking himself now a master of Ironman suits he set off to find his target, just like he had read.

"You know, for a fanfic this isn't too awful, at least there's no super overpowered OCs, yet."

He lucked out and found Venom swinging along soon after he figured out the suits bio signal tracking, maybe he should have looked at the manual after all, would have saved him some time.
It was just turning dark when he decided to confront Venom.

"Time for a battle scene right? I do love battle scenes."

Sorry, chapter is a bit short, but Deadpool in finally in the story right? That's gotta count for something.