Pit: Well I guess I'm watching the A/N while KirbyL is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth for some reason.

Dark Pit: Hey! Don't forget me! I'm part of this too you know...

Pit: Yeah... But anyway, if you're on Miiverse, you should search user and type in KirbyLuigiSF. That's really who she is 24/7

Dark Pit: At least she isn't a fangirl...

Pit: She used to be one though...

Both: *shivers*

Sunrise to a new beautiful day. Pit and Dark Pit woke up from their slumber. This time, those two weren't groaning whenever it's morning and you have to wake up at a certain time. It annoyed them the most, but not it doesn't... Odd. They both sat up and stretched out their arms, wings, etc. Once they looked at each other, they smiled again. The same smile they did yesterday. And they don't know it's still happening.

Pit looked around the room. It was still pink. Showing all the kittens, rainbows, and drawings that look like stick figures. It came along with other cute things the two can't describe. Even if it was girly, he still seemed to smile at it. Dark Pit seems to do the same thing. They both got out of their beds, dressed, and that day, they can have some... fun.

Once they were out of their rooms and walking down the hallways, they heard something that came from the intercom. They looked up. Seems like there is something important to do at this time of day. This doesn't happen often around here in the Smash Mansion. Well... Guess it should happen once and a while.

"Smashers!" That sounded like Master Hand. "Just to let you know that there will be an assembly. We're all going to talk about something that seems boring to you, but it is to me and Crazy Hand! Why you may ask?"

"Because I want to see some despair this time around! So be here at noon, or you won't smash for two whole weeks!" Crazy Hand answered. "Ciao!" Dark Pit's face became stern, yet still smiling. Are you kidding me? Another boring assembly that seems pointless just so they can ruin our day? Well, fuck! This is the worst time to do so. Pit somehow didn't seem to mind. He didn't change his expression... at all.

"Another boring assembly? That always makes me mad!" Pit said.

"Then, why are you smiling?" Dark Pit asked, confused.

"I don't know. Why are you prancing down the hallways?"

Dark Pit looked at himself. He was twirling, jumping up and down, skipping, heel clicking, and his expression still became delighted. He didn't even know why this is happening. He never done this at all. He didn't even know he can do this in the first place. It's not normal. "Yeah... I dunno!" He answered, as he danced down the halls.

Peach was near a window, looking at rainbows in the sky. It's such a beautiful day right now. The birds were chirping, the sun is out there shining bright, No rain clouds in the horizon. Heh... You can even see the inklings playing turf war outside the Smash Mansion for some reason... It's getting all over the mansion's walls. Good thing the ink disappears when their turf war match is over.

Peach's thoughts stopped immediately when she heard the sound of laughter. She turned around to see two angels doing a ring around a rosie down the halls. Peach's mind was losing it. The happiness in Pit still hasn't wear off? And Dark Pit was doing the same too! That... Doesn't happen often with him a lot of the time. Usually, he is just edgy like any other dark character would. But... That's not happening. For now, Those two seemed to be enjoying themselves; running around, doing cartwheels, laughter. Peach seemed to wonder if Yoshi was right about this whole joy thing.

Pit and Dark Pit stopped when they saw the confused pink princess. Pit stepped forward, with the same expression as his twin.

"Hey there, princess!" Pit greeted, bowing. "Isn't it such a beautiful day?"

Dark Pit nodded, accepting that it was nice out. If it meant inklings making an entire mess outside the mansion, then yeah. You can even hear the sounds the inklings make as they spray their ink. Man... There are so many globs of ink in windows, walls, even the rooftop. They really seem to enjoy themselves... Hearing their inkling blubs a lot of the time.

"Well... Yeah!" The princess answered, a bit cautiously. She didn't know what to say to these two... looking like this at least. "Say, why are you still feeling happy?"

Pit shrugged. "Ever since you gave me a happy hug, I don't feel right, but I still feel like myself. Even Pittoo feels the same way! Right?" He nudged the dark angel, who didn't seem to mind the nudge.

"It feels so flipping awesome!" He said, fluttering his black wings. Feathers seem to be falling off. Seems like they're molting. Or probably too excited that they fall off... If that were even possible (though it would be funny if it did). The two angels appear to have a few bald spots. They don't seem to notice actually. Pit then started jumping up and down, alarming Dark Pit to come and play around the Mansion. He smiled and agreed as he bowed the princess and skipped down to the cheerful angel.

Peach had to believe it. Giving the happy hug was a bad idea. Just look at them. They were laughing, dancing, and even singing. Pit has been like that for a full 24 hours and he still feels that. Peach doesn't know why it's still going, and she also didn't know why the dark angel was feeling happy as Pit was, but whatever it is, it had something to do with that white angel.

Smashers were in the main room, enjoying themselves until it was time to hear a boring assembly. Some of them didn't seem to mind, because they've been through this a lot. A lot of them. Even after at least 20 of these, they still don't seem to like it that much. Yeah... That's how boring assemblies are in Smash Mansion.

"What's with the assembly this time?" Toon Link asked. "It's all boring! I want to smash things!"

Villager shook his head. "It's not boring! It just becomes more annoying! What's the point? Oh right... There isn't!"

"Let's just hope this is quick!" Lucas said. "I've gotta be somewhere at noon."

Everyone sighed. It was a beautiful day to smash, but they didn't feel like it. They kept on thinking about the stupid assembly. Crazy Hand always wants to ruin everything just so he can feel despair in those guys. Ness looked up at the clock. 11:45. Ugh... It's almost time until we get to bore ourselves.

Once it did, Crazy Hand called from the top of its lungs (if he even had one) to go to the stage. Everyone groaned. Fuck this man! Fuck everything! They all went down the path to the stage, giving a not satisfied look. Pit came in and looked at everyone. They look so cute! Dark Pit agrees. There were so many sparkles in their vision, and cuties that have smiles on their faces. Though it stopped in a few seconds. They saw that it was just the smashers with no expression.

When it came to their seats, Pit and Dark Pit sat next to each other. Pit's smile seemed to grow, to the part where everyone can see it. The curtains rose up. It's starting! Crazy Hand would probably expect to see everyone with sulking faces. That may be a problem since they will be standing out with shit eating smiles, that the hand will notice it completely. Dark Pit's eyes furrowed. He had to stop his happiness craze. But his heart doesn't feel like it, and he doesn't know why... He nudged his twin, alerting him.

"Dude!" Dark Pit started. "We've gotta stop smiling! I can feel that our muscles burning, and it's going to be like that forever, Pit!"

Pit turned to him, with the smile growing as ever. Master Hand brought a microphone, and Crazy Hand went next to it. He moved his fingers. "Thank you all for coming! Just so I can see despair on your faces. Now we are going to talk about-"

A sound of laughter echoed across the room. Everyone seemed to notice it. Who did that? More importantly, why? Crazy stopped when he saw the two angels, with smiles on their faces. He didn't expect to see that because one of them interrupted his speech. It actually pissed him off a lot actually...

"My cheeks! They're begging me to stop! But my heeeaaart! My heart tells me we should keep on smiling till we cry! Awwww yeeeeaaaah!" Pit autotuned sing songed. Crazy slapped him in the face, causing Pit to put his hands over his mouth.

"How freaking dare you sing in the middle of my talking!" He said. Every smasher nodded. They never knew that their angels are happy to see a boring talk. Usually they'd be like them as always, but this? It's been happening ever since! Heck, They now even realized that it's happening to Dark Pit as well for some reason.

"I'm sorry, Crazy Hand!" Dark Pit apologized for Pit. "But since Pit gave me hug..."

"We feel so strange, about us maybeeeeee!" Pit covered Dark Pit's mouth. They have to stop singing, but their bodies refused to do so!

"What the fuck is in your minds right now?" Crazy questioned. This doesn't seem normal to the angels. Pit stood up from his seat, breathing in as his hands clenched.

"If this joy like this is all wroooong, then god- Dammit! Then, we don't want to feel alriiiiiiiggggghhhht! Baaaay-beeeeeyeah!" Dark Pit came in and covered his twin's mouth. This is out of control. Everyone was watching them do this shit. They obviously heard them sing stuff that they can't understand. Man, their singing was pure autotuned. Every smasher was confused, even Crazy.

"How can you feel so happy on the most boring assembly's ever?" Dark Pit shrugged as he pushed Pit's hand away from his mouth. Only to cause Pit to slap himself and the same thing came out of his nose.

"I don't know, Crazy!" He answered. "We both just feel happy-" He looked at Pit. He saw the look on Pit's face when the colorful spew came down. Dark Pit laughed. It's so funny to see Pit like this. It happened last night, and it appeared again. Pit wasn't amused, but his twin was. He laughed so hard that he coughed out the same thing. He didn't care! He never noticed it anyway. Crazy Hand saw this and slowly became astonished as Dark Pit's laughter became stronger and louder. Something was wrong with them! Those smiles don't seem normal! But what can he do? He needs to do at least something... But he didn't want to. He was too lazy to think about that.

After that sudden laughter, Mario meanwhile, scooted over to her princess, giving her a look. Peach caught it. Now this emotion is getting a little bit out of hand.

"You see that-a princess?" He asked. "This is how our-a two angels ended up because of you!"

Peach put her hands up. "I didn't think this would happen! In fact, I don't remember giving a hug to that Dark Pit person! Honest!"

Luigi came in behind Peach. "They are going to be overwhelmed! Aren't they?!" Peach roughly shook her head.

"I'm pretty sure it will wear off at any time! It should be out or something."

"I don't know about this, Peach." Roy was sitting next to Peach, joining the conversation. "It's been probably two days... And Dark Pit is acting like this as well for some reason. I'm pretty sure that they are not going to wear off..."

"Well, what can we do about it?" Luigi asked. He didn't know what to do about this. He had no idea anyway. Roy stopped as his lifted his head up with an idea. "We need Dr Mario! He can figure this out, right?" Peach shrugged.

"I dunno..." Peach said. "Do you think Dr Mario can believe all of this?"

"Imma positive." Mario said. "After all, it's just another me in a doctor's outfit! Should we see him?"

Roy nodded. "We need to get those two angels in, right now!" He looked ahead of the stage. Crazy Hand was still talking about who knows what. "Right after this assembly." The three face palmed. This was going to be a while. Hurry up, Crazy Hand! Or a least Master Hand do something! Move that microphone away or something!