Tony is sat in his office and Pepper is opposite him sorting through paper stuff and taking notes on her BlackBerry.

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Pepperpot- Did you cut yourself shaving this morning??

Bossman- Maybe…

Pepperpot- You never cut yourself shaving.

Bossman- I did this morning.

Pepperpot- Why?

Bossman- It wasn't intentional Pepper.

Pepperpot- What were you doing besides shaving?

Bossman- Putting my shirt on.

Pepperpot- At the same time as shaving??

Bossman- Uh-huh.

Pepperpot- Right…

Why?

Bossman- Why not? I was in a hurry.

Pepperpot- You've never worried about being on time before.

Bossman- There's a first time for everything.

Pepperpot- You just wanted to get in some extra time fiddling with the Hot Rod.

Bossman- Of course not Pepper! I just thought I'd support you by actually being on time this morning.

Pepperpot- There's oil on your shirt.

Bossman- Oh yeah…

Pepperpot- ?

Bossman- Okay fine, I did fiddle with the Hot Rod this morning. But I had a brainwave!

Pepperpot- Did it hurt?

Bossman- The brainwave or the whole cut-myself-shaving thing.

Pepperpot- Both.

Bossman- The brainwave was a eureka moment, so no it didn't hurt and the whole cut-myself-shaving thing didn't really hurt either.

Pepperpot- Uh-huh.

Bossman- It's not professional to type uh-huh.

Pepperpot- It's not professional to shave while putting a shirt on at the same time and then play with a car instead of helping your poor over-worked PA.

Bossman- I've never claimed to be professional Pepper, that's why I have you.

Pepperpot- Professionalism is something you should really investigate Mr Stark.

Bossman- Uh-oh, Pepper has gone formal. And I have investigated it; I just decided I didn't like it.

Pepperpot- Because you prefer the playboy route?

Bossman- Pepper, honey, please. Even you have to admit that I'm not as bad as I was.

Pepperpot- Don't call me honey. And no, you're not as bad. Now you're too busy trying to blow yourself up.

Bossman- To protect people.

Pepperpot- What about you? Without you this company would go downhill. It would end up in the hands of those who would rather see it destroyed or take it back down the weapons route.

Bossman- Is it the company you're worried about or me?

Pepperpot- Both. You only in a professional way.

Bossman- And the company?

Pepperpot- Also professional, but Stark Industries would be a hell of a lot easier to patch back up again.

Bossman- Pepper…

Pepperpot- Tony, look. Your flies are undone.

Bossman- Okay... epic subject change.

Why are you looking? :)

Pepperpot- (smiley alert) and I'm not, only your trousers are brown and your boxers are pink. It's a little bit obvious.

Bossman- Peps, do you get kicks out of staring at my boxers??

Pepperpot- Look, are you going to do your flies up or not?

Bossman- Which would you prefer?

Pepperpot- Up, please.

Bossman- Is this part of the whole professionalism thing or would you honestly prefer them to stay down.

Pepperpot- Tony, PLEASE do your flies up before Mr Cradit comes in.

Bossman- Mr Crap-It has come back?

Pepperpot- It's Mr CRADIT!! And yes he has; he wants to discuss a merger between the Cradit Company and Stark Industries.

Bossman- The Cradit Company is a lame name, I mean… Stark Industries has my name in it, that's what makes it awesome.

Pepperpot- Stark Industries also has more money.

Bossman- Score!

Pepperpot- Tony! He's coming in! Flies up!!

Bossman- :) Bye Peps.

Bossman has signed off

Pepperpot- (sigh) I think I'm starting to like smiley's now as well :S